I win :)
First FtM to post so I win in that division. :)
Congrats!
well i can see a mod posting here ninja style and they will win :angel:
They would win for sure, just for being such a ninja.
First Moderator in the thread, I win!
Grats! Don't forget to collect your prize!
Right, but I didn't see the prize window, can you help me out?
It's, uh, over there. See the big pile of tootsie rolls? Take one... And a gold star. Yay!
You also win an overweight and rather farty Pomeranian :)
A plethora of pleasing prizes.....
We pulled out all the stops!
Not to mention this lovely farting gift!
Quote from: V M on January 11, 2013, 09:36:54 PM
You also win an overweight and rather farty Pomeranian :)
Forgot to mention, the dog's name is Tootsie
No smoking or the dog becomes Tootsie the Rocket!
Honestly, one trip to the vet and I'm sure it would be all cleared up. She's a great prize...really!
First Ecuadorian to post! :P
Oh sweet, we've gone international! This thing is getting big...
I win. First post today.
Oh ya, Devlyn, by what time zone? :P
I win....I was the first post after DianaP :)
Well, I was the first this instant, so there. :P
Quote from: DianaP on January 13, 2013, 05:49:02 PM
Well, I was the first this instant, so there. :P
Not anymore >:-)
Dear, you posted in a later instant, so there. :P
First to post while sitting on a unicycle! (and trying not to fall before clicking "Post")
Time is a construct of our minds, more of an illusion than anything. How can we really say who posted first, really? Thyme, on the other hand, goes great in a chicken stock soup.
Sorry it took me so long to get here. First to be fashionably late and win. Just in thyme for dinner, apparently!
And so do puns, Jen. :P
First person to post while on a bicycle! ;D
First Time Traveler to post!
I won!
Hmm.. yes, thyme is an excellent ingredient for soup and puns.
Stew easy to go down this path!
First person to post while in a handstand! Suckers!! :P
What were you typing with? >:-)
My toes, silly. :P
I can't picture how that would work. I'd be afraid of breaking my computer! (and I need this one to last 3 - 5 days)
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on January 13, 2013, 06:09:55 PM
Stew easy to go down this path!
Oh gosh, food puns! If you carrot all, you'll stop right now.
No more Rhymes now I mean it!!
Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 06:22:59 PM
Oh gosh, food puns! If you carrot all, you'll stop right now.
That's going to be tough to beet!
Quote from: EmSchuma on January 13, 2013, 06:20:25 PM
I can't picture how that would work.
Let my keyboard dangle over the top of my computer desk's shelf, then get into a handstand and poke at the keys with my toes, using a full-body mirror behind me to aid in my view. :)
Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 06:22:59 PM
Oh gosh, food puns! If you carrot all, you'll stop right now.
Or I can meat you halfway, and we each bake a food pun. :laugh:
I hope Shawn Sunshine and Jen (and anybody else) aren't inSALTed that I'm joining in on the food puns.
Also... first to post with a club balanced on a finger (this post was typed before any balancing, though)
First to post with a cute hat on
Uuugh! These food puns can only be described as gruel and unusual punishment...
Quote from: EmSchuma on January 13, 2013, 06:36:30 PM
I hope Shawn Sunshine and Jen (and anybody else) aren't inSALTed that I'm joining in on the food puns.
Also... first to post with a club balanced on a finger (this post was typed before any balancing, though)
EmSchuma, are you a clown? ???
Trying to keep up with food puns is a very hardboiled endeavor. :laugh:
Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 06:37:53 PM
Uuugh! These food puns can only be described as gruel and unusual punishment...
Yes, but why quit when we're on a roll.
Devlyn, you're my hero. Don't give up that can-do, pun spam attitude.
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on January 13, 2013, 06:41:06 PM
Yes, but why quit when we're on a roll.
Well, I mean, because this is a speed posting contest and these puns doughnut belong in here.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
Quote from: DianaP on January 13, 2013, 06:39:37 PM
EmSchuma, are you a clown? ???
I'm a juggler... I guess that's close to being a clown. Although I don't have a red nose or big floppy shoes.
I'm having trouble coming up with a food pun right now... sorry I'm not very punny.
Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 06:42:48 PM
Well, I mean, because this is a speed posting contest and these puns doughnut belong in here.
Since it's speed posting, you've really got to bust your buns.
Quote from: EmSchuma on January 13, 2013, 06:47:31 PM
I'm a juggler... I guess that's close to being a clown. Although I don't have a red nose or big floppy shoes.
I'm having trouble coming up with a food pun right now... sorry I'm not very punny.
Well, that's a pickle.
Can you peas help me come up with something?
What do you call a fake Noodle? : an Impasta!
We've gone pasta point of no return.
Okay, that does it, I'm bout to get jalepeño bizness!
Now you done it. Call me out in front of my crew like I'm chopped liver?
What chew gonna do bout it?
Sorry, I lost my temper. I don't have a beef with you.
These puns are very appeeling!
I would like to get married, but I cantaloupe.
Sorry, but I need my food puns. After all, I'm lack toast intolerant.
"After all, I'm lack toast intolerant."
That was cheesy!
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on January 13, 2013, 07:18:19 PM
Sorry, I lost my temper. I don't have a beef with you.
Awe I'm sorry too. I don't know why I had such a tart attitude.
Lettuce spray this tomfoolery is over soon.
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on January 13, 2013, 07:27:23 PM
Lettuce spray this tomfoolery is over soon.
Oh I am. I swear every time I see a new pun ice cream!
Even when you think it's done, one will still turnip.
Meh, I wouldn't beet myself up over it.
I can't run fast enough away from this, I avocado and it's pretty fast.
OK All medical professionals answer up.
Quote from: Jaime on January 13, 2013, 07:37:35 PM
Meh, I wouldn't beet myself up over it.
Easy for you to say, but I'm in it for the whole enchilada!
Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 07:39:19 PM
I can't run fast enough away from this, I avocado and it's pretty fast.
Holy Guacamole! The Batmobile?
It's been souped up, so I'm told.
Yes, unfortunately, traffic is tied up like a pretzel.
I've got lasagna all on ya
Winning this thread would be the icing on the cake!
Darn, all this time I thought it was all about the cheese on the pizza
No, it's all about the toppings!
I win again.
I win today 8)
I win for all science geeks everywhere. :P
I won yesterday.
Devlyn Told me I was suppose to post here. (Not sure why but...) :)
First person to post after completing a physics problem about angular momentum conservation.
First person to post after eating a banana!
Quote from: Malachite on January 25, 2013, 10:04:54 PM
First person to post after eating a banana!
In record time too! Grats :)
Quote from: Jen on January 25, 2013, 10:11:44 PM
In record time too! Grats :)
Thanks! :)
I feel victorious!
First person to post while boiling water for pasta :)
I'm going back for seconds on the puns. Anybody else want some?
No whey? Lol
First person to post about a fascination with geometric shapes 8)
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Quote from: V M on January 26, 2013, 10:54:00 PM
First person to post about a fascination with geometric shapes 8)
Geometric shapes are grape, but I don't wanna taco 'bout it.
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Winner here!
First person to post in February 8)
First person to post today!
First person to post after 5 pages of not doing so. ^.^
First person to post after 4:33:24 a.m.!
First to post in 3 days!
I'll be spaghetting on with life now :P
First person to post with her nose. :P