I saw my oldest friend last week, for the first time in a long while - I'd been determined to tell him what's going on in my life, since I've outed myself to a lot of other people. So we were out on his veranda, and before I got to drop my bombshell, he dropped one by asking me to be ungodlyfather* to his younger son (I'm already ungodlyfather to his eldest).
So I thanked him, said I'd be delighted, and said: but I have something to tell you... and then told him that at some point, I was going to end up their ungodlymother instead
. He took it well
.
*I would be their godfather/mother, but it turned out that as an ordained Buddhist I wasn't allowed to attend his eldest's christening (long and weird churchy story), so we decided I was his ungodlyfather instead, and that my role is to subvert his religious upbringing
... and now I have
two minions, mwahahahah etc.
