How do you eat a pie?

[Cindy]

Trivial? No so life important.

I just had a very nice meat & mushroom  pie and chips for dinner. How do you cut up your pie? I'm a definite triangularist ? Each section has to be a triangle of the last portion, which means that the last mouth full will always be a square (I told you it was important). You could always cut that square into triangles but then they are a 'small' mouth portion so it's cheating. This is obviously going to be an important thread. So any comments indecent or decent are requested.

Cindy; Living in a Pie Full of Diamonds ( Sorry John and George)

[Muffins]

I'm scared of circles... I cook all my pies and pizzas etc in rectangle dishes/trays.
I haz square pie pieces! ^________^ hip to be square?
exhibit A:

[justmeinoz]

If I have to cut up a large pie I usually cut it in half first then divide each half as required.
If it's a small pie, I just attack from anywhere until it's gone. 
I have realised that I usually start at the point if it is a triangular slice, and work in triangles to the outer crust.  I wonder what a shrink would read into all that??
Karen

[Amazon D]

Well back in the day when my appetite was active for pp i use to go after the sides and give them a good lickin but then as i got closer to the middle i was careful not to lick too hard. there i would use my lower lip to gently lift up and around the center hitting and missing. I would also make sure i would savor the smell and well when i use to go down on possumpie thats how i would do it. I would never ever use utentsils. However, if i was eating a food pie well that would be different  oh to be a non celibate again, i miss that smell of fresh pie after a 8 hour day of her walking around in nylons and that smell building and building ouuhhh oouuhhh that smell can't you smell that smell .. the smell thats all around you 

[SarahM777]

If it wasn't for good table manners i think the barbarian approach is best. Just dive right in i mean what's a good pie if you can't wear some of it?