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Community Conversation => Transgender talk => Topic started by: Snowpaw on December 22, 2012, 03:25:31 PM

Title: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Snowpaw on December 22, 2012, 03:25:31 PM
In this thread let us discuss the means in which the human race would fight off a possible alien invasion.

Races allowed to attempt their defeats of us.

Greys-very scientific, see us as cattle to be experimented on
White aliens-savage and very aggressive
Predators-Hunt us, not very social with others of their own race in terms of the hunt
Xenomorphs-primitive, aggressive, see us as a food/means to expand their own
any others outside timelords, that's just not fair ya know? Also no psychlos cause those guys are just plain idiotic. They are the equivalent of Emory and Oglethorpe.

In a time of alien invasion we as humans would have to come together and fight them off, or would we still have our own infighting in a time of great calamity? Would our militaristic race succeed? Would we lose? Discuss even though this is the transgender talk, the science forums didn't feel right tbh.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Anna++ on December 22, 2012, 03:31:12 PM
I would hope we band together to fight off the Daleks.  I've gone this far not getting EX-TERM-IN-ATED, and I plan to keep it that way!
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Snowpaw on December 22, 2012, 03:33:16 PM
But we don't have bastic bullets :O or rose tyler :<
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Kelly J. P. on December 22, 2012, 03:34:06 PM
 It would've been more suited to General, but it's fair enough that the thread will get more exposure in this neck of the forums.

Anyway, if an alien race wanted to conquer our world there wouldn't be all that much we could do about it. They could stay out of range of our missiles, and simply spread disease on the planet. Chances are small of us developing immunity, so we all perish.

They could engineer a silicon-based virus, too. We'd have no chance against something like that.

Biological warfare would be the most efficient method of mass-destruction while leaving the planet intact. They could do it without us ever knowing they were here - one day, some crazy pandemic would pop up, wipe us all out, and we'd be none the wiser. So, it's unlikely that we would therefore decide to destroy the planet with our missiles as we died.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Hopefull on December 22, 2012, 03:35:21 PM
Lol, love that show!  :D
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Anna++ on December 22, 2012, 03:36:03 PM
Quote from: Snowpaw on December 22, 2012, 03:33:16 PM
But we don't have bastic bullets :O or rose tyler :<

Maybe we could whip up a quick batch of Nitro-9?  Or aim paintballs at the eyestalk?
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Snowpaw on December 22, 2012, 03:37:20 PM
Virus sounds good but one would think the greys would like to preserve us if possible, also the others wouldn't have that kind of tech :O
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Kelly J. P. on December 22, 2012, 03:50:59 PM
 Well, biological warfare is the only for-sure method. Good problem - how to preserve a small group of the race?

Well, they could just try to infect as many places as they could with exception to either parts of Africa, Antarctica, Greenland, or other places with little to no access to advanced weaponry. Whoever's left over after the pandemic has subsided can be test subjects.

The other races would have more problems with destroying humanity. If they could fire upon us from space, out of our missile range, they would have a rather large advantage. It would take time to develop the technology necessary to fire missiles into space. If they had enough ships, they could destroy most of civilization before that technology had a chance to be born.

Whether humanity will destroy the world or not so that neither race will be able to inhabit the planet is unclear. I don't know enough about humans to say.


If an alien race had to enter our atmosphere to wage war, they wouldn't be likely to succeed. They could perhaps make progress if they knew how to create wormholes wherever they wanted, but without a steady supply of soldiers their assault would be crippled very quickly. We would sustain considerable damage, but we would be 'victorious'.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Anna++ on December 22, 2012, 03:54:00 PM
Depending how advanced and long-lived they are, they may take the time to infiltrate our society with alien-human hybrids.  Anybody could be an alien, and that would give them an element of surprise.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: JessicaH on December 22, 2012, 04:07:32 PM
Any Aliens that can overcome the physics issues involved in interstellar travel would have the technology to exterminate us without us even knowing they existed.  No match and humans would go out with a whimper.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Snowpaw on December 22, 2012, 06:20:02 PM
Quote from: JessicaH on December 22, 2012, 04:07:32 PM
Any Aliens that can overcome the physics issues involved in interstellar travel would have the technology to exterminate us without us even knowing they existed.  No match and humans would go out with a whimper.

Not necessarily, if they come they will have other reasons for visiting. Resources, the powers they would have to destroy an entire planet would render their reasons for coming moot.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: peky on December 22, 2012, 06:32:09 PM
red mercury
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on December 22, 2012, 07:10:22 PM
Yeah, if they can fly here we're pretty much screwed lolz.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 22, 2012, 08:23:56 PM
We are of Peace, Always.

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Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Devlyn on December 22, 2012, 08:29:26 PM
Wow.....aliens? Is that any way to talk? What happened to "friends we haven't met yet"?
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: LilyoftheValley on December 22, 2012, 08:41:41 PM
Our only chance against aliens would be for humanity to come together and become space travelers ourselves, we must reach for the stars with all of the available resources we can. It would start by spreading out within our own solar system.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Snowpaw on December 22, 2012, 08:44:18 PM
So we perfect space travel, would we become those aliums in all our favoritist movies?
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 22, 2012, 08:45:34 PM
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Translation: To Serve Man
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Simon on December 22, 2012, 08:53:07 PM
I think if Aliens decided to have anything to do with us it would be to decimate us and terraform our planet for their own needs. Our moist warm environment and bodies would be a perfect vessel for their offspring.

We can't get along as a species as it is so a takeover by them would be relatively simplistic for them, especially if they had the technology to get here in the first place.

Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 22, 2012, 08:55:24 PM
We are the Borg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyenRCJ_4Ww#)
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: aleon515 on December 23, 2012, 12:49:52 AM
Quote from: Snowpaw on December 22, 2012, 06:20:02 PM
Not necessarily, if they come they will have other reasons for visiting. Resources, the powers they would have to destroy an entire planet would render their reasons for coming moot.

Why would they need resources? Unless it was protein.

--Jay
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: spacial on December 23, 2012, 03:41:08 AM
"I, For One, Welcome Our New Insect Overlords" - The Simpsons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKbFb6TPVEA#)
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Elsa on December 23, 2012, 04:37:23 AM
Quote from: Kelly J. P. on December 22, 2012, 03:34:06 PM
Anyway, if an alien race wanted to conquer our world there wouldn't be all that much we could do about it. They could stay out of range of our missiles, and simply spread disease on the planet. Chances are small of us developing immunity, so we all perish.

They could engineer a silicon-based virus, too. We'd have no chance against something like that.

Biological warfare would be the most efficient method of mass-destruction while leaving the planet intact. They could do it without us ever knowing they were here - one day, some crazy pandemic would pop up, wipe us all out, and we'd be none the wiser. So, it's unlikely that we would therefore decide to destroy the planet with our missiles as we died.

Kelly Stop giving the enemy ideas!!! lolz!!! :D  - always wanted to say that :)

But yeah... makes you wonder if all the new diseases are all just an alien scheme  :o ::)

Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Snowpaw on December 23, 2012, 05:17:19 AM
Quote from: aleon515 on December 23, 2012, 12:49:52 AM
Why would they need resources? Unless it was protein.

--Jay

Because stuff that's why.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: peky on December 23, 2012, 08:18:36 AM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on December 22, 2012, 08:55:24 PM
We are the Borg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyenRCJ_4Ww#)

Is this an add for the GOP or the Pope?
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Anna++ on December 23, 2012, 08:22:30 AM
Quote from: peky on December 23, 2012, 08:18:36 AM
Is this an add for the GOP or the Pope?

Could it be both...?
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: peky on December 23, 2012, 09:10:24 AM
Several different aliens have visited earth from time to time. most regretfully earth is outside the main trading routes, there are no nearby gravity wells of any value nearby -space travel requires the presence of gravity well to curve space-, and more important earth has nothing valuable to trade.

However, recently earth has become a center of attention by it position near the great void between the neighboring arm of our galaxy. I turns out that just across the void is the heart of a rather nasty alien race (let call them X) who are bend on destroying any other civilization.

The X race has been stopped off at a place distant from earth, but there is fear that they may have or are at the verge of developing a new technology that would allow them to jump through the great void witout the aid of gravity wells.

The trading civilizations have decided that it may be on their interst to either place some listening post near earth, or even better deploy some forces to the area.

I was recently told that some scouts ships have been deployed, and the "earth issue" is being discussed at the highest levels. I was also was told to make no mistake that if race X passes-by earthling's can kiss their asses good by as they would be exterminated with extreme prejudice.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: jojoglowe on December 23, 2012, 09:38:28 AM
i'd be worried about reptilians/draconians although i'm sure they aren't all bad apples.


*SPOILER ALERT*
there's a movie called Terra where the humans come and invade another planet because we screwed our own one up. Well one of the humans crashes and a native nurses him back to health. they forge a friendship which ultimately leads to peace between the two peoples... if i'm remembering right.

i would hope something like this would happen if we were ever invaded. because its not about "us" beating "them" its about "we" winning. like its about all life winning not a certain group of it.

but all happy endings aside if we were being threatened with extinction by an invading alien race we'd prolly blow up the planet. "if i can't have it neither can you!" pretty sure dr. who had an episode where there were nukes all over the planet ready to blow it all up if we ever needed to... like to end suffering if we were being tortured by another species.

Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Anna++ on December 23, 2012, 10:06:08 AM
Quote from: jojoglowe on December 23, 2012, 09:38:28 AM
but all happy endings aside if we were being threatened with extinction by an invading alien race we'd prolly blow up the planet. "if i can't have it neither can you!" pretty sure dr. who had an episode where there were nukes all over the planet ready to blow it all up if we ever needed to... like to end suffering if we were being tortured by another species.

[geek] Yep, that's at the end of series 4 (new episodes). [/geek]
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 23, 2012, 10:07:25 AM
Battle for Terra Movie Trailer http://teaser-trailer.com (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3OwoWl90VQ#)
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: spacial on December 23, 2012, 10:26:41 AM
Quote from: peky on December 23, 2012, 08:18:36 AM
Is this an add for the GOP or the Pope?

That makes me think of a two sided coin for some reason.
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on December 23, 2012, 11:02:31 AM
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Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Elsa on December 23, 2012, 01:07:55 PM
^ The one on the left died laughing at the ridiculous outfits they were given.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: SarahM777 on December 24, 2012, 05:05:42 PM
What if the problem is that they are cute and furry and get to close to a microwave?

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near mars lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arI0Bsat39E#)[yt=425,350]_Nhy6_gjCpk[/yt]

Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Devlyn on December 24, 2012, 05:13:51 PM
"In this thread let us discuss the means in which the human race would fight off a possible alien invasion."

We could "Awwwwww!" them into submission:

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Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Simon on December 24, 2012, 05:22:00 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on December 24, 2012, 05:13:51 PM
We could "Awwwwww!" them into submission:

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Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: SarahM777 on December 24, 2012, 05:48:48 PM
Of course they could look and talk like this

Ewok StarCruser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvY969cKzyA#)[yt=425,350]_Nhy6_gjCpk[/yt]
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Snowpaw on December 24, 2012, 08:22:16 PM
Traps are awesome
Title: Re: Aliens vs The human race
Post by: Elsa on December 24, 2012, 10:03:05 PM
or this:
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