How to please...

[Sephirah]

[Elwood]

Lol. No, she needs to also be on a motorcycle.

[Janet_Girl]

Hey Dan,

How about wearing a bikini top and very tight leather pants.

Leiandra Hon ,

If he is a new guy, What kind of beer? Cheap or the good stuff.  I am standing here looking at the beer section of my local grocer.

Janet

[Elwood]

Hmm. That could work. She doesn't have to be naked.

[Sephirah]

Leiandra Hon ,

If he is a new guy, What kind of beer? Cheap or the good stuff.  I am standing here looking at the beer section of my local grocer.

Janet

Um... I don't drink, so my knowledge of what constitutes 'good stuff' is about as comprehensive as my knowledge of quantum physics *blushes*.

It might be an idea to find out what he likes beforehand somehow?

[Constance]

I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.

[Nero]

Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that!  Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!

[sd]

Face it, just show up, anything else is a bonus.


Remember the old saying...
Women have to be in the mood, men just have to be in the room.

[Pica Pica]

I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.

aah but have you had the delights of chocolate beer?

[Stealthgrrl]

Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that!  Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!

Oh geez, Nero! 

Janet, you're overthinking it. Just grab a six pack of Old Buffalo Whiz and you'll be fine. Before you know it, he'll be taking you out on a big date to the local sports bar for beer battered fish and chili cheese fries. 

Btw, Leiandra, I don't drink either.

Stealth, expert on men 

[Sephirah]

I don't like chocolate either... chocolate beer sounds *shudders* absolutely horrible.

I do know the complexities of a guy, Nero, especially through talking to some pretty special ones here. That was just a bit of fun.

[Jamie-o]

Um... I don't drink, so my knowledge of what constitutes 'good stuff' is about as comprehensive as my knowledge of quantum physics *blushes*.

Same here.  Isn't "good beer" and oxymoron? 

[Janet_Girl]

Janet, you're overthinking it. Just grab a six pack of Old Buffalo Whiz and you'll be fine. Before you know it, he'll be taking you out on a big date to the local sports bar for beer battered fish and chili cheese fries. 

I love chili cheese fries.    Lets see...... Old Buffalo Whiz  Old Buffalo Whiz...........There it is !  
Janet

[Constance]

I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.

aah but have you had the delights of chocolate beer?

No, actually, I haven't. I once tried a mocha stout, but it was crap.

[Adam]

Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that!  Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!

Yes, that would definately please me. And to make it even better, bring a pizza as well.