Bad Jokes

[Kittenswithmittens]

I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper.

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

His finger went in.

I hate when that happens! Well... unless it's one of those times I'm doing it on purpose.

[Danielle Emmalee]

Seppuku

http://sudokugeant.cabanova.fr/assets/download/gr_spe3D.pdf

And...finished.

[Kittenswithmittens]

[MadeleineG]

Looks like my makeup attempts 

[Kittenswithmittens]

Looks like my makeup attempts 

Ily a little bit! Funny pictures in my head now haha.

[Shards]

So ... that's death by puzzle, then? Is that an honorable end?

Seppuku

http://sudokugeant.cabanova.fr/assets/download/gr_spe3D.pdf

[dalebert]

[Shards]

You should see how Gwynne looks when our son does her makeup ;-)

Ily a little bit! Funny pictures in my head now haha.

[Kittenswithmittens]

I believe photos of that should be highly relevant to this thread if the kid is young enough? Haha! Aah sweet memories of me as a child, stealing my mum's makeup. Pretty much lipstick on my eyebrows and I couldn't to save my life find out how my mum could notice such a discrete masterpiece of makeup.



^.^

[Shards]

Yep, our son is still in the single digits. He does our makeup using a Monster High makeup kit (actually, the lipstick is better than you might expect).

Oh, your poor dog! What happened? I hope the surgery went smoothly. Very funny photo, though :-) Love it!

I believe photos of that should be highly relevant to this thread if the kid is young enough? Haha! Aah sweet memories of me as a child, stealing my mum's makeup. Pretty much lipstick on my eyebrows and I couldn't to save my life find out how my mum could notice such a discrete masterpiece of makeup.

^.^

[Shaina]

[V M]

[dalebert]

This one was described on >-bleeped-< as "Men's alarms"

[Robin Mack]

Here's one I came up with and used at a recent GLBTQ function:

"I'm going to take this opportunity to come out as a bisexual.  I really wanted to be a pansexual, but I developed a terrible allergy to teflon, and cast iron chafes!"

[dalebert]

"I'm going to take this opportunity to come out as a bisexual.  I really wanted to be a pansexual, but I developed a terrible allergy to teflon, and cast iron chafes!"

Hey, don't knock it. A pan can't say "no"!

[MadeleineG]

Here's one I came up with and used at a recent GLBTQ function:

"I'm going to take this opportunity to come out as a bisexual.  I really wanted to be a pansexual, but I developed a terrible allergy to teflon, and cast iron chafes!"

Consider this joke PANNED!

[Beth Andrea]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?











Finding half a worm...

[Danielle Emmalee]

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?










The Holocaust