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V M · January 13, 2013, 06:37:33 PM

First to post with a cute hat on

BunnyBee · January 13, 2013, 06:37:53 PM

Uuugh! These food puns can only be described as gruel and unusual punishment...

Kevin Peña · January 13, 2013, 06:39:37 PM

Quote from: EmSchuma on January 13, 2013, 06:36:30 PM
I hope Shawn Sunshine and Jen (and anybody else) aren't inSALTed that I'm joining in on the food puns.

Also... first to post with a club balanced on a finger (this post was typed before any balancing, though)

EmSchuma, are you a clown?

Trying to keep up with food puns is a very hardboiled endeavor.

Devlyn · January 13, 2013, 06:41:06 PM

Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 06:37:53 PM
Uuugh! These food puns can only be described as gruel and unusual punishment...

Yes, but why quit when we're on a roll.

Kevin Peña · January 13, 2013, 06:42:18 PM

Devlyn, you're my hero. Don't give up that can-do, pun spam attitude.

BunnyBee · January 13, 2013, 06:42:48 PM

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on January 13, 2013, 06:41:06 PM
Yes, but why quit when we're on a roll.

Well, I mean, because this is a speed posting contest and these puns doughnut belong in here.

Shawn Sunshine · January 13, 2013, 06:46:40 PM

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

Anna++ · January 13, 2013, 06:47:31 PM

Quote from: DianaP on January 13, 2013, 06:39:37 PM
EmSchuma, are you a clown?

I'm a juggler... I guess that's close to being a clown. Although I don't have a red nose or big floppy shoes.

I'm having trouble coming up with a food pun right now... sorry I'm not very punny.

Devlyn · January 13, 2013, 06:48:32 PM

Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 06:42:48 PM
Well, I mean, because this is a speed posting contest and these puns doughnut belong in here.

Since it's speed posting, you've really got to bust your buns.

Devlyn · January 13, 2013, 06:50:10 PM

Quote from: EmSchuma on January 13, 2013, 06:47:31 PM
I'm a juggler... I guess that's close to being a clown. Although I don't have a red nose or big floppy shoes.

I'm having trouble coming up with a food pun right now... sorry I'm not very punny.

Well, that's a pickle.

Anna++ · January 13, 2013, 06:54:14 PM

Can you peas help me come up with something?

Shawn Sunshine · January 13, 2013, 06:54:26 PM

What do you call a fake Noodle? : an Impasta!

Devlyn · January 13, 2013, 06:56:44 PM

We've gone pasta point of no return.

BunnyBee · January 13, 2013, 06:59:49 PM

Okay, that does it, I'm bout to get jalepeño bizness!

Devlyn · January 13, 2013, 07:03:09 PM

Now you done it. Call me out in front of my crew like I'm chopped liver?

BunnyBee · January 13, 2013, 07:07:27 PM

What chew gonna do bout it?

Devlyn · January 13, 2013, 07:18:19 PM

Sorry, I lost my temper. I don't have a beef with you.

Kevin Peña · January 13, 2013, 07:18:58 PM

These puns are very appeeling!

I would like to get married, but I cantaloupe.

Sorry, but I need my food puns. After all, I'm lack toast intolerant.

Devlyn · January 13, 2013, 07:21:07 PM

"After all, I'm lack toast intolerant."

That was cheesy!

BunnyBee · January 13, 2013, 07:25:39 PM

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on January 13, 2013, 07:18:19 PM
Sorry, I lost my temper. I don't have a beef with you.

Awe I'm sorry too. I don't know why I had such a tart attitude.

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