FTeMergency, dying of embarrassment

[captains]

HELP

PACKER JUST FLOPPED OUT OF PANTS

ONTO THE FLOOR

OF THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM

... AND INTO THE NEXT STALL

SOMEONE CALL 911 IVE GOT A RUNAWAY WANG

[CursedFireDean]

ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION

[captains]

ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION

Oh my god, there's a lady in here too.

Play it cool, Cam. Just gotta reach under and grab it. Everything's fiiiiine.

[Jo-is-amazing]

Not gonna lie
This post made my day XD

[Tessa James]

OMG how embarrassing and funny.  thanks for sharing LOL

[Arch]

Quit "stalling" and grab it.

Did you get it back?

[captains]

Quit "stalling" and grab it.

Did you get it back?

This is probably cosmic punishment for being such a jerk. Maybe it wouldn't have happened if I were more of a "stand-up" guy.

I did, it's safe. Trying really hard not to think about what's just been transferred from the bathroom floor to my pants.

[Gothic Dandy]

At least nobody saw you grab it! ...Right?

Pretty sure I would have died on the spot if that happened to me. Which is partially why I don't even want to wear a packer. Eek!

[Skyler]

LOL love this post...

[LoriLorenz]

 

I hope you scrubbed that thing later!

[J441]

If you're too embarrassed to get it now, then wait until she leaves and then casually go in the next stall and lock the door. Get it back.

Best of luck! Lol.

[adrian]

Aaahhh! I think packers should come with a life line so we can haul them back in case of emergency. Glad you got it back though [emoji16]

[strapping_young_lad]

I had to chuckle at this. Talk about embarrassing!

[BlaineGame]

XD I about died laughing when I read this. I need to breathe! hahahahaha

HELP

PACKER JUST FLOPPED OUT OF PANTS

ONTO THE FLOOR

OF THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM

... AND INTO THE NEXT STALL

SOMEONE CALL 911 IVE GOT A RUNAWAY WANG

ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION

Quit "stalling" and grab it.

Did you get it back?

My favorite posts in this topic hahaha

[NathanielM]

I love this post! Packers can be stubborn sometimes :p

[Ms Grace]

You're lucky the person in the next stall didn't decide to keep it for themself....for whatever reason!

[darkblade]

I kinda love how your first reaction (or so it seems) to the incident was to post about it here 

Pretty hilarious though, wonder what went through the person's head when they saw it casually flop into their stall..

[Beth Andrea]

OMG, this thread is hilarious! Kudos to the OP!

[makipu]

I am glad you're fine now. I wonder how you would have felt if this happened in mens room.

[captains]

I kinda love how your first reaction (or so it seems) to the incident was to post about it here 

Pretty hilarious though, wonder what went through the person's head when they saw it casually flop into their stall..

Haha, there's a reason why, in my circle of friends, my old name has come to mean "to do something really stupid, knowing it's stupid, in full view of everyone." I'm a human disaster, but I figure that if I'm gonna make a thousand embarrassing mistakes a day, I may as well take a bow at the end.

Fear not, my brothers who are scared to pack. I have died so that ye may live.

(I'm hoping she didn't notice? The tile was kind of the same color, so it was sort of like I had a camouflage dick. It did... make a noise tho...)

I am glad you're fine now. I wonder how you would have felt if this happened in mens room.

I use the right room when I can, so it's totally plausible that this could have happened in there. More threatening, probably. But also maybe less likely to be noticed? I mean, I definitely walked in on a guy jacking it at the urinal the other day, so. Who knows.