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Title: How to please...
Post by: Sephirah on August 24, 2008, 08:24:05 PM
Post by: Sephirah on August 24, 2008, 08:24:05 PM
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Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Elwood on August 24, 2008, 08:30:44 PM
Post by: Elwood on August 24, 2008, 08:30:44 PM
Lol. No, she needs to also be on a motorcycle.
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 24, 2008, 10:33:48 PM
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 24, 2008, 10:33:48 PM
Hey Dan,
How about wearing a bikini top and very tight leather pants.
Leiandra Hon ,
If he is a new guy, What kind of beer? Cheap or the good stuff. I am standing here looking at the beer section of my local grocer.
Janet
How about wearing a bikini top and very tight leather pants.
Leiandra Hon ,
If he is a new guy, What kind of beer? Cheap or the good stuff. I am standing here looking at the beer section of my local grocer.
Janet
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Elwood on August 25, 2008, 12:06:20 PM
Post by: Elwood on August 25, 2008, 12:06:20 PM
Hmm. That could work. ;D She doesn't have to be naked.
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Sephirah on August 25, 2008, 12:16:12 PM
Post by: Sephirah on August 25, 2008, 12:16:12 PM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on August 24, 2008, 10:33:48 PM
Leiandra Hon ,
If he is a new guy, What kind of beer? Cheap or the good stuff. I am standing here looking at the beer section of my local grocer.
Janet
Um... I don't drink, so my knowledge of what constitutes 'good stuff' is about as comprehensive as my knowledge of quantum physics *blushes*.
It might be an idea to find out what he likes beforehand somehow?
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Constance on August 25, 2008, 01:04:07 PM
Post by: Constance on August 25, 2008, 01:04:07 PM
I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Nero on August 27, 2008, 02:57:12 AM
Post by: Nero on August 27, 2008, 02:57:12 AM
Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that! Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: sd on August 27, 2008, 03:29:44 AM
Post by: sd on August 27, 2008, 03:29:44 AM
Face it, just show up, anything else is a bonus.
Remember the old saying...
Women have to be in the mood, men just have to be in the room.
Remember the old saying...
Women have to be in the mood, men just have to be in the room.
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Pica Pica on August 27, 2008, 04:40:29 AM
Post by: Pica Pica on August 27, 2008, 04:40:29 AM
Quote from: Shades O'Grey on August 25, 2008, 01:04:07 PM
I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.
aah but have you had the delights of chocolate beer?
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Stealthgrrl on August 27, 2008, 06:18:18 AM
Post by: Stealthgrrl on August 27, 2008, 06:18:18 AM
Quote from: Nero on August 27, 2008, 02:57:12 AM
Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that! Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!
Oh geez, Nero! ::)
Janet, you're overthinking it. Just grab a six pack of Old Buffalo Whiz and you'll be fine. Before you know it, he'll be taking you out on a big date to the local sports bar for beer battered fish and chili cheese fries. ;)
Btw, Leiandra, I don't drink either.
Stealth, expert on men ::) :laugh: ???
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Sephirah on August 27, 2008, 06:27:02 AM
Post by: Sephirah on August 27, 2008, 06:27:02 AM
I don't like chocolate either... chocolate beer sounds *shudders* absolutely horrible.
I do know the complexities of a guy, Nero, especially through talking to some pretty special ones here. ;) That was just a bit of fun. :)
I do know the complexities of a guy, Nero, especially through talking to some pretty special ones here. ;) That was just a bit of fun. :)
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Jamie-o on August 27, 2008, 06:33:10 AM
Post by: Jamie-o on August 27, 2008, 06:33:10 AM
Quote from: Leiandra on August 25, 2008, 12:16:12 PM
Um... I don't drink, so my knowledge of what constitutes 'good stuff' is about as comprehensive as my knowledge of quantum physics *blushes*.
Same here. Isn't "good beer" and oxymoron? ;)
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 27, 2008, 06:39:12 AM
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 27, 2008, 06:39:12 AM
Quote from: Stealthgrrl on August 27, 2008, 06:18:18 AM
Janet, you're overthinking it. Just grab a six pack of Old Buffalo Whiz and you'll be fine. Before you know it, he'll be taking you out on a big date to the local sports bar for beer battered fish and chili cheese fries. ;)
I love chili cheese fries. :D Lets see...... Old Buffalo Whiz Old Buffalo Whiz...........There it is ! ;D
Janet
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Constance on August 27, 2008, 10:53:40 AM
Post by: Constance on August 27, 2008, 10:53:40 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on August 27, 2008, 04:40:29 AMNo, actually, I haven't. I once tried a mocha stout, but it was crap.Quote from: Shades O'Grey on August 25, 2008, 01:04:07 PM
I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.
aah but have you had the delights of chocolate beer?
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Adam on August 29, 2008, 11:18:38 AM
Post by: Adam on August 29, 2008, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: Nero on August 27, 2008, 02:57:12 AM
Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that! Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!
Yes, that would definately please me. And to make it even better, bring a pizza as well.