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Title: The parking spot goddess
Post by: rite_of_inversion on October 14, 2010, 06:44:36 PM
Post by: rite_of_inversion on October 14, 2010, 06:44:36 PM
I'm an eclectic pagan... and I include Discordianism...although I'm still not eating a meat hotdog, on Friday or any day.
(HAIL ERIS!)
At any rate, Squat is the new urban deity of the parking space...I forget who named her, but she's attracted a diverse following.
So, to invoke the help of Squat in finding a place to park, I proclaim the following while pulling into the lot or garage:
All now HAIL the goddess SQUAT!
MISTRESS of the parking SPOT!
A really full lot may require constant chanting of the Sacred Parking Phrase. ::)
Oh, here's a page on Squat: http://www.templeofsquat.zoomshare.com/1.html (http://www.templeofsquat.zoomshare.com/1.html)
(HAIL ERIS!)
At any rate, Squat is the new urban deity of the parking space...I forget who named her, but she's attracted a diverse following.
So, to invoke the help of Squat in finding a place to park, I proclaim the following while pulling into the lot or garage:
All now HAIL the goddess SQUAT!
MISTRESS of the parking SPOT!
A really full lot may require constant chanting of the Sacred Parking Phrase. ::)
Oh, here's a page on Squat: http://www.templeofsquat.zoomshare.com/1.html (http://www.templeofsquat.zoomshare.com/1.html)
Title: Re: The parking spot goddess
Post by: Gia on October 14, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
Post by: Gia on October 14, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
Discordianism only leads me to find another goddess: :D
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Ff%2F2010%2F172%2F9%2Fe%2FSwimsuit_Tink_by_Bakanekonei.jpg&hash=edca93e98ff9c882e19ac5e3ea73fe694eee9a56)
Tink
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Ff%2F2010%2F172%2F9%2Fe%2FSwimsuit_Tink_by_Bakanekonei.jpg&hash=edca93e98ff9c882e19ac5e3ea73fe694eee9a56)
Tink
Title: Re: The parking spot goddess
Post by: Emma Morgaine on November 08, 2012, 09:54:32 PM
Post by: Emma Morgaine on November 08, 2012, 09:54:32 PM
Quote from: hylie random on October 14, 2010, 06:44:36 PM
I'm an eclectic pagan... and I include Discordianism...although I'm still not eating a meat hotdog, on Friday or any day.
(HAIL ERIS!)
At any rate, Squat is the new urban deity of the parking space...I forget who named her, but she's attracted a diverse following.
So, to invoke the help of Squat in finding a place to park, I proclaim the following while pulling into the lot or garage:
All now HAIL the goddess SQUAT!
MISTRESS of the parking SPOT!
A really full lot may require constant chanting of the Sacred Parking Phrase. ::)
Oh, here's a page on Squat: http://www.templeofsquat.zoomshare.com/1.html (http://www.templeofsquat.zoomshare.com/1.html)
Squat and other gods are found the awesome book The Urban Primitive!
Title: Re: The parking spot goddess
Post by: Devlyn on November 08, 2012, 10:22:07 PM
Post by: Devlyn on November 08, 2012, 10:22:07 PM
All glory to the Parking Spot Goddess!
Title: Re: The parking spot goddess
Post by: Keira on November 08, 2012, 10:37:03 PM
Post by: Keira on November 08, 2012, 10:37:03 PM
Quote from: hylie random on October 14, 2010, 06:44:36 PM
I'm an eclectic pagan... and I include Discordianism...although I'm still not eating a meat hotdog, on Friday or any day.
(HAIL ERIS!)
At any rate, Squat is the new urban deity of the parking space...I forget who named her, but she's attracted a diverse following.
So, to invoke the help of Squat in finding a place to park, I proclaim the following while pulling into the lot or garage:
All now HAIL the goddess SQUAT!
MISTRESS of the parking SPOT!
A really full lot may require constant chanting of the Sacred Parking Phrase. ::)
Oh, here's a page on Squat: http://www.templeofsquat.zoomshare.com/1.html (http://www.templeofsquat.zoomshare.com/1.html)
Reminds me of Chaos Magick...hmmm :)
Title: Re: The parking spot goddess
Post by: Catherine Sarah on November 08, 2012, 10:43:53 PM
Post by: Catherine Sarah on November 08, 2012, 10:43:53 PM
It's a whole lot easier here in the Land of Oz.
Thanks to Westfield, they now counters and displays of vacancy numbers in their car parks. You just drive round till you find the first green LED above your parking spot. WOLLAR!!
Maybe we aren't as religious as the rest of the world :police: :angel: >:-)
Huggs
Catherine
Thanks to Westfield, they now counters and displays of vacancy numbers in their car parks. You just drive round till you find the first green LED above your parking spot. WOLLAR!!
Maybe we aren't as religious as the rest of the world :police: :angel: >:-)
Huggs
Catherine
Title: Re: The parking spot goddess
Post by: Devlyn on November 08, 2012, 10:57:56 PM
Post by: Devlyn on November 08, 2012, 10:57:56 PM
" Maybe we aren't as religious as the rest of the world"
Umm, you're a penal colony! <running away>
Umm, you're a penal colony! <running away>
Title: Re: The parking spot goddess
Post by: Catherine Sarah on November 08, 2012, 11:16:24 PM
Post by: Catherine Sarah on November 08, 2012, 11:16:24 PM
Pssst ........ you're running the wrong waaaaaaay.
Just remember; THE HARBOUR!!!
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Just remember; THE HARBOUR!!!
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Title: Re: The parking spot goddess
Post by: Cindy on November 09, 2012, 02:34:07 AM
Post by: Cindy on November 09, 2012, 02:34:07 AM
She'll need the harbour to cool off her bum.
I've got a new 'I'm the offspring of a Warden" branding iron. I was given last night after staring in the 'Victoria Secrets' parade. The girls thought I could use it, and they needed somewhere to put the jewels form the $2.5 mill bra.
I just said, 'Park them here' and that's what happened!
Anonymous
I've got a new 'I'm the offspring of a Warden" branding iron. I was given last night after staring in the 'Victoria Secrets' parade. The girls thought I could use it, and they needed somewhere to put the jewels form the $2.5 mill bra.
I just said, 'Park them here' and that's what happened!
Anonymous