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First Person to Post Wins

Started by BunnyBee, January 10, 2013, 11:34:32 PM

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V M

First to post with a cute hat on
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- V M
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BunnyBee

Uuugh!  These food puns can only be described as gruel and unusual punishment...
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Kevin Peña

Quote from: EmSchuma on January 13, 2013, 06:36:30 PM
I hope Shawn Sunshine and Jen (and anybody else) aren't inSALTed that I'm joining in on the food puns.

Also... first to post with a club balanced on a finger (this post was typed before any balancing, though)

EmSchuma, are you a clown?  ???

Trying to keep up with food puns is a very hardboiled endeavor.  :laugh:
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Devlyn

Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 06:37:53 PM
Uuugh!  These food puns can only be described as gruel and unusual punishment...

Yes, but why quit when we're on a roll.
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Kevin Peña

Devlyn, you're my hero. Don't give up that can-do, pun spam attitude.
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BunnyBee

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on January 13, 2013, 06:41:06 PM
Yes, but why quit when we're on a roll.

Well, I mean, because this is a speed posting contest and these puns doughnut belong in here.
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Shawn Sunshine

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
Shawn Sunshine Strickland The Strickalator

#SupergirlsForJustice
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Anna++

Quote from: DianaP on January 13, 2013, 06:39:37 PM
EmSchuma, are you a clown?  ???

I'm a juggler...  I guess that's close to being a clown.  Although I don't have a red nose or big floppy shoes.

I'm having trouble coming up with a food pun right now... sorry I'm not very punny.
Sometimes I blog things

Of course I'm sane.  When trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.



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Devlyn

Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 06:42:48 PM
Well, I mean, because this is a speed posting contest and these puns doughnut belong in here.

Since it's speed posting, you've really got to bust your buns.
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Devlyn

Quote from: EmSchuma on January 13, 2013, 06:47:31 PM
I'm a juggler...  I guess that's close to being a clown.  Although I don't have a red nose or big floppy shoes.

I'm having trouble coming up with a food pun right now... sorry I'm not very punny.

Well, that's a pickle.
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Anna++

Can you peas help me come up with something?
Sometimes I blog things

Of course I'm sane.  When trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.



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Shawn Sunshine

What do you call a fake Noodle? : an Impasta!
Shawn Sunshine Strickland The Strickalator

#SupergirlsForJustice
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Devlyn

We've gone pasta point of no return.
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BunnyBee

Okay, that does it, I'm bout to get jalepeño bizness!
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Devlyn

Now you done it. Call me out in front of my crew like I'm chopped liver?
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BunnyBee

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Devlyn

Sorry, I lost my temper. I don't have a beef with you.
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Kevin Peña

These puns are very appeeling!

I would like to get married, but I cantaloupe.

Sorry, but I need my food puns. After all, I'm lack toast intolerant.
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Devlyn

"After all, I'm lack toast intolerant."

That was cheesy!
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BunnyBee

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on January 13, 2013, 07:18:19 PM
Sorry, I lost my temper. I don't have a beef with you.

Awe I'm sorry too.  I don't know why I had such a tart attitude.
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