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Someone asked this question on another forum. I never thought about it before.........

 :o Forget that! I am not eating another human...I'd rather die

Why?

Well there's the famous Donner Party eating their dead and then this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106246/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106246/)

As repulsive as it sounds, in extraordinary situations, extraordinary measures are sometimes necessary.

there was an ancient case law on cannibalism on a dingy lost at sea...think they ate the weakest kid and were sentenced to death, but was released on royal pardon or something. so i guess eating others to save yourself is kinda okay...

In general, cannibalism is a bad idea because whatever killed the person you're eating might also kill you.  There are a lot of species-specific parasites and germs, so you're more at risk of these from eating a cow than from eating a human.  Apes are actually nearly as dangerous, since they're so similar to us, and a lot of diseases that affect them also affect us.

The story you heard is probably about "kuru", the laughing sickness.  It's similar to mad cow disease, and probably has a similar cause.  Like mad cow, it mostly concentrates in the brain, so you probably won't get it if you avoid the brain and spinal cord.  Besides, kuru is rare out side of certain parts of Africa.

The hamstring muscles are large and obvious, but they're also going to be tough, because they receive so much use.  It corresponds to the chuck and rump cuts on a cow.  Then again, the cuts corresponding to the tender loin muscles are also going to be tough in a human, since they do all the work of keeping us vertical.  (Cows don't work those muscles as hard since they go on all fours.) 

So you'd want to go with a braise, which is also better for keeping down parasites.  That will tend to kill off whatever bugs were affecting your victim.

It's still not a good idea, for legal reasons if nothing else. I won't do it personally for moral reasons.

Quote from: Shawn Sunshine on January 27, 2013, 02:01:35 AM

The story you heard is probably about "kuru", the laughing sickness.  It's similar to mad cow disease, and probably has a similar cause.  Like mad cow, it mostly concentrates in the brain, so you probably won't get it if you avoid the brain and spinal cord.  Besides, kuru is rare out side of certain parts of Africa.

Very rare as it was isolated to Papua New Guinea!!!

ahh ok , I was not sure

Only in extreme cases where someone has died and it is important to the survival of others. For example, a situation like they faced in the movie where the soccer team crashed in the Arctic and ate their dead friend's butt cheeks. I can not for the life of me remember the title of that film.

Then again if I was ever in that situation and was faced with that decision it would do me no good since I'd puke my brains out. 

Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on January 27, 2013, 12:39:54 AM
Someone asked this question on another forum. I never thought about it before.........

Holy Guacamole, Trista, is this you birthday gag post?  (pardon the pun)

The problem with cannibalism is, whatever killed the guy or gal you are consuming, just might kill you.

Furthermore, we know from documented cases of cannibalism (Donner Party; Andes plane crash, etc), the human flesh and organs can be terribly constipating.

1972 Andes Flight Disaster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguayan_Air_Force_Flight_571) (Film: Alive! Miracle in the Andes)

Donner Party (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party)

Quote from: Pleasingly Plump Jamie D on January 27, 2013, 02:16:28 AM
Holy Guacamole, Trista, is this you birthday gag post?  (pardon the pun)

The problem with cannibalism is, whatever killed the guy or gal you are consuming, just might kill you.

Furthermore, we know from documented cases of cannibalism (Donner Party; Andes plane crash, etc), the human flesh and organs can be terribly constipating.

Could this be one of the great love lines?
Darling I'd love to eat you, but it will give me constipation!

Remember, Cindy. I have some small degree of expertise in this matter.  I was, after all, an Enema Nurse for Halloween!  ;)

Why Cannibalism is Bad (http://www.impactlab.net/2008/08/31/why-cannibalism-is-bad/)

Quote from: Pleasingly Plump Jamie D on January 27, 2013, 02:37:40 AM
Remember, Cindy. I have some small degree of expertise in this matter.  I was, after all, an Enema Nurse for Halloween!  ;)

Anyone with practical proctology experience is a person to be faced up too!!

You are all sick individuals  :P

Quote from: Cindy James on January 27, 2013, 02:42:00 AM
Anyone with practical proctology experience is a person to be faced up too!!

I was having a flare up of the piles, so I paid a visit to the Proctologist.

The doctor had me drop my trousers for an examination.  The doctor then said something to a nurse, who left the room.  The nurse returned a few moments later carrying a cold bottle of beer.

The doctor looked up and said, "No, nurse!  I said a 'butt light,' not a "Bud light!""

After they got that straightened out, the doctor concluded the examination and started to write a prescription.

I said, "Doctor!  You are trying to write my prescription with a rectal thermometer!"

The Doctor looked up and said, "Damn it!  That last ->-bleeped-<- got my pen."

:D

 :icon_yikes:

If someone donated his or her body, it means that he or she wants to be eaten. I say sure.

I imagine not a lot of people would want to donate their flesh...making it an expensive commodity...meaning that a lot of people who wanted to leave money for their families, perhaps out of desperation, would consent to give their flesh when they would not otherwise.

Not sure if that makes it any less moral or not, but it's a thought.

:eusa_sick:  :icon_yikes:  :icon_blah:

I feel sick at the thought of eating another person - I hope I am never forced to do so or see someone else do so.

Sometimes stuff happens and you have to do whatever is necessary to survive such as with the Donner Party.  If I was in a situation where my life depended on eating a fellow human being who died recently, yes I would eat that person as they're already dead.  Their body is just a hunk of flesh at that point in time and there's no sense in letting it rot away when it can be used to save me and others.  Would I kill someone to survive?  Probably not. [I say probably because I won't know unless I enter that situation.]

scene at a WWII Stalingrad market

Client (looking at ground beef): what kin of beef is that
seller: good one
client: I mean. from which animal
seller: animal beef...you want it , buy it..otherwise keep moving buddy

This question also make think about the movie Soleyn Green

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/)

I did not realize that cannibalism was a hobby,

I guess its time to re-write the cook books.  :icon_help:

Quote from: Shawn Sunshine on January 27, 2013, 01:23:58 PM
I did not realize that cannibalism was a hobby,

I guess its time to re-write the cook books.  :icon_help:

No dear, it is not a hobby..it is mostly taboo..but under certain circumstances a matter of life or death..and in some societies a matter of ritual

In the upper Amazon certain tribes will take a small portion of muscle from a brave enemy they had kill in combat, placed inside a dough made of "yucca," wrapped it with a broad leaf, and place it in the hot ashes of a bon fire until cook. The the food will be consumed with the belief that the honor and strength of your fallen enemy with reside on you

I asked an old warrior how it tasted, his response was "it tasted like pork"

I know but this thread is in the hobby section LOL

Quote from: Shawn Sunshine on January 27, 2013, 02:14:14 PM
I know but this thread is in the hobby section LOL

Oh Dear!!! :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface:

Quote from: Shawn Sunshine on January 27, 2013, 02:14:14 PM
I know but this thread is in the hobby section LOL

I wanted to put it in the food forum. :D But I didn't know where it was or if we had one so I panicked and threw it in the cooking forum instead. :o

Well this is just sad....  :'(

QuoteOk, here goes.

5 Steps to Prepare and Cook a Human

#1. Make sure the human meat is fresh. You don't want to get sick. Keep the body on ice or if you have a large freezer, that will work well too. I'm not going to ask where or how you got the fresh human meat, but you might want to take that up with God, you sicko.

#2. Bleed the human by cutting various veins and arteries in the neck. Do this over a large tub as not to make a mess. Blood stains can be pretty hard to get out, but seeing as how you're seriously deranged, I'm guessing you know that.

#3. Remove extremities. When we buy a rack of lamb at the grocery store, the butcher doesn't keep the rotting skull attached to it, because that ->-bleeped-<- is mondo gross, right? If we can't see the head, the feet or the hands, we can disconnect ourselves from what we're actually eating. You don't want to look up halfway through your meal and think, oh right, I'm eating Todd.

TIP: No face, no fuss.

#3. Gut him/her. Most of the guts you probably won't want to eat, but feel free to put aside those organs that you do want to consume. That's just a tip for all you liver and onions lovers. Really though, if you can seriously follow these instructions and not feel the least bit queasy, you should be disgusted with your obvious lack of morals and ethics, but on the other hand, be very impressed with your cast iron stomach. Kudos.

TIP: No guts, no gory.

#4. Identify and separate your cuts of meat. To do this, think of regular types of meat, like chicken or beef. The legs are drumsticks, the arms are the wings, the breasts are the breasts. Ribs are ribs, rump is rump. The cuts of meat are right in the name. Neato. The cops are going to find you and put you away for a long time. You know that, right?

TIP: Use this handy chart from Peta to identify your dinner:

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcorruptcamel.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F06%2Fhumancutsofmeat.jpg&hash=2e79c37309d54bcf5635c7cc11e2ce732e578346)

I don't think making it sexy to consume human meat was Peta's ultimate goal with this, but it kind of does.

#5. Cook the meat. Depending on how large or small of a man Todd was, cooking time will vary. We recommend using a large BBQ or a roasting box to cook the meat, but if it fits, the oven works well too. Season as you would with other types of meat, you know, the easily accessibly legal types of meat available from your local grocer.

#5. Invite your friends over and enjoy. With most barbecued meat, a beer or glass of red wine makes the perfect companion. Just don't be surprised if your friends run screaming from your backyard.

TIP: Don't invite your Mom to this BBQ, she probably wouldn't approve and as a result, may embarrass you in front of your friends.

Common Questions From Your Guests:

What kind of meat is this?
Are you kidding?
No, seriously?
How do you sleep at night?
How do you look at yourself in the mirror?
Are you crazy?
What would your mother say about this?
Can I get the recipe?
Have you seen Todd lately?

http://corruptcamel.com/2011/06/how-eat-human/ (http://corruptcamel.com/2011/06/how-eat-human/)

Quote from: peky on January 27, 2013, 12:17:22 PM
scene at a WWII Stalingrad market

Client (looking at ground beef): what kin of beef is that
seller: good one
client: I mean. from which animal
seller: animal beef...you want it , buy it..otherwise keep moving buddy

This question also make think about the movie Soleyn Green

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/)

Yep, any talk of cannibalism always brings that movie to my mind.

And stuff like this...

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcSr12lA9GqI85hRKSHr_43NzSzKy5chtzjTTkUyvp_CH0ysFIeGwYKlVcJtEA&hash=939b9e9eb5540e5fd82e07e56bdad60401b8a10a)

Quote from: milktea on January 27, 2013, 01:56:48 AM
there was an ancient case law on cannibalism on a dingy lost at sea...think they ate the weakest kid and were sentenced to death, but was released on royal pardon or something. so i guess eating others to save yourself is kinda okay...

R v Dudley and Stephens (1884) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Dudley_and_Stephens)

No, the case established that necessity is no defense for murder.

What the??..  Why is this thread even...  :eusa_sick:

Quote from: Jen on January 27, 2013, 09:54:35 PM
What the??..  Why is this thread even...  :eusa_sick:

I know, right? like blah  :P  puke, puke, puke

Quote from: V M on January 28, 2013, 02:27:39 AM
I know, right? like blah  :P  puke, puke, puke

Hey um, did you eat some bad meat there? :)

Quote from: TanaSilver on January 28, 2013, 02:52:33 AM
Hey um, did you eat some bad meat there? :)

LOL... Your humor sounds familiar, is your dad coaching you?

Is her dad Dalebert?  :laugh:

Why not
If someone want to eat my corpse then have a good taste  ;)

I think my stomach just took a walk  :P :embarrassed:

Not me, I love "pork," I even have a Rabbinical dispensation folks!!!  :angel:

Quote from: Medusa on January 28, 2013, 05:11:41 AM
Why not
If someone want to eat my corpse then have a good taste  ;)

I agree. In fact, here is a recommendation: TanaSilver is served best with a lightly spicy BBQ sauce, rice pilaf and a robust red wine.  ;)

Quote from: Shawn Sunshine on January 27, 2013, 01:08:40 AM
:o Forget that! I am not eating another human...I'd rather die[and then be eaten ] ;) ;D ;D

Kia Ora Shawn,

Sorry, I just couldn't resist it  :D ;D

Metta Zenda :)

Kia Ora,

Desperate times call for desperate measures...Humans are animals too...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUrSHyV7Opg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUrSHyV7Opg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweeney_Todd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweeney_Todd)

Metta Zenda :)

Aren't there diseases that come along with cannibalism, though?  I thought it could cause problems outside of just being disgusting.

But I suppose cannibalism is ok if it can be done safely (and as long as it's not mandatory)

Quote from: EmSchuma on January 28, 2013, 06:24:04 PM
Aren't there diseases that come along with cannibalism, though?  I thought it could cause problems outside of just being disgusting.

But I suppose cannibalism is ok if it can be done safely (and as long as it's not mandatory)

Kia Ora E,

You're lucky I'm vegetarian, otherwise deep fried pink human penguin would be on the menu... ;) ;D

Metta Zenda :)

Quote from: Zenda on January 28, 2013, 06:30:25 PM
Kia Ora E,

You're lucky I'm vegetarian, otherwise deep fried pink human penguin would be on the menu... ;) ;D

Metta Zenda :)

Ha!  One of the earlier posts mentioned people donating their bodies for food.  Do you think they would be allowed to request how they're cooked?  :P

Quote from: EmSchuma on January 28, 2013, 06:35:39 PM
Ha!  One of the earlier posts mentioned people donating their bodies for food.  Do you think they would be allowed to request how they're cooked?  :P

Kia Ora E,

::) I can't see why not...But once you're dead, they'ill do as they please...You'll just be dead meat  ;) ;D ...Boiled, deep fried, grilled, smoked, roasted. baked, or if they are really hungry, 'raw and bloody' like the natural omnivore road kill style...

BTW, on a more serious note... I'm donating my body to science...[If they will have it] * If not, it'll go to McDonalds or Burger King  ;D

Metta Zenda :)

Quote from: Zenda on January 28, 2013, 06:44:48 PM
Kia Ora E,

::) I can't see why not...But once you're dead, they'ill do as they please...You'll just be dead meat 

I agree, Just think of all the animals we could save, and the environment, if we use dead humans first   ;)

This thread is right up there with the popcorn butter thread

Well I think  the "Basic Roast Meat recipes" thread needs to have additions after some of these posts!

I can't even think of anyone I'd want to eat.

I am veggie. Can I have a flavoured soya based human alternative? :-) Or maybe a nut cutlet? :-p x

Quote from: Flick21 on January 28, 2013, 08:19:41 PM
I am veggie. Can I have a flavoured soya based human alternative? :-) Or maybe a nut cutlet? :-p x

Maybe the people who make Tofurkey will make Tofuman.

and I thought my posting were wicked..you people are sick....LOL

Quote from: peky on January 28, 2013, 09:19:16 PM
you people are sick....LOL

Then I guess you shouldn't eat us.  :P

This thread reminds me of the Armin Meiwes case.

Retrial Delivers Tougher Sentence: German Cannibal Gets Life For Eating Willing Victim (http://www.spiegel.de/international/retrial-delivers-tougher-sentence-german-cannibal-gets-life-for-eating-willing-victim-a-415313.html)

Armin Meiwes, the German cannibal whose case of extreme sado-masochism made worldwide headlines, has had his sentence increased from 8 1/2 years to life imprisonment. In a retrial, he was convicted of murder even though his victim wanted to be killed.

Kia Ora,

::) What is a cannibal's favourite all time movie.....  "Hannibal Lecter"

This is interesting:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism)

Metta Zenda :)

Quote from: RachelH on January 28, 2013, 07:31:46 PM
I agree, Just think of all the animals we could save, and the environment, if we use dead humans first   ;)

Kia Ora Rachel,

::) Grilled 'girl' - Boiled 'boy' - Marinated 'male' -Fried 'female'.... ;) Oh I forgot..."Do you want fries with your order?"

Metta Zenda :)

If you are what you eat, then Voldemort is a unicorn.

Quote from: Zenda on January 28, 2013, 11:27:15 PM
Kia Ora Rachel,

::) Grilled 'girl' - Boiled 'boy' - Marinated 'male' -Fried 'female'.... ;) Oh I forgot..."Do you want fries with your order?"

Metta Zenda :)

Zenda's got a menu going on. Maybe eventually you can actually order Denny at Denny's.

Quote from: TanaSilver on January 28, 2013, 11:31:03 PM
Zenda's got a menu going on. Maybe eventually you can actually order Denny at Denny's.

Now I'm even more worried what a Big Mac is :o

Quote from: Cindy James on January 29, 2013, 02:15:13 AM
Now I'm even more worried what a Big Mac is :o

LOL ... well, two all beef Patty's, right? ... poor Patty ...

I believe Milliways (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe) bred an animal that really does want to be eaten!  I wonder if we could just eat those instead...

Quote from: DianaP on January 28, 2013, 09:20:50 PM
Then I guess you shouldn't eat us.  :P

For you honey I will make an exception...you are "baby lamb" so to speak...yummy >:-) :laugh: :laugh: :angel:

The only time I'd eat someone is if she ...said, "EAT ME!!!!" Definitely a finger food, some human parts.

But fried, baked, fricasseed? No way! They have to squeal when I bite nibble them...

Now I'm wondering about all kinds of suspiciously named foods. You think maybe the company that makes Slim Jims is run by cannibilistic hill billies?

Quote from: TanaSilver on January 29, 2013, 12:57:58 PM
Now I'm wondering about all kinds of suspiciously named foods. You think maybe the company that makes Slim Jims is run by cannibilistic hill billies?

Well, I don't know...but I heer Jim lost a fight to Slim...

Don't mess around with jim lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odkIEDi2x0g#)

O.O  you're right! LOL

How about auto-cannibalism? Can one eat their own arm? If so, where does it transition to this from chewing one's nails?
:-) x

Quote from: Flick21 on January 29, 2013, 06:04:30 PM
How about auto-cannibalism? Can one eat their own arm? If so, where does it transition to this from chewing one's nails?
:-) x

Probably about the time you reach the finger...

Kia Ora,

::) Is picking ones nose and eating it, :icon_chew: a form of auto cannibalism ?   ;D

Metta Zenda :)

Quote from: Zenda on January 28, 2013, 09:57:42 PM
Kia Ora,

::) What is a cannibal's favourite all time movie.....  "Hannibal Lecter"

This is interesting:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism)

Metta Zenda :)

Did I ever tell you about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?   :o

Quote from: Pleasingly Plump Jamie D on January 31, 2013, 02:35:43 AM
Did I ever tell you about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?   :o

Kia Ora Jamie,

::) What can I say... Stuff Happens  :D

Metta Zenda :)

Quote from: Zenda on January 31, 2013, 02:19:13 AM
Kia Ora,

::) Is picking ones nose and eating it, :icon_chew: a form of auto cannibalism ?   ;D

Metta Zenda :)

No, just being mindful  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: >:-) >:-) >:-) >:-) >:-)

Eh to each their own.

This topic is making me kind of hungry.

Frank Sandbeans, the other white meat.

Quote from: Snowpaw on January 31, 2013, 12:20:02 PM
Eh to each their own.

Kia Ora Snowpaw,

::) Are you talking about auto-cannibalism ?  ;) ;D

Metta Zenda :)

Does cunninglingus count as cannibalism or has that been asked already?

Quote from: Snowpaw on February 01, 2013, 09:37:49 PM
Does cunninglingus count as cannibalism or has that been asked already?

Kia Ora Snowpaw,

Well that's a question that will no doubt have many of us licked...I  can't answer that one  ;) ;D

Metta Zenda :)

Quote from: Zenda on February 01, 2013, 10:12:44 PM
Kia Ora Snowpaw,

Well that's a question that will no doubt have many of us licked...I  can't answer that one  ;) ;D

Metta Zenda :)

Laugh, groan and sigh :-)

Anyone remember this thread? https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,120547.0.html (https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,120547.0.html)

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on February 03, 2013, 01:35:24 PM
Anyone remember this thread? https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,120547.0.html (https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,120547.0.html)

That was a bit before my time :P.  The "ewww" I said in my head seems to mirror many of the comments... but I suppose if somebody is willing to eat them then why not?

I am sorry to see that I recycled my cannibal jokes.   >:(