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Title: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: captains on December 01, 2014, 09:18:35 PM
Post by: captains on December 01, 2014, 09:18:35 PM
HELP
PACKER JUST FLOPPED OUT OF PANTS
ONTO THE FLOOR
OF THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM
... AND INTO THE NEXT STALL
SOMEONE CALL 911 IVE GOT A RUNAWAY WANG
PACKER JUST FLOPPED OUT OF PANTS
ONTO THE FLOOR
OF THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM
... AND INTO THE NEXT STALL
SOMEONE CALL 911 IVE GOT A RUNAWAY WANG
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: CursedFireDean on December 01, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
Post by: CursedFireDean on December 01, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: captains on December 01, 2014, 09:25:39 PM
Post by: captains on December 01, 2014, 09:25:39 PM
Quote from: CursedFireDean on December 01, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION
Oh my god, there's a lady in here too.
Play it cool, Cam. Just gotta reach under and grab it. Everything's fiiiiine.
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Jo-is-amazing on December 01, 2014, 09:26:25 PM
Post by: Jo-is-amazing on December 01, 2014, 09:26:25 PM
Not gonna lie
This post made my day XD
This post made my day XD
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Tessa James on December 01, 2014, 09:27:46 PM
Post by: Tessa James on December 01, 2014, 09:27:46 PM
OMG how embarrassing and funny. thanks for sharing LOL
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Arch on December 01, 2014, 10:13:23 PM
Post by: Arch on December 01, 2014, 10:13:23 PM
Quit "stalling" and grab it.
Did you get it back?
Did you get it back?
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: captains on December 01, 2014, 10:24:57 PM
Post by: captains on December 01, 2014, 10:24:57 PM
Quote from: Arch on December 01, 2014, 10:13:23 PM
Quit "stalling" and grab it.
Did you get it back?
This is probably cosmic punishment for being such a jerk. Maybe it wouldn't have happened if I were more of a "stand-up" guy.
I did, it's safe. Trying really hard not to think about what's just been transferred from the bathroom floor to my pants.
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Gothic Dandy on December 01, 2014, 10:49:07 PM
Post by: Gothic Dandy on December 01, 2014, 10:49:07 PM
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi58.tinypic.com%2F2rqbk8g.gif&hash=08294ff3cc09dfd205a1ef3820e81131691ac42a)
At least nobody saw you grab it! ...Right?
Pretty sure I would have died on the spot if that happened to me. Which is partially why I don't even want to wear a packer. Eek!
At least nobody saw you grab it! ...Right?
Pretty sure I would have died on the spot if that happened to me. Which is partially why I don't even want to wear a packer. Eek!
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Skyler on December 01, 2014, 11:03:01 PM
Post by: Skyler on December 01, 2014, 11:03:01 PM
LOL love this post...
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: LoriLorenz on December 02, 2014, 01:07:05 AM
Post by: LoriLorenz on December 02, 2014, 01:07:05 AM
:eusa_shifty:
I hope you scrubbed that thing later!
:icon_rah:
I hope you scrubbed that thing later!
:icon_rah:
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: J441 on December 02, 2014, 01:29:51 AM
Post by: J441 on December 02, 2014, 01:29:51 AM
If you're too embarrassed to get it now, then wait until she leaves and then casually go in the next stall and lock the door. Get it back.
Best of luck! Lol. :)
Best of luck! Lol. :)
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: adrian on December 02, 2014, 04:11:33 AM
Post by: adrian on December 02, 2014, 04:11:33 AM
Aaahhh! I think packers should come with a life line so we can haul them back in case of emergency. Glad you got it back though [emoji16]
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: strapping_young_lad on December 02, 2014, 05:32:21 AM
Post by: strapping_young_lad on December 02, 2014, 05:32:21 AM
I had to chuckle at this. Talk about embarrassing!
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: BlaineGame on December 02, 2014, 08:51:18 AM
Post by: BlaineGame on December 02, 2014, 08:51:18 AM
XD I about died laughing when I read this. I need to breathe! hahahahaha
My favorite posts in this topic hahaha
Quote from: captains on December 01, 2014, 09:18:35 PM
HELP
PACKER JUST FLOPPED OUT OF PANTS
ONTO THE FLOOR
OF THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM
... AND INTO THE NEXT STALL
SOMEONE CALL 911 IVE GOT A RUNAWAY WANG
Quote from: CursedFireDean on December 01, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION
Quote from: Arch on December 01, 2014, 10:13:23 PM
Quit "stalling" and grab it.
Did you get it back?
My favorite posts in this topic hahaha
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: NathanielM on December 02, 2014, 09:13:15 AM
Post by: NathanielM on December 02, 2014, 09:13:15 AM
I love this post! Packers can be stubborn sometimes :p
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Ms Grace on December 02, 2014, 09:56:53 AM
Post by: Ms Grace on December 02, 2014, 09:56:53 AM
You're lucky the person in the next stall didn't decide to keep it for themself....for whatever reason!
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: darkblade on December 02, 2014, 10:25:08 AM
Post by: darkblade on December 02, 2014, 10:25:08 AM
I kinda love how your first reaction (or so it seems) to the incident was to post about it here :laugh:
Pretty hilarious though, wonder what went through the person's head when they saw it casually flop into their stall..
Pretty hilarious though, wonder what went through the person's head when they saw it casually flop into their stall..
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2014, 10:49:48 AM
Post by: Beth Andrea on December 02, 2014, 10:49:48 AM
OMG, this thread is hilarious! Kudos to the OP!
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: makipu on December 02, 2014, 11:06:58 AM
Post by: makipu on December 02, 2014, 11:06:58 AM
I am glad you're fine now. I wonder how you would have felt if this happened in mens room.
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: captains on December 02, 2014, 11:20:51 AM
Post by: captains on December 02, 2014, 11:20:51 AM
Quote from: darkblade on December 02, 2014, 10:25:08 AM
I kinda love how your first reaction (or so it seems) to the incident was to post about it here :laugh:
Pretty hilarious though, wonder what went through the person's head when they saw it casually flop into their stall..
Haha, there's a reason why, in my circle of friends, my old name has come to mean "to do something really stupid, knowing it's stupid, in full view of everyone." I'm a human disaster, but I figure that if I'm gonna make a thousand embarrassing mistakes a day, I may as well take a bow at the end. :D
Fear not, my brothers who are scared to pack. I have died so that ye may live.
(I'm hoping she didn't notice? The tile was kind of the same color, so it was sort of like I had a camouflage dick. It did... make a noise tho...)
Quote from: makipu on December 02, 2014, 11:06:58 AMI use the right room when I can, so it's totally plausible that this could have happened in there. More threatening, probably. But also maybe less likely to be noticed? I mean, I definitely walked in on a guy jacking it at the urinal the other day, so. Who knows.
I am glad you're fine now. I wonder how you would have felt if this happened in mens room.
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: adrian on December 02, 2014, 11:26:09 AM
Post by: adrian on December 02, 2014, 11:26:09 AM
This thread has cheered me up immensely, so thanks man :D
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: NXTransit on December 02, 2014, 03:49:34 PM
Post by: NXTransit on December 02, 2014, 03:49:34 PM
What an intense validation of the recurring nightmare I've been having for the past 4 years!
Glad you packed your things and got the hell out of there :)
Glad you packed your things and got the hell out of there :)
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Arch on December 03, 2014, 02:30:28 AM
Post by: Arch on December 03, 2014, 02:30:28 AM
TranzWear (or is it TranZwear? can't remember) has a line of underwear with a C-ring to keep the packer pretty secure. They also do pouches. I've never lost a packer yet. Your best bet is a three-pack when they're running a special. (No, I don't own a piece of the company, but I've been pretty happy with the goods.)
Some guys . . . just can't keep it in their pants. ;)
Some guys . . . just can't keep it in their pants. ;)
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Arch on December 03, 2014, 02:36:40 AM
Post by: Arch on December 03, 2014, 02:36:40 AM
I don't wanna hijack, but I have to say to Jo...you're what my ex would call PDC: pretty damn cute.
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Daydreamer on December 04, 2014, 01:21:04 AM
Post by: Daydreamer on December 04, 2014, 01:21:04 AM
Gah, that happened to me at the bathroom of a pharmacy. Thankfully the bathroom is private though, but geez.
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: ryanjoseph on December 04, 2014, 07:41:12 PM
Post by: ryanjoseph on December 04, 2014, 07:41:12 PM
oh my god i just laughed so hard
hopefully that'll be a problem for me soon....i'm hoping to buy my dick in a few weeks ;D
hopefully that'll be a problem for me soon....i'm hoping to buy my dick in a few weeks ;D
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: FTMax on December 05, 2014, 12:57:19 PM
Post by: FTMax on December 05, 2014, 12:57:19 PM
Thanks for the laugh, but now I'm terrified of my dick running away :o
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: LoriLorenz on December 06, 2014, 06:33:33 AM
Post by: LoriLorenz on December 06, 2014, 06:33:33 AM
I just had the following go through my head.
See Dick.
Dick likes to run.
Oh how fun!
Run Dick Run!
Dick likes to run.
Oh how fun!
Run Dick Run!
Title: Re: FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment
Post by: Vamapandaz on December 19, 2014, 11:06:12 AM
Post by: Vamapandaz on December 19, 2014, 11:06:12 AM
Omg I'm not transgender but after I read this I went to the biffy, dropped my phone and immediately thought "ahhh my dick!" I am a lesbian.