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Started by Sephirah, August 24, 2008, 08:24:05 PM

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Sephirah

Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Elwood

Lol. No, she needs to also be on a motorcycle.
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Janet_Girl

Hey Dan,

How about wearing a bikini top and very tight leather pants.

Leiandra Hon ,

If he is a new guy, What kind of beer? Cheap or the good stuff.  I am standing here looking at the beer section of my local grocer.

Janet


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Elwood

Hmm. That could work. ;D She doesn't have to be naked.
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Sephirah

Quote from: Janet Lynn on August 24, 2008, 10:33:48 PM
Leiandra Hon ,

If he is a new guy, What kind of beer? Cheap or the good stuff.  I am standing here looking at the beer section of my local grocer.

Janet

Um... I don't drink, so my knowledge of what constitutes 'good stuff' is about as comprehensive as my knowledge of quantum physics *blushes*.

It might be an idea to find out what he likes beforehand somehow?
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Constance

I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.

Nero

Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that!  Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!
Nero was the Forum Admin here at Susan's Place for several years up to the time of his death.
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sd

Face it, just show up, anything else is a bonus.


Remember the old saying...
Women have to be in the mood, men just have to be in the room.
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Pica Pica

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on August 25, 2008, 01:04:07 PM
I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.

aah but have you had the delights of chocolate beer?
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Stealthgrrl

Quote from: Nero on August 27, 2008, 02:57:12 AM
Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that!  Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!

Oh geez, Nero!  ::)

Janet, you're overthinking it. Just grab a six pack of Old Buffalo Whiz and you'll be fine. Before you know it, he'll be taking you out on a big date to the local sports bar for beer battered fish and chili cheese fries.  ;)

Btw, Leiandra, I don't drink either.

Stealth, expert on men  ::) :laugh: ???
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Sephirah

I don't like chocolate either... chocolate beer sounds *shudders* absolutely horrible.

I do know the complexities of a guy, Nero, especially through talking to some pretty special ones here. ;) That was just a bit of fun. :)
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Jamie-o

Quote from: Leiandra on August 25, 2008, 12:16:12 PM

Um... I don't drink, so my knowledge of what constitutes 'good stuff' is about as comprehensive as my knowledge of quantum physics *blushes*.

Same here.  Isn't "good beer" and oxymoron?  ;)
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Janet_Girl

Quote from: Stealthgrrl on August 27, 2008, 06:18:18 AM

Janet, you're overthinking it. Just grab a six pack of Old Buffalo Whiz and you'll be fine. Before you know it, he'll be taking you out on a big date to the local sports bar for beer battered fish and chili cheese fries.  ;)


I love chili cheese fries.   :D  Lets see...... Old Buffalo Whiz  Old Buffalo Whiz...........There it is !  ;D
Janet
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Constance

Quote from: Pica Pica on August 27, 2008, 04:40:29 AM
Quote from: Shades O'Grey on August 25, 2008, 01:04:07 PM
I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.

aah but have you had the delights of chocolate beer?
No, actually, I haven't. I once tried a mocha stout, but it was crap.

Adam

Quote from: Nero on August 27, 2008, 02:57:12 AM
Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that!  Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!

Yes, that would definately please me. And to make it even better, bring a pizza as well.
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