"I Had A Misterectomy"

[Julie Marie]

Or is it a mysterectomy?

Whatever the case, if anyone asks why this old broad is a bit sensitive in the bottom area, I'm telling them I had a mysterectomy.  Let them figure it out.

Julie

[stacyB]

Course you could always insist you werent a male-content! 

This is why I no longer do two shows a nite...

[Michelle.]

A mysterectomy, sounds much better than... an appidi(censored).

Or a misterectomy. Not as technical, but has a sense of irrevence given the spelling.

Julia Marie, "this old broad," huh? Anyone calls you old, slap 'em into next week.

Hope your recovery is going well.

Mich'

[Buffy]

I just told people I had a hystericalrectomy, that seemed to work.

Buffy

[Steffi]

then of course for the guys there's the Strapadictomy.....

[Cyndigurl45]

My answer is going to be I had a corrective proccedure for a birth defect

[Feever]

Thats what I think too Cyndi.

But, Misterectomey has a nice ring to it, and actually sounds medical in nature.  I think people could believe it was an actual medical procedure.  Maybe it will catch on.

[Yvonne]

Dunno.  I was never a mister or a bloke so I'll keep using GRS for genital reconstruction surgery.

[Mister]

Why are you removing me?

[Feever]

Why are you removing me?

Hehe...

[Dennis]

Why are you removing me?

Hehe, first thing I thought when I saw the title too.


Dennis

[juliekins]

No doubt, my dear Julie, the mister is gone from you!

[Autumn]

then of course for the guys there's the Strapadictomy.....

Lord that's priceless.

[Mister]

Lord that's priceless.

and as always, inaccurate.

[Sandy]

One of the ladies I talk with all the time on the shuttle to the train asked why I was taking tome time off.

I told her I was having an operation.  She asked what type of operation?

"Just some plumbing work that needs to be done."

"Oh!  I've had to do that too, but why do you have to go to philly?"

"I need some specialist work done."

"Oh.  Best of luck!"

I just left it at that.  Many women have had "plumbing work" done later in life.  It could mean a number of things.

-Sandy

[Julie Marie]

One of the ladies I talk with all the time on the shuttle to the train asked why I was taking tome time off.

I told her I was having an operation.  She asked what type of operation?

"Just some plumbing work that needs to be done."

"Oh!  I've had to do that too, but why do you have to go to philly?"

"I need some specialist work done."

"Oh.  Best of luck!"

I just left it at that.  Many women have had "plumbing work" done later in life.  It could mean a number of things.

-Sandy

Yeah, but is the plumber union?  Or is he just a scab?  No doubt he leaves a scab!

Julie

[Suzy]

Oh Julie, what a can of worms you have opened up.  Some here are still awaiting the perfection of the Addadictomy procedure. 

Kristi