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V M

#1542
October 29, 2013, 05:39:05 AM
*Odd deep thoughts*

If you're a monkey's Uncle and Bob's your Uncle, what does that say about the rest of your family?  :D

The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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dalebert

#1543
October 29, 2013, 02:58:58 PM
Quote from: Joules on October 29, 2013, 10:27:01 AM
It's going...it's going... it's gone!!!  Outta the park, that went right over everybody's head.  What a long shot.  No one is getting a piece of that one.

I was too embarrassed to admit that I didn't get it. But I still don't.  :embarrassed:
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Devlyn

#1544
October 29, 2013, 05:01:47 PM
Maybe it means there are bananas sprouting on your family tree?
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Beth Andrea

#1545
October 29, 2013, 05:25:44 PM
Quote from: V M on October 29, 2013, 05:39:05 AM
*Odd deep thoughts*

If you're a monkey's Uncle and Bob's your Uncle, what does that say about the rest of your family?  :D

The nut doesn't fall far from the tree...
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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MadeleineG

#1546
October 29, 2013, 10:17:52 PM
Quote from: V M on October 29, 2013, 05:39:05 AM
*Odd deep thoughts*

If you're a monkey's Uncle and Bob's your Uncle, what does that say about the rest of your family?  :D

My head is bobbing up and down, but I'm scratching my head quizzically.
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V M

#1547
October 29, 2013, 11:31:44 PM
What do you get if you throw together a couple of cliché sayings to create a riddle?



Cliché abuse  >:-)
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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dalebert

#1548
October 30, 2013, 01:15:14 PM
Atheism joke.

Just saw a t-shirt that read "Truth+God=Life."

If you solve for "Truth" via algrebra...

Truth=Life-God.
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Danielle Emmalee

#1550
October 30, 2013, 07:02:05 PM
Quote from: Joules on October 30, 2013, 01:18:53 PM
He He.

The other solution is funny too:

God = Life - Truth

Truth - Life = -God

But what does it mean?
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Amelia Pond

#1556
October 30, 2013, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: dalebert on October 30, 2013, 08:23:19 PM

I saw that one earlier, cracked me up.  :laugh:

Amy
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dalebert

#1557
October 30, 2013, 09:46:11 PM
This joke was so "bad" it resulted in a 12-hour Facebook ban!

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