These are for you, Jaime D.
I was gonna tell a pig joke, but it was too boar-ing.
I was gonna make a joke about old bread, but it was too stale.
I was gonna tell a vacuum joke, but it sucks.
I was gonna make a joke about rednecks, but it was too stupid.
I was gonna make an Alzheimer's joke, but I forgot it.
I was gonna make a sheep joke, but I'm too baaashful.
I was gonna make a missing clock joke, but I don't have the time.
I was gonna make a chef joke, but I don't have the thyme.
I was gonna make a joke about a baker's finances, but I couldn't raise the dough.
I was gonna make a physics joke, but i don't have the balls.
I was gonna make a skeleton joke, but i don't have the guts.
I was gonna make a joke about rabbits, but I'm too soft.
I was gonna make a racing joke, but I ran out of them.
I was gonna make a joke about sinks, but my plans went down the drain.
I was gonna make a joke about clouds, but I'm too high to say it.
I was gonna make a joke about mustaches, but I'll shave it for later.
I was gonna make a joke about He-Man, but I didn't have the power.
I was gonna make a joke about cats, but not right meow.
I was gonna make a joke about the alphabet, but Y not save it for later?
I was gonna make a joke about female golfers, but it was too darn caddy.
I was gonna make a joke about coffee, but I'd be grounded for saying it.
I was gonna make an indecisive joke, but I changed my mind.
I was gonna make a joke about dogs, but it was only a ruff draft.
I was gonna make a dark joke, but it wasn't too bright.
I was gonna make a joke about onions, but it would make you cry.
I was gonna make a joke about electricity, but it was too shocking.
I was gonna make a joke about Yao Ming, but it was too tall an order.
I was gonna make a joke about dulled nails, but it wasn't too sharp.
I was gonna make a joke about evolution, but it was too primal.
I was gonna make a joke about pipes, but it was too blunt.
I was gonna make a joke about computers, but it bytes.
I was gonna make a joke about carpenters, but wood you care if I saved it for later?
I was gonna make a joke about art, but it's too abstract.
I was gonna make a joke about viruses, but it was too sick.
I was gonna make a joke about sharks, bu it was too vicious.
I was gonna make a joke about an unsharpened pencil, but you wouldn't get the point.
I was gonna make a joke about literature, but it didn't feel write.
I was gonna make a joke about philosophical theory, but you wouldn't get the concept.
I was gonna make a joke about mercury, but you're too dense to get it.
I was gonna make a joke about concrete, but it wasn't too smooth.
I was gonna make a joke about bananas, but it wasn't very appealing.
I was gonna make a joke about narcolepsy, but... *snore*
I was gonna make an incomplete joke, but
This is what my friend and I have been doing for the last half hour.