Trivial? No so life important.

I just had a very nice meat & mushroom  pie and chips for dinner. How do you cut up your pie? I'm a definite triangularist ? Each section has to be a triangle of the last portion, which means that the last mouth full will always be a square (I told you it was important). You could always cut that square into triangles but then they are a 'small' mouth portion so it's cheating. This is obviously going to be an important thread. So any comments indecent or decent are requested.

Cindy; Living in a Pie Full of Diamonds ( Sorry John and George)

I'm scared of circles... I cook all my pies and pizzas etc in rectangle dishes/trays.
I haz square pie pieces! ^________^ hip to be square?
exhibit A:

If I have to cut up a large pie I usually cut it in half first then divide each half as required.
If it's a small pie, I just attack from anywhere until it's gone. 
I have realised that I usually start at the point if it is a triangular slice, and work in triangles to the outer crust.  I wonder what a shrink would read into all that??
Karen

Well back in the day when my appetite was active for pp i use to go after the sides and give them a good lickin but then as i got closer to the middle i was careful not to lick too hard. there i would use my lower lip to gently lift up and around the center hitting and missing. I would also make sure i would savor the smell and well when i use to go down on possumpie thats how i would do it. I would never ever use utentsils. However, if i was eating a food pie well that would be different  oh to be a non celibate again, i miss that smell of fresh pie after a 8 hour day of her walking around in nylons and that smell building and building ouuhhh oouuhhh that smell can't you smell that smell .. the smell thats all around you 

If it wasn't for good table manners i think the barbarian approach is best. Just dive right in i mean what's a good pie if you can't wear some of it?