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Title: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Julie Marie on May 20, 2009, 11:58:11 PM
Or is it a mysterectomy?

Whatever the case, if anyone asks why this old broad is a bit sensitive in the bottom area, I'm telling them I had a mysterectomy.  Let them figure it out.

Julie
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: stacyB on May 21, 2009, 12:42:57 AM
Course you could always insist you werent a male-content!  :icon_walk: :icon_joy: :icon_geekdance: :icon_chuckel:

This is why I no longer do two shows a nite...
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Michelle. on May 21, 2009, 03:31:28 AM
A mysterectomy, sounds much better than... an appidi(censored). :police:

Or a misterectomy. Not as technical, but has a sense of irrevence given the spelling.

Julia Marie, "this old broad," huh? Anyone calls you old, slap 'em into next week.

Hope your recovery is going well.

Mich'
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Buffy on May 21, 2009, 03:35:08 AM
I just told people I had a hystericalrectomy, that seemed to work.

Buffy
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Steffi on May 21, 2009, 01:32:58 PM
then of course for the guys there's the Strapadictomy.....
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Cyndigurl45 on May 21, 2009, 02:05:17 PM
My answer is going to be I had a corrective proccedure for a birth defect
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Feever on May 21, 2009, 03:28:43 PM
Thats what I think too Cyndi.

But, Misterectomey has a nice ring to it, and actually sounds medical in nature.  I think people could believe it was an actual medical procedure.  Maybe it will catch on.
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Yvonne on May 21, 2009, 04:12:04 PM
Dunno.  I was never a mister or a bloke so I'll keep using GRS for genital reconstruction surgery.
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Mister on May 21, 2009, 05:19:08 PM
Why are you removing me?
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Feever on May 21, 2009, 06:02:37 PM
Quote from: Mister on May 21, 2009, 05:19:08 PM
Why are you removing me?

;D

Hehe...
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Dennis on May 21, 2009, 11:23:08 PM
Quote from: Mister on May 21, 2009, 05:19:08 PM
Why are you removing me?

Hehe, first thing I thought when I saw the title too.


Dennis
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: juliekins on June 05, 2009, 09:45:07 AM
No doubt, my dear Julie, the mister is gone from you!
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Autumn on June 17, 2009, 03:12:11 AM
Quote from: Steffi on May 21, 2009, 01:32:58 PM
then of course for the guys there's the Strapadictomy.....

Lord that's priceless.
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Mister on June 17, 2009, 03:20:19 AM
Quote from: Autumn on June 17, 2009, 03:12:11 AM
Lord that's priceless.

and as always, inaccurate.
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Sandy on June 17, 2009, 09:15:07 AM
One of the ladies I talk with all the time on the shuttle to the train asked why I was taking tome time off.

I told her I was having an operation.  She asked what type of operation?

"Just some plumbing work that needs to be done."

"Oh!  I've had to do that too, but why do you have to go to philly?"

"I need some specialist work done."

"Oh.  Best of luck!"

I just left it at that.  Many women have had "plumbing work" done later in life.  It could mean a number of things.

-Sandy
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Julie Marie on June 17, 2009, 10:17:14 AM
Quote from: Sandy on June 17, 2009, 09:15:07 AM
One of the ladies I talk with all the time on the shuttle to the train asked why I was taking tome time off.

I told her I was having an operation.  She asked what type of operation?

"Just some plumbing work that needs to be done."

"Oh!  I've had to do that too, but why do you have to go to philly?"

"I need some specialist work done."

"Oh.  Best of luck!"

I just left it at that.  Many women have had "plumbing work" done later in life.  It could mean a number of things.

-Sandy

Yeah, but is the plumber union?  Or is he just a scab?  No doubt he leaves a scab!

Julie
Title: Re: "I Had A Misterectomy"
Post by: Suzy on June 17, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Oh Julie, what a can of worms you have opened up.  Some here are still awaiting the perfection of the Addadictomy procedure. 

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