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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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dalebert

#1200
August 31, 2013, 12:01:43 PM
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dalebert

#1201
August 31, 2013, 12:12:12 PM
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JillSter

#1202
August 31, 2013, 03:12:33 PM
Quote from: Glitterfly on August 31, 2013, 04:33:49 AM
...that's the worst joke i've ever seen xD

Yay! I win the thread! :D
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dalebert

#1204
August 31, 2013, 09:15:02 PM
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V M

#1206
September 01, 2013, 09:14:38 PM
I needed to grill a fish, so the first question I asked was "Where were you last night?" followed by "Can you prove that?"
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Mariax

#1207
September 01, 2013, 11:36:47 PM
Everyone laughs about  Mao serving up hir bits, but you know what that took to do? All together now...

(Edited for clarity. Also, why did I write Grr?)
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Danielle Emmalee

#1208
September 01, 2013, 11:37:46 PM
Quote from: Mariax on September 01, 2013, 11:36:47 PM
Grr. Everyone laughs about what s/he did, but you know what that took to do? All together now...

huh?
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Mariax

#1209
September 02, 2013, 12:09:22 AM
Sorry, redone above. One of those days...
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big kim

#1210
September 02, 2013, 04:19:31 AM
Why was the sergeant always picking holes in his soldiers?
He was drilling them
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Mariax

#1211
September 02, 2013, 04:44:13 AM
Quote from: Glitterfly on September 02, 2013, 12:14:07 AM
I get the reference but not the joke... :(
Starts with a b...

...and I feel terrible even telling the joke, just so we're clear.
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Mariax

#1212
September 02, 2013, 04:47:40 AM
Okay, one to redeem myself.

How many college professors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... to tell his postdoc to do it.
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Danielle Emmalee

#1213
September 02, 2013, 04:48:45 AM
Quote from: Mariax on September 02, 2013, 04:44:13 AM
Starts with a b...

...and I feel terrible even telling the joke, just so we're clear.

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Danielle Emmalee

#1214
September 02, 2013, 05:05:09 AM
Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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LordKAT

#1215
September 02, 2013, 05:52:52 AM
Quote from: Alice Danielle on September 02, 2013, 05:05:09 AM
Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What?!  you never drove on the lawn?
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dalebert

#1216
September 02, 2013, 08:25:55 AM


For more words like this one, check out this image.
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Danielle Emmalee

#1217
September 02, 2013, 12:59:29 PM
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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MadeleineG

#1218
September 02, 2013, 01:03:22 PM
Quote from: Alice Danielle on September 02, 2013, 12:59:29 PM
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

I had a snarky reply for this, but I can't remember it.
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Beth Andrea

#1219
September 02, 2013, 01:25:33 PM
Quote from: dalebert on September 02, 2013, 08:25:55 AM


For more words like this one, check out this image.

When I saw the image, my first--VERY first--thought went to this video, which I last saw OOOooh so many years ago...

...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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