If it walks like a duck...
C'mon, just one little kiss.
Wait, you're not Pooh... awk-ward!
Godzilla walks into a bar, oops!!! No more bar!!! :o
Ms. Eastwood got caught by a sneaky photographer.
Will the little ones be digers or togs?
Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight. Wish I may wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
Why wish on a star? I'm your fairy godmother.
RAWR!! Bow before me or die!!
Heh, wasn't expecting it to explode
I'll go back to work when I'm damned good and ready!
Steal my caption, will ya?
You never know who you might wake up with after a wild party!!!
Dammit, stuck in the drain again.
Have you met my brother?
Pffft, who needs indoor plumbing?
I said "porcupine!"
I think it may have gone bad.
The other definition of horny.
KAT has friends!
If I move this one , I win. OTOH, if I move that one, I get to go home.
Aw sweet!
I love hot dogs!
Keep talkin' smack and we just might have to see what this fits into
Lady of my dreams. Unfortunately her boots grew on her.
So what! Who cares I didn't end up in a cattery. This guys so warm, cute and cuddly.
Eh? Eh?
Damn this T-shirt embargo!
I am femme.
Femme I am.
I did not want to be a guy,
it made me want to scream and cry.
I will sport a permagrin
when they turn my guy junk outside in.
From this ....... to this
New Whizzo body cream can do this for you too
Available at all Pharmacies and stockists.
See? I told you that beef, strawberry jam and seaweed would make a delicious sandwich filling!
Flight VA307 is departing ........ WHEN??
I heard that.
Shere Khan's secret, soft side
Ooooooo. Last time I mix the mung beans with the cabbage sauce.
Gives me nightmares apart from an upset stomach
Heh...
Nah
Have you had your Spinach today?
You... Are not so smart...
Sass me again and see what you get.
No it's your turn. I made the coffee yesterday morning...
Some one call for a doctor?
Here we have Shere Khan, well-known interspeciessexual with his spouse.
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled, a loooooooooong time.
Ironically wielding a mighty phallic thingy.
Yeah, the 70's sure were crazy man. Really far out and groovy.
Crap, Robert, I forgot again, were we in the middle of "Whole Lotta Love" or "Dazed and Confused"?
Hello Jane
Hello Robert
What are you doing Jane
Waiting for your call Robert ; and what's all that white powder on your face? Did you sleep with some chick last night Robert?
No Jane ........ The tin of talc powder fell on my face
Sure Robert ......... Goodbye Robert. (Click)
Elderly people can say rude things, it's one of the few talents we have left
What to do if there is a heat wave.
And to think that no one knows what the Revlon research centre really looks like...
There is a dead body in the suitcase
( :D )
I will lick you with my tongue of DOOM!
Yes, Superman, you have walked right into my trap! Would you like a slice of pepperoni or veggie? I think there's some Dr. Pepper in the fridge...
New eye test, is this one better, (thingy turns) or is this one?
I like to spoon after I fork...
Up yours, haters!
Don't you think my partner is a HUNK?
And that is how I broke my fingernail
I'm not catching no T virus.
OK, whatever floats your boat. Doggy style it is.
This is your face.
This is your face on E.
Like steampunk of else
Barbie to rook 4, Ken takes Barbie. Repeatedly.
Quote from: Jill F on January 15, 2014, 12:36:38 PM
Barbie to rook 4, Ken takes Barbie. Repeatedly.
That one was great :)
"24 frames per century"
Salmonella, schmalmonella. I'm too hungry to care anymore.
Lets say there is dialogue...
-Hey dear , you see that guy?
-Yeah I see him
-lets kill him
-ok
XDXDXD
sorry ;D
XD
Beware the red eyes of DOOM!
Beware the green eyes of DOOM!...and my horns...
lol :)
tongue of the homunculus
What informed opinion?
And after a week on the blue meth, Tigger finally crashed at a stranger's house while Rabbit staged an intervention.
New movie 'Devils and Angels' has two new players. I'm not sure which is playing which. Can you guess?
Warm pillow, soft pillow, TASTY PILLOW!
RAWR!
Who here thinks I can eat this mic
By decree of Her Royal Highness, Queen Sheala, low cut tops will be required for all until further notice.
All we need is one more band member and we are ready to rock our newest album
This bath is so much better than being in Adelaide right now...
This book is captivating. I never knew bunny slippers can sometimes animate themselves.
I'm dreaming about butter and the dog likes it when I like them
Yes, it's true. Here in Texas, our hats and boots are permanently attached...
Hmm, maybe time to increase the weights.
Hey Ralph?
Yeah!
Did you put the cat out?
Really?
The "Dog" ate your homework?
I'm not sure that all of the positions described in this book are physically possible
That dern critters in here's somewhere.
Bad kitty.
Bad kitty!!!
When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm excellent!!
"Yeah, well, you'd be dog tired too after a night with a tiger between the sheets."
Crap, did I leave the iron on?
Alice through the window glass
Your toast is ready!
Lifetime movie of the week? Nah. More like pulp romance.
I may look like a toaster on the outside, but I have the soul of an oven.
Whoooa, I think the shrooms are starting to kick in.
So funny, I can't catch my breath from laughing.
This was all so exciting I fell asleep
...but I'm keeping the hat and boots.
Hey Ralph. Can you get this cat off my back?
That funky cowgirl sure does make a rockin' pizza
Knocked me right into this vat of tomato paste and mozerella cheese, boots n all. Yee Har
But, officer, I can explain...
I went from being a movie star hunk to being a movie star diva. I like this life better now as it's less exhausting.
I spy with my purple eye....
Duh!! Did someone call?
Ask me on Thursday
Um, you're not invited, but it's cute of you to think so.
Did you get the number for that optometrist I wanted ??
That's right Mr. Potter, you will now write "I must not tell lies until I tell you to stop."
I meant what I said. It's the Gorgonzola cheese or nothing.
You call that a KAT?
A bit to the right
Up a bit
But more
Aaaaaahh
Thank you
Don't blow smoke up my skirt, I hate it when it pours out of me nose and ears
This way I can bathe and get some sun at the same time.
Eeeeeerr where did I put that shopping list?
And you think that excuse is going to work?
Do you take me for an idiot?
This love your rabbit book is making my slippers jealous.
Funny thing you know kitty. I dreamt you were a dog. Isn't that funny.
What, you really thought tightrope walking over the grand canyon whilst wearing 4-inch heels and a dress and juggling a bag of cats would be easy? Mmmmhmmm, leave it to the professionals honey.
I can't believe I passed out on the tanning bed again.
Aaaaww come on. I was looking for a level headed conversation.
Don't mind me, I'm really a blond.
I really must get back to my canine therapist. I had this really weird dream last night, that there was a cat on my back. ......... Seemed soooooo real at the time, it was scary.
Not only can I blow your mind, I can make your head explode!
Quote from: Jill F on February 05, 2014, 09:33:05 PM
Not only can I blow your mind, I can make your head explode!
Note how the classical placement of the amplifier in the background golden section provides a contextual counterpoint for interpreting the content of the foreground image.
I see the light at the end....... nope just a train.
Your room is right past the pink champagne fountain, it's the one with mirrors on the ceiling. Enjoy your stay... check out time is anytime you like.
Really? What kind of off question is that?
so you put you boots on in the bath?!?!?!
Idle hands are the Devil's workshop? Got no worries here then >:-)
Blondes really do have more fun.
....... And I saw my therapist and he said it was only a dream. But when I woke up there was all this orange and black hair on the sheets. ...........
Taking acid and kicking gnomes since 2013
What was that word again?
The wrath-of-God-type-stuff that happens in between human sacrifice and mass hysteria.
I forgot to turn off the amp !! :o
I am NOT on drugs. This is just how they draw people in Japan.
The show was tonight? Noooow you tell me!!!
Hey stud, can y'all help me with these boots?
Hey!!!! Guess where I'm going?? I'm half way to Australia. When I'm upside down you'll know I've arrived. he he
NOW you tell me that we are out of milk?!
Oh dear me. I don't think these glasses suit me.
Quote from: Catherine Sarah on February 06, 2014, 10:56:43 PM
Oh dear me. I don't think these glasses suit me.
Actually, she didn't wear glasses at first. That's a recent development. (Something I plucked from my own life)*
*: Sorry, I don't have anything good for the caption this time. :P
oops... I forgot to caption Catherine Sarah.
......... and DON'T let that happen again.
You heard me right.
Ralph, Ralph? RALPH?? ...... You awake? RALPH
For God's sake, can you leave the seat down?
Are you absolutely sure this is the right way to hold this thing?
Sorry, but I don't allow motorcycles to be parked in the middle of the living room, you'll have to take that outside
Gawd damn it. Hold on!!! I'll be there in a minute. Just let me get dressed will ya!!!
That is not coming inside my house.
And after coming to life, Tigger devoured Christopher Robin, passed out and snuggled up with the family pet.
Damnit! I got that stupid song stuck in my head again...
Take on meee...
Taaake meee onn...
I found the nanny cam.
That was some really far-out catnip. Now please tell me I didn't just screw the pooch!
I thought this was supposed to cure my hiccups.
You can fool all people some of the time.
You can fool some people all of the time.
But you can't fool Mom.
Sssshhhh please. I'm having my nana nap.
Hee hee, little do they know, I'm actually a FemBot 3000.
This does not compute.
Thank you for the rose, Sugar Plum, but not before meals thank you.
If I hadn't see it with my own eyes....
Snore once more and I'll rip your hair off.
You couldn't even if you tried for a thousand years.
Very nice dear, but I was actually thinking to have a bit more for dinner
These darn boots won't come off so I can wash my little tootsies. Dang nab it.
Fleas? Really!?
Mine! :)
Hey Ralph?
Yeah!
Are you ticklish??
Gahhh!!! Spider!!!
HELP!!!! How do I turn this silly thing round. I'm trapped.
Mischief managed
So. Horny.
Is this lipstick too red or just right?
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I've built up a resistance to iocaine powder, princess.
"... Don't do that again."
Want a knuckle sandwich?
So, we meet at last. Umm, I mean, at first.
Where was I? *facepalm* Damn, I suck at this...
WHAT!!?? No mail again.
Please put that thing back in your pants.
hmmm. tastes like chicken.
Sorry, but I only eat Basted Weasel on Tuesday and only if it's been slow roasted on a stick over an open fire
"Always be sure to wear the proper bathing footwear!"
Check out my tattoos.
Can I interest you in a game of chess?
look into my eyes... deeper...deeper..HEY TOO CLOSE! BACK OFF!
........ you didn't REALLY say that; did you?
I've said much worse if you'd like to hear it
......... never seen a girl wash her boots before. Eh?
I have never seen a girl wash boots like that before.
What can I say about a rose you ask?
Oh lunch... I love you
It's the handy dandy Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker. It slices, it dices, it circumcises...
Down in the Valley (Middle-aged Looks Awfully Young)
What I wished my chest looked like...
(And for the record, I'm about to turn 45!)
This is me trying to hold in the happy, but it keeps bursting out.
Jill, your avatar reminds me very much of a actress whose name escapes me. I hope I remember and can post a pic to show what I mean.
Sorry, babe, doggy style just isn't how I roll.
The only actress I've ever been compared to in person was Bea Arthur, but that was just the voice. *le sigh*
I have an secret admirer!
Not Bea Arthur at all. The young version of the person who played Kelly on Married...with children.
[music] Alone in the world with a little cat dog [/music]
Who wants some?
The dessert selection at here is just marvelous darling
What? They got stuck.
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink it from this goblet, err... schooner, no wait... chalice? No... Grail? Screw it, I'll just drink from the can.
What is that? *peers*
I am so not falling for the squirting flower trick again.
"Staring contest go!"
It is all women's work.
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
How could you tell I'm a Capricorn?
Jill's Joy
Move over, Rover!
The next person that tells me to go "Jill off" is going to be tasting leather from my boot up their ass.
Tell me the truth. Have I got something on my face?
Tell me the truth. Have I got something on my face?
Tell me the truth. Have I got something on my face?
Have to wash my boots. Someone just told me to "Jill off!"
Can I just have "beautiful" as my caption?
Oh yeah. That is one handsome dude.
Go ahead, have a seat and drink with me. Or were you expecting to meet some other Asgardian god of mischief?
No, that isn't a two-headed snail on my head.
What? Locutus is my father?!
Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Have you seen my gogles? I've been looking for them everywhere
found my boots! They were hiding in this tank.
The Hangover, Part IV
No, my world is not turned on it's side. You must be reading the forums on your phone again.
Haha. Who put ink on my goggles?
(Hey, you changed avatars on me!)
New one:
Take that, Bieber!
(Sorry)
Aww you're a Bieber fan? Too fricking bad!
Whoops. Sorry. I didn't mean to let go.
I saw that.
What happens in Vegas...
I need a shave.
Oh dear. If only I knew what I did with my glasses ...........
They're on your face, silly.
Woooooaa. Last time I mix that jungle juice with milk. It even knocked my angel of mercy out. (hic)
You know you shouldn't drink that much. Now look at you.
Quote from: Catherine Sarah on February 23, 2014, 08:10:43 AM
Oh dear. If only I knew what I did with my glasses ...........
You know, I've actually done that from time to time. I would look around for my glasses and then realize "Oh yeah, you're wearing them, you dork." It usually happens when I am not completely awake.
Hey, has anyone seen my nuts?
Don't make me laugh when I'm drinking my Dr. Pepper!
Dogs: not just man's best friend.
The Super Fist!
Quote from: Jill F on February 23, 2014, 02:22:18 PM
Hey, has anyone seen my nuts?
:D Good one.
But she's not trans. :D
She is, though:
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Check out these Harry Potter glasses.
"They're not spikes, they're pointy arms!"
Did I leave the iron on?
How do I politely excuse myself without them suspecting that the food here sucks
Could y'all rub some lotion on my back?
See this?
This... right here..
This face.
This is my disapproval face.
Go fix it.
Twist this, Turn That. then we go!
I want portrait painted of me, not the background stuff.
Dis my dog...
Can't wait to get home and sit in a bubble bath.
Just try and put me in a bubble bath. I will so sic my dog on you.
Hey, my boobs are down here.
I think we must have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
BIEBERRRR!!!
I don't remember where the key is, honest.
I really didn't mean it.
Some folks may call us the 'Odd Couple'... But dig it... Love is LOVE honey
..and then you just pull, like this.
Ugh. I had way too much to drink last night.
Gone fisting.
Haha, you blinked first! I win :D
Does this helmet make my head look phallic?
Valentine lips.
Dog- "If I just lay here and be still, maybe the tiger will think I'm a teddy bear and not eat me...."
Man I really wish I got that station over there. This one is so boring...
I'm not staring off into space, I always look this way
I could either keep my clothes or my boots and hat...
What'chu lookin' at?
"I'm mr cold miser, I'm mr snow!"
That machine cut your finger off? Oh well, keep working or the boss will replace you quickly.
"Never again.... never again...."
Far too cool for school.
This lipstick tastes funny.
What did I come in here for....? Dang it, I know I came in here for something... *sigh* I'm losing my mind.
Staring contest champion
Hehe, I just switched my avatar, but in a way it still kinda works...
Must resist urge to laugh. Must resist urge to laugh. Must resist...
Have you seen my goggles?
Yeah, I was hoping for a wolverine type thing, but I guess this works too....
I'm in ur airship...
Messin wid ur boiler...
Grumble grumble grumble...
Stupid girl, always messing up my airship's boiler... now I have to re-calibrate the whole thing by hand again.
Mom was right, my face DID get stuck like that.
"Heh, look at those two. Always squabbling over the boiler"
I can't wait to punch out... my boss.
"Mmm hm.... I see what you did there."
"And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ... ow ... ound ... round ... ground! That's it! That's a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?"
"I will be the Hokage, Believe it!"
"Come at me bro..."
Eccck! A mouse!
Why are you lying on the ground like that? It's weird. Get up.
Ugh, whatever dude. Who said I needed a license to fly a plane?
"Aaannnnd serious pose.......
Nailed it."
Hahahaha good one! :)
"This is what women's rights is all about: th ability to get down and dirty and get a paycheck for it.....wait that doesn't sound right......"
Maybe it's time to do something about these grays.
"Sooo, I heard you liek turrtels"
Oh... you said "Which doctor," Not "Witch doctor..." Honest mistake.
First we drove a car and then we flew on an airplane and then we jumped out of the airplane and wondered where it might go and then we went to dinner and then one year at band camp...
Quote from: V M on March 16, 2014, 08:14:12 PM
First we drove a car and then we flew on an airplane and then we jumped out of the airplane and wondered where it might go and then we went to dinner and then one year at band camp...
Lol. :P
and now for yours:
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Yours reminds me of the game I was just playing, Persona. It has lots of creatures like the one in your avatar to help fight enemies.
...
I'm not sure that counts as a caption, but it's all I've got.
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeka-cute!
Wait 'til they get a load of me!
Jillicious Red: a vibrant new lipstick colour.
Who's up for some ring toss?
mmmmmmm no.
The yellow hat gives me super strength.
Free headbutts.
Is that light above my monitor supposed to be on?
I have eyes in the back of my head, you know.
I hav e a heart-shaped mouth! (It looks awesome! :))
Why hello. (Said in a suave voice.)
Who's up for some chess?
(OMG, your avatar looks just like a d-bag guitar player I used to jam/gig with before he went guano loco.)
"... You're Guano Loco"
Not sure what this is I'm grinding here, but I sure am having a great time
Someone put superglue in my boots.
"When all else fails... RAM IT"
Never get between a woman and her power tools.
You know what they say about the size of a guy's horns...
you commin or what?????
Famous painting but forgotten Title.
They are right about what they say. You should never name your food.
I'm down to my last nerve, and you just got on it.
I have nerves of steal and a heart of gold 8) That is why I am super and not supper - Now then, what was it that you're trying to sell me?
Dang! Cletus, lookie whut got stuck in the drain this time.
This is my smug face.
You left the seat up again. :(
I am slightly amused... but just slightly I tell you! ^-^
Okay who put shoe polish on my goggles?
What part of "no" did you not understand?
Wasn't me I swear.
Smaug's smug sister
(Very nice.)
Sibling Rivalry?
Tell me how bad it was.
(That is Loki right?)
I have burning hatred for that person. No, really. I tried to set him on fire.
(An artist's rendition, yes, although I'm thinking of changing it again.)
One more ass-guard joke and I'll headbutt you.
That moment you realize....
that wasn't a skunk.
What a lovely forest. I think I'll burn it down.
So, what do you think of my outfit? A bit too much?
Are you cheating off my test paper or trying to look down my top?
These boots are made for walking....
but that's not just what they'll do.
Whooa... care for a breathmint? That's some serious bad breath there tiger--and coming from a dragon that's really saying something. ;)
Flew around the world,
Just to get away from the husband.
I spy with my little green eye... breakfast! *Nom* *Nom*
You think you got what it takes?
Oh, sure, I mean of COURSE you're a girl dragon! You're just reeking of feminine beauty and... hey, what's the matter with you, you got somethin' in your eye?
Jealous? Me? Pffft.
Did someone just Pffft in here?
I'm not paranoid. I'm suspicious.
No, I am NOT supposed to be a coat rack. I'm a VILLAIN.
So, you just killed someboy?
"Please..."
Did that guy just.......
I am a dragon, but you know what? Don't be afraid of me because I just want to enjoy my life :)
I'm the girl your parents warned you about.
Not tonight honey i'm too tired. I appreciate your efforts though.
The next song is about a girl. Just like the last song, and the one before that.
Don't make me pout
Stop following me, creep.
Awww that's so cute
I like darkness.
The face of contentment.
Hey, who's that?
I'm about 7 weeks overdue for a shower...
Beware the blue laser eyes
Take heed, I learn the hard way. The electric company isn't bluffing when they threaten to shut off your power. Send flashlights.
What part of "no" did you not understand?
quite blocking my sun
"Nevermore."
Hey babe, got a match?
Wonder if the light does stay on when you shut it?
Blonder than thou.
Ha! Got her with that one!*giggle*
My selfie is better than yours!
Eye am a ninja!
Be cautious or I'm gonna kill you with my deadly sexy look!
See this look..... its my unimpressed look.
I see what you did there.
So that wire didnt go there!?!?!
Who farted?
Which way to the furry convention
"fly like an egeal, to the sea"
You think you're fooling me, but I can see right through you.
"Like, gag me with a spoon"
Freshly waxed car in the crosshairs, yes!
Honey, you couldn't even begin to handle me.
She said what!?!?!?!
I know something you don't know... Lalalalalalala
Is this how it goes Daddy? :laugh:
"I know you are lying, but I will play the game and fake that I believe in you"
Just smile and nod
"Come into my laboratory" said the Mad Scientist to the unwitting test subject...
Landing permit?!
Why can't that pizza just go straight to mah bewbs?
What was i saying again????
Yes sir, I am sure that coffee I gave you is perfectly safe!
One million watt smile can light up any room.
That IS my watch in there!
If a picture paints a thousand words, this post won't let me write them all.
The smile will have to get the point through instead.
Happiness is a warm puppy!
Is that what I really look like....... Damn im hot...
you think you can handle the truth? you can't handle the truth!
This is the way south isnt it??????
I know something and you don't :P
I highly doubt anyone knows something I don't.
Don't mess with me...you don't know what I'm capable of!
You wouldn't believe my "before" picture!
Say what?!?!?! No you Didn't!!!!!
Sorry, we haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
I am so firing my electrolysis tech! ;)
A hard man is good to find.
hhmmm something doesnt feel quite right...
Hey, I'm your dream girl! Let's chat?
Just another girl about town.
And here we have a smart blonde!
Quote from: Gloria smiles on April 01, 2014, 11:20:43 AM
And here we have a smart blonde!
Lol, I love that one.
I don't glow, I shine!
Oh, HELL no!
You talkin' to me?
Stop shining that light in my face
Wanna see something REALLY scary?
You want how much for that Strat?
OK, left past Chuckie Cheese and then what?
Umm, what does IDK stand for?
I am the lead singer on a nord death metal band yeahhhhhh *death growls!
Really officer, I'm cute and only get a warning? YES!
New and Improved!
Salsa verde por favor
Swim, my monkeys, swim!
I'm watching you...in the dark...
It's the girl with the smiling eyes !!
I won how much on the lottery?
I swear, I'm focused.
Coffee, Tea, me?
I've just seen a ghost.
You just messed with the wrong girl...
That is the ugliest dog I ever saw.
Coffee, dammit!!
I'm feeling enlightened today!
As you can see, this model has the eyes just right! :icon_biggrin:
And the winner of woman of the year is....Gloria! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDSh5wUtXt4
Tiger, tiger, sleeping tight
In the bedroom full of light
Though all seems dark, there is the light.
Bad kitty!
Happily back to myself
(Love your smile by the way. After seeing your avatar earlier today and this one; the joy is amazing)
Dang!!! What to say?... Jillerific!!!
Hey monkeys, back in your barrel!
Never mind the bollocks, here's Jill.
Blue? We were supposed to paint ourselves blue?
Sadly, VM's monkey water ballet was an epic failure.
It's magically Jillicious.
I make Batman look like a freaking ray of sunshine.
It's time to rock, Janet! I'm ready for this concert!
So, dude, I totally like bleached my hair- with bleach. Is it too obvious?
Ok, just one more autograph...
Paparrazzi ambush!
Who dares awaken me from my sleep?
so, I changed shampoo... What do you think?
Not funny Paul. Give me my nose back.
I think this fish is not smelling good...I wouldn't buy it.
That twinkle in my eyes? Just a happy soul!
Why don't you come up and see me sometime?
Stop blocking my sun. I need to work on my tan.
Yah...what-ever!
Dude, you got the concert tickets? Sweet!
It's tough being a super hero..
I am the newest member of the X-men, My power? I am so pretty that I glow in the dark!
Do I look like a girl who wants to go out to McDonalds for a date?
I have long, flowing locks worthy of the mightiest warrior.
What....
Is there something on my face?
Watch, this is like way faster than a nail file.
and the girl with the winning smile is....Jill!!!!!!
Smart people are really bright.
I like to stare at people.
I'm not wearing pants.
I'm not wearing pants either
OK, next one of you that splashes will be kicked out of the pool for the rest of the day.
"Umm..... good luck with that...."
Jessica! Quit copying my hair style, argh! :)
Beauty takes a selfie.
What is it with that girl and her camera? ;D
Hey, that girl over there looks just like me...
And she has the same camera too!
This makes me happy, we should both take pictures of eachother.
Hardcore pencil sharpening semi-finals.
Are you serious? Do you expect me to go out for a date with you on THAT car? I'm a princess, honey!
Jerry was a racecar driver
Couldn't wait until you got out?
My hair is so shiny
Hello darkness my old friend...
I've come to talk with you...again???
*smiles
... Because a vision softly creeping?
Dammit, why do I have Simon and Garfunkel stuck in my head again?
I'm the champion of the caption the avatar thread! No one can match my witty captions! RAWR!
OK people, this isn't funny. Can I please have my clothes back?
Do you see this face?
Strange bedfellows indeed.
That is one strange white KAT in the above avatar. It definitely doesn't pass.
It's so comfy here!
"... You gon' die..."
This here ice pick is so going in Jill's ear.
Yeah I'm a total JILF.
I am the Lizard Queen. I can do anything!
Why is the print so tiny?
I can make my eyebrows move, see?!
WARNING: PRE-CAPTIONED AVATAR!
(Sometimes I make things easy... Sometimes)
"Hey... Right here... Look at me when I'm talking to you."
These muscles are for flexing, not lifting.
This is the only way to hide the beard shadow.
I wish real life came with a zoom function.
Dun dun duuuuuuuu!!!!!!
My tattoo means badass in Japanese...
Umm, could you like put that thing back in your pants?
Actually I changed my mind, I think I like it. ;)
Duuuuuuuudde
For the last time I am NOT an FTM! I just like working out. A lot.
My idea involves a hippopotamus, a hot tub full of jello, handcuffs and naked pictures of Bea Arthur. Who's with me?
What do you guys mean I have something sinister Up my sleeve. ::)
"..."
"..."
"...oh, sorry! I drifted off there for a second."
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not after me.
Oh you....
Suck it, haters!
Really? That's the best Caption You could come up with? Amateurs.
Sorry about what happens later.
see that clif there..... youcan just go take a flying leap off the edge. >:-)
What if zombies are just really hungry people?
Stop!
In the name of the law!
I'm only smiling because you look delicious. :)
Up you- oh, wait. Wrong finger.
Okay. Who farted?
OK, who left the seat up?
Jokes on you! Not sure what that joke is, but trust me, it's on you.
That is just sooo messed up
Swim, my pretties!
Come here, my pretty
You are the wind beneath my wings
Say that again i dare ya
If I wanted your crap, I'd squeeze your head.
see the gun... do ya..... now how did i take the picture?
Everyone's been asking me where the dead body on that gurney went to... But it's a surprise
Bad monkey, No Bannana!!!!!
I am definitely up to no good. >:-)
Noooo, something is wrong!
tell me m right again i love it when you say that
"Hmhmhm... You'll never find it in time "
You must be at least this tough to ride this ride.
I'm too sexy for my shirt...
I'm just going to back away slowly...
I can't believe she's backing away. Do I smell?
Heh.
Hehe.
Hahahahahahah aha...
No.
And this tat I got in prison. Don't even think of messing with me. I'm not afraid to go back!
Your skin is lovely! I'd love to wear it...
For the last time, I am not putting the $%^&*#@ lotion in the basket.
America's Most Wanted
Yeeeeeah! I was a rocker when they took my mugshot.
Quote from: Malachite on April 24, 2014, 01:53:32 PM
Yeeeeeah! I was a rocker when they took my mugshot.
*sigh* I can't believe she dumped me for a drummer...
Yup, I remember Woodstock. Good times man. Good times
What do you mean I failed the audition?
Oh no, I've expired
Laser guns are sexy.
Metaller than thou.
(and yes, the old me has long since expired!)
Smile for why?
Jeez, how much did I have to drink last night? This one's a real dog.
If you have seen this person, call the F.B.I at................................. ;D
tis is so my best side. no the other one is better. now this one..... gahhhh there both great :D
The 'Woopee cushion' is out there somewhere, under one of your seats, but none of you will know where until it is too late and then BRAAAPDFFFFT!!!
Oops!!! I guess that was my seat
10 little monkeys playing in the pond, one slipt and........
Je t'aime.
I wouldnt smile so the lady flashed me :O
(assuming earring in right ear)
So should I go with earring or without?
I wuv my puppy!
"There is too much light in here!"
lol
I've heard of shark cages and am testing out the new dragon cage.
I love this pillow...it is so warm and fluffy!
I couldn't wipe this smile off my face even if I tried.
Wow, I had this horrible dream where I was this big scary serial killer looking guy who wanted to get stabby.
I dreamt I ate a giant marshmellow..where's my pillow?
Hmm, which member of KISS should I go out as today?
Rawr! Come here sexy!!!!
I told you to stay down.
Everyone loves to snuggle.
What do you mean ;I look like a librarian?
I was thinking about finding a bear for a threesome.
Stop making me laugh when I'm drinking my dew.
How dare you wake me from my KATnap.
Hey, you are not going to get away this time!
Too much blood in my alcohol stream. Gotta do something about that.
Awww, your making me blush.
Give me food...or I will eat you!
Love potion number 9
Get in mah belly. I'm gonna eat yah.
When we get home you are so going to get it.
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Ha!!! I've got your picture for my files now!!!
I'm keeping them.
Ooh. Shiny. I'm keeping it.
You did what!?
Who's up for a weenie roast?
Okay who ripped one?
Yahh, like what-everr.
I aim to misbehave.
Run...while you can!!!
One part vodka, two parts smurf? Sure, why not.
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Now that is SPICY chili!!
His name is Mowgli and I'm taking him back to the man village.
Evil stare from a dark corner,
Que the scream in 3...2....1....
Jill, you totally slay me.
Diana shante you stay,
Selina my dear .. sashay away
Where is everybody? People? Hello?
Red wire or blue wire?
This is what happens if you choose the wrong wire
Back in your barrel, all of you. NOW!
Heehee. I let the monkeys out of the barrel.
This is my dark side.
Hey, that's mine!!!
If I can just concentrate hard enough,....
you look tasty...
I rock!!
I am not amused.
oopsy :icon_blink:
She said "Walk this way" lol
am smizing .. smiling with my eyes ;D
Crap, paparazzi found me.
Hey there sexy , I know Im a dragon but we could work something out...
XD
I see the light.
..and those girls talked all night long.
Get the ->-bleeped-<- off my lawn.
look at moi, am i bovvered?
Desperately seeking Superman...
Noone told me orange was the new black
Everybody wants to be a cat.
I'm a super villain & my name is Victor (Zsasz maybe lol ???).. *grins*
Sorry, Batman's a little umm, tied up right now. Can he get back to you after I'm done with him?
i forgot to put on my cat mask ! but i still look purrrrrrrrty !
:D
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Talk to the hand because face can't even stand to look at you.
Quote from: @Diana on May 05, 2014, 05:41:46 PM(Zsasz maybe lol ???)
?
The abyss really does stare back.
The world is my litter box.
Haha, you'll never believe what I just did! I've only gone and put laxatives in Dave's tea! *snickers*
Dude...there's something spooky going on here.
where shall we go shopping, squirrel girlfriend !?
I couldn't find my clothes, so I wrapping myself in reality
Go ahead, make my day.
It would help if someone removed the rose tinted filter before pressing the button.
On second thought, maybe sitting in the sun on such a hot day was not a good idea.
I Was Born In The Darkness
Have you seen my human it's sleepy time and I'm tired
Twenty bucks and I'll show you what's under the coat.
and I have 20 bucks *grin
Hmm decisions decisions
Taxi!
Sunburn sucks
*burp*
(I'm using my telekinesis power)
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Ow ow my back. When did this purse get so heavy?
help i cant see with my right eye
Angry Birds IS addictive!
Quote from: Jill F on May 09, 2014, 04:32:59 PM
Angry Birds IS addictive!
this made me giggle thank you. i was i need of a cheering up any way :p
I am an Angry bird
There's no such thing as too many shoes.
Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh...
my sword is so shiny, will blur your eyes out
Taxi!
Mischief managed.
Eine kleine devilmusik
They'll never suspect a thing.
Realy lucky to get a power cable long anougth to reach space
... and he threw away the key!
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
Is that a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth?
Is that a piece of human stuck in my teeth?
I love flipping my hair back & forth ..
Oh my GOD!! They are out of Rocky Road ice cream!!
Who are you waving to?
I bet your soul for a guitar gold
my handbag is still with you, Mr.photographer ?
The Them over there officer. They took that persons handbag
Just let your boots do the walking
I like red.
The idiot said "Fetch the stick", not my fault if they were still holding on to it *BURP*
The best corn field is over that way.
What do you mean that meaT was laced with poison
*reads* ...and then he said....
and thats why tiger lost its orange.
*new text* got to love that KAT!
am hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy for some meat
Quote from: @Diana on May 11, 2014, 08:46:49 PM
am hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy for some meat
kind of funny as I'm a vegetarian KAT. I know an oddity, but that is cool.
caption:I think this is overcooked.
Note to self: people are friends, not food.
I think I'm allergic to that KAT that moved in next door. *achoo*
(ok .. let me try again)
I'm hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy for broccolis & bean sprouts !! ;)
Maybe if I do my hair like this they won't notice the unibrow.
Hehehehe...and that guy thought that Squire that I sold him was actually a 65 Strat.
Did you see that guy?
Yes, he was delicious
OK, which one of you flung the poo?
Babe, at this point in my career, the money works for me. I don't work for the money.
Go on I dare you. No I double dare you
Can I interest you in a slightly used wristwatch?
Lets do this thing.
or
Mmmm that pie looks good.
And in this exhibit you can see..... dammit Fred quit drawing on the glass.
Humans are just mythical creatures, son.
Honey, you are ready to go to work...but I think you just forgot to put your pants on!
RON, HOLD ON! are those shoes on sale?
Oh noes! I put dishwashing soap in the washing machine... again!
need an ark? i noah guy.
Ya gotta have blue/green hair.
oh glorious asphalt, tell me your secrets xD
Oooh bubbles!
...how the other half lives.
I'm not gonna eatcha, really, I just wanna nibble on your toes just a little bit
I just had this horrible dream where I was swimming with these monkeys...
If i hold this face long anough, no one can tell i farted
I <3 txtng
Go on I Dare you.
Yes, that is a bow in my hair and not an extra set of ears.
I'm a ladies' cat. A feline Casanova, hey man, that's where it's at...
Shhhh Im listening out for the redness removal man
My eyes are... down here.
One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at alllll
It's called itching powder.
peekaboo!
Side effects may include breast growth, shriveled testicles, and extreme chattiness.
Holding in the laughter is hard work.
Big cats react exacly the same as little ones when presented with a mirror
Quote from: ButterflyVickster on May 18, 2014, 04:33:48 PM
Big cats react exacly the same as little ones when presented with a mirror
"Gulp!" or do they?
I don't bother chasin' mice around...
Selling mice to buy KAT repelent
Don't tell anyone, but I really do love that KAT.
Man, im so hungr...... Why do you look like a cheese burger?
Wanna see my tattoo?
Yes, there really is a person under there.
what do you mean Im not a Lizzard
The world is my litter box as well.
Oh no, I forgot to change the litter box.
Come, young cub, and let me show you the ways of the jungle.
What do you mean you can see me
I am fearsome. Rawr.
Ninja practice.
Black is the new orange. Suck it, Tigger!
Now if I concentrait anougth, Jillisme will replace awesome in the dictioary.
Pawsome!
Call me "Jilly Bean" one more time. I promise I won't hurt you.
Just because you can't see me. Doesn't mean I can't see you
What is this camera doing in the storage locker?
*yawn* I should go hunt today but I don't feel like it.
This purple outfit makes the whole world seem purple.
This? This is my happy face.
Photography Rule #1: Never look directly at the camera
Oops, I think I overdid the eye makeup and foundation. And maybe I shouldn't try to headbutt that light switch again.
Cartoon Drawing Rule #1: Never have the character look directly at the viewer
My brain hurts
That little ole spider don't scare me none.
I eat spiders for breakfast.
I have pepper spray and I'm not afraid to use it.
have pepper mints and i'm not afraid to eat Them
not a ghost of a chance.
Many strange legends are told of these jungles of India, but none so strange as the story of a small boy named Mowgli. It all began when the silence of the jungle was broken by an unfamiliar sound.
I can't use my arms and this makes me sad.
Lurking in the darkness is sure making me hungry. Could somebody make me a freakin' sandwich?
My vacation was sooo terrific...
Say, "Ahhhh."
Devilish sunburn
tiger with a really bad sunburn
See me, feel me, touch me, pierce me.
"That's funny....now what am I gonna put for a caption to their avatar"
You may see things in black and white, but I just see shades of black.
The horns are only there to hold up the halo, I swear.
you there
yes indeed im gonna kill you
Sparkles! I am so high right now.
Hee hee, time to write my name in the snow...
Hmm I wonder if the president will enjoy my love letter
Why can't I get this flash to work?
Happy birthday, Mr. President.
It's just a shadow.
I am what lurks in the shadows...
Love is too happy to bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
I said
Because I'm happy
singing,"Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day..."
If I smile they wont know I'm hiding Humongous CHEESEBURGER behind my head.
I love tea, beary much.
Sorry, I'm the only available last minute stand-in for this dog food commercial. Are you ready?
I can't believe he ate the dog. Didn't someone feed him first?
THis is the life, while the KAT'S away the KAT will play :)
Like I totally don't see that happening!
Heere, kitty kitty.
I don't care if I'm a tiger, just get that MGM thing round my neck before I eat you.
Is that KAT staring at me?
I see you! Secret sunbathing spot my stripes. ;D
If I pull the string this thing is connected to, it may work better. ......... Hello ......... Hellllllooooo
I wonder if I can teach her how to actually use that thing.
Here I was thinking I was Alex, king of the zoo.
Thanks for ruining it Marty.
I have a ray gun and I know how to use it.
I ate Christopher Robin for breakfast. *burp*
Now where can I hide Pooh?
I feel GRRRREAT!
*Picturing Tony The Tiger on a Teeter Hang Ups inversion table*
I got these boots at 50% off. What do ya think?
Your face or mine, squirrelfriend?
I Didn't eat the last rolo
And everyone stared at the bear waiting for it to say something...
Blecch! Skittles don't taste so good.
A tiger does not shout it's tigritude, it acts.
Who is this joker on my back?
tigritude, I like that.
I have no time for this nonsense.
Quote from: LordKAT on June 08, 2014, 11:25:27 PM
tigritude, I like that.
I forget who said that quote, but I can look it up again if you want.
Green is the new black.
Anyone have some aloe? This sunburn is a killer.
"Just five more minutes mom!"
Respect the hoodie.
I'm here to find out if blondes do have more fun.
No, I promise, the water is warm!
My idea involves a hot tub full of Hershey's syrup, a snorkel and two blondes. Who's with me?
Yes officer... It's me I swear.
I'm peeping through this hole to see naked girls.
The little prince found out what happens when you defy gravity. It gets even.
Sorry, never been to Detroit.
Jill is not amused by your lack of Jilliciousness.
Come, take my hand....
That... That looks like dinner
Chillin' like a bat.
Want some candy?
Out of this world.
You see, what had happened was...
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"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head—
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"
"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."
"Wanna see a magic trick???"
I can't believe it. That bully actually rearranged my face.
I will rearrange that bully's face if he ever touches you again.
Who cares if the glass is half full or half empty? Is there beer in that glass? That's all that really matters.
Why does the DMV always wait for the worst moment? My smile is lost.
I'm going to have you for dinner tonight.
Honey, I grew the kid.
"YEAH YEAH, ROCKNROLL YEAH YEAH"
My hair keeps getting in my eye, even when I'm upside down!!!
Now that my boots are on, I can go find my horse.
Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah.
This prank is going to be a good one.
Who ate the canary, you ask? Yup, that's right... THIS GUY!
I would smile, but my tooth hurts.
Look at that incredible looking KAT! OOPS it's Sarah's mirror and that is me. Boy I look good though!
Girl, I'm bringing sexy back. ;)
No kitty, you can't have your own laptop.
What do I want tonight? Fast food or that slow one down there?
I just can't stop smiling. No, really, I'm stuck in this pose for all eternity.
Quote from: LordKAT on June 14, 2014, 09:17:20 PM
I just can't stop smiling. No, really, I'm stuck in this pose for all eternity.
I did it! I hypnotized Jessica! ;D
It true! Blondes do have more fun.
Quote from: Edge on June 14, 2014, 09:20:27 PM
It true! Blondes do have more fun.
Buy you a drink blondie?
Help me drink Edge's drink. My arms don't move.
No thanks. I only drink the finest scotch.
Surprise sucka!!!!
Somebody's gonna get hurt.
Are you ready to play?
Yes, little kitty... Of course I can play you "Smoke on the Water" one more time before your nap.
I ran out of rude jokes O.O
I'm going for a bumblebee theme today.
Ale you brewed, Ægir, and you will never again hold a feast;
all your possessions which are here inside—
may flame play over them,
and may your back be burnt!
Taste the rainbow! Blergh!
Good joke.
Come closer, tasty morsel, I'm too lazy to chase you.
Can't you see that I'm the angel from your dreams?
laptop, check. cat, check. guitar, check. Looks like everything's ready for me to make my hit YouTube video.
And for my next trick, I will fart butterflies...
Okay who keeps putting these circles everywhere?
Never fart while standing near the fireplace
How to get water out of your boots when they are stuck.
The regal tiger views his domain.
Why yes, I AM feeling a bit horny.
"License to kill... See?"
Why the hell is everyone upside down?
Fire wings sure do make it warm in here.
So they caught me with two kilos of KATnip and now I'm doing a life sentence at the freakin' zoo. Could I at least get a conjugal visit here?
Ιm gonna murder everything you love
Stop eating my sesame cake.
OMG, this would make such a bitchin' tramp stamp!
Does this picture make my face look long?
Sorry, kitty. "Hotel California" looks much more difficult than it sounds.
I will end you.
I'm ready for my closeup, Mr.DeMille.
Marcel: the Famous Prince of Cuteness
Who wants a hug? Err, I mean headbutt... Yes, that's it. Headbutt.
Headbutts and hugs go together like chocolates and flowers, come here sweetie
Give me a hand with these boots, will you?
Dammit, Jim! I'm a villain, not a coat rack...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Bo4cZOS3A&feature=kp
Come here, Siegfried- you're about to be my dessert!
(And Pretty Little Angel eyes? Hell, I look like I just smoked a fatty in that pic- and NO, I had done nothing of the sort. Well, not at the time anyway...)
Sorry Jill, sometimes in my minds eye, you appear a tad different than the image reflects. My caption stands.
Meanwhile, new caption: "Wait! I'm not ready for the picture yet."
Sadly, Hobbes felt quite lonely after eating his best friend Calvin.
I wrestle tigers.
I wrestle demons. Cheers!
Darn KAT allergy.
I could really go for a cougar right about now...
I think my world is right on its side...
The Prince of Bling.
No, Thor, I'm not trying to get you drunk. Don't be silly... Cheers!
I'm so happy I'm blushing :)
No your Honour. I would never consider such a darstardly thing. Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth ::)
and now that I've told you, you had better have listened. The test is tomorrow.
Who the hell is Tony? For the last time already, my name is John and I hate cereal.
Apparently, I'm allergic to my make up.
I'm a vegetarian. I only eat chocolate bunnies.
You would smile too if you ate all the chocolates!
Really? Now that is a surprise
OK, let's go. I'll put my boots on.
Hi, and welcome to "Breakfast with Gloria". I'm your host, Gloria, and we have a very special program for you today.
Today we are going to strip naked and talk out of our butts. I will start us off...
My bs detector just went ping.
Do I look Horney in this?
I love flowers.
Some are quite tasty
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do...
Add glasses and voila! Sexy librarian.
I'm trying out for the Minnesota Vikings this summer.
and this model exhibits a wonderful smile :)
Does this pose make me look good?
Sweet! I can finally grow facial hair!
If you grab a bull by the horns, it can't gore you...
That's weird... Why does my fingernail taste like cheese?
Nuclear blast! HIT THE DECK!!!!
OK, but wash it first.
Oh god you cut the cheeSE?
I wonder if I shaded the drawing right...
I have a sister, and her name is Velma.
I'm Velma's evil twin. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Evil? You don't know the meaning of the word.
Do these horns make me look badass?
I'm missing a nose and an eye, if seen please return to...
I told ya blonds have more fun.
meow
Don't forget to feed the kitty
And now for something completely different...
That Darn KAT is posting, again!
Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the... day?
Flying high in the sky,
can't find that KAT and it is nearly night.
Eeeny meeny miney moe, catch a human by the toe...
I'd be happy to give you a quote, please just stop hovering behind me with that boom mike!
"running just as fast as we can,
holding on to one anothers hand..."
Siegfried and Roy, get in mah belly!
I'm working out in the gym, that punching bag is mine!
I think I just cracked a molar.
Want some sugar ?
No!! I'm here to stare at you. Not to take your short hand or do the filing. So there!!
See what I mean? You should have listened to me.
I don't care if I match Jill's shoes. For the last time, I am NOT a fashion accessory!
Tiger, tiger, by the tail, I found you now.
I think I look great in stripes!
My secretary is a secret hottie. Here is the proof!
**Blushes**
Let's take a walk on the wild side !!
Lou Reed? Never heard of him.
A most captivating smile ;D
Now to crop it for my passport.
Mice! I don't eat no stinkin' mice. Gimme a gazelle!
In this next film, we will witness a fine group of caribou twitching their cute little tails about... But first a word from our sponsors... Oh my but the excitement is building
There doesn't seem to be any change in here...!
How much for a lap dance?
Watching 2 Girls 1 Cup
Yup, this is about as exciting as it gets around here... Stop yawning!!!
When they said 'Lady in Red', they didn't say I had to include a dress.
I'm really a spotted leopard. It's that new dye they use at the salon that keeps running. Makes me look like Tigga the Tiger. ::)
So, THAT'S what a goatse is.
Quote from: Kimberley Beauregard on July 01, 2014, 11:39:09 AM
So, THAT'S what a goatse is.
Anagram: Saints Row Two = So, sir... twat won?
Huh huh huhuhuh, hey Beavis, he he said, Menstruating, huh huh huhuhuh.
Well tell me!! Did I win the Archibald award for self portraits this year or not??
And to think I heard that on J bird street.
"Enough with the catcalls already!"
I am the goddess of night. Even Zeus is wary of me.
Lemme just unzip and drop trou here.
I love the costumes they wear at this strip club
Waiter, there's a blonde in my soup.
Something elongated is casting its shadow...
It's nice to play with smudges. :P
I will eat your soul! <3
For the last time already, ass-guard jokes are getting really old.
wow goatse, it's full of stars...
I'm bored...bring me something to play!
I have a gift for you to unwrap... ME!
MMmm gobstoppers ... nom nom nom nom
Can't stop biting that nail on my little finger...
Everything burns...
My legs? I can't feel my legs!
Ah-choo!
Note to self- stop snorting pepper.
Must... stifle... laughter...
Do you believe in fairies? Clap your hands, we must live!
I swear I know nothing about your missing zookeeper.
*burp*
Hey kitty, you can tell me about that zoo keeper. I'm your friend.
Purrrrrrrrfect
Born of shadows I'm the darkness grips your soul
... and these windows are so clean you can see yourself in them.
Who rules Pride Rock now Kimba. Um I mean Simba
Red is the color for this gypsy.
I'd make a terrible rug.
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the Doctor to come back.
I wish the cops would stop hassling me for wearing a hood...
I'm on fire! Why won't anyone help me???
Standing inside myself...
Crap, bad idea!
-Icarus
This is my "kind of amused but probably still going to slap you" face... Like it?
Why are you all looking at me funny? And why are you standing on the ceiling?
Quote from: Jill F on July 28, 2014, 02:39:23 PM
Crap, bad idea!
-Icarus
:D
I'm ready for the photoshoot of death.
No, I wasn't just giving you the finger or anything. Why on earth did you ask?
"...I just gave you the finger behind my back."
I'm hiding and no one knows where,
all they can see are my eyes and my hair.
Now how do I get out of this chimney?
Do I really have to get up to get that?
I have a sweet tattoo of a human on my back.
I have a tattoo that I thought says "Peace" in Japanese, but really it says "soup."
Overcompensating for social inadaquacies.
Quick, take a picture, quick!
I am Batperson.
This'll nail that dang mouse!!!
I'm wearing more than just a smile in here.
Orange is the new black
Only the fairest can have this totally delicious apple.
Isn't technology wonderful :D
I stole this apple from Iðunn.
I got this rocket launcher from a Russian military surplus store on sale :D
p.s. you pinched the apple from me and gave it to her in the first place :P
Ugh, can't reach that itchy spot...
Ouch! That branding looks painful.
America's Most Wanted
I'm like wine: I get better with age.
Hrmm, which character to select?
Don't make fun of my helmet. This was the only one the store had.
And tonight's starting lineup is.....
And you're... a girl dragon! I mean of course you're a girl dragon 'cause you're just reeking of feminine beauty.
Quote from: Eris on August 05, 2014, 10:52:01 AM
p.s. you pinched the apple from me and gave it to her in the first place :P
Does that make me the fairest?
And this is how I kill bugs.
No.....
This is the last thing the cockroach under the bed ever sees.
No cockroach can withstand my glare of death.
Take that, pinche cucaracha!
(Sorry, do you speak Spanglish like we do in SoCal?)
That ought to warm thin's up a bit, I never liked that chair anyway
Ugh, huh huh... She said Spanglish (https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608045688639718148&pid=15.1&P=0) I am CornJolio!!!
What!?! I'm just washing my boots!
And now a word from our sponsors...
Too much salt and vinegar on those chips.
My idea involves a flamethrower and hallucinogenic mushrooms. Who's with me?
waiting for a kiss, sweetie, ain't got all day.
My favorite doodle logos are,,,,,
"You'll have to retailor this suit because THE STRIPES DO NOT MEET!!!"
Did I just see a unicorn?
...so I woke up and realized I had eaten my friend Calvin, and that's the last time I ever drank.
Hey... I think that's the same cat that was at the bar last night
Don't worry I'm Spiderman's brother, can we still make out?
Crap, my pilot light went out again. Anyone got a match?
Tip your phone all you want I'm as crooked as it gets.
Anyone got any moisturizer??? My skins a little scaly...
Look at me, I can hang upside down and my hair stays in place!
Whew! that's some sour lemonade!
Toodles from TN,
Ales
I'm sure you know where I'm going to put this as soon as I put a glove on
.... I think my pool shrunk.
From down under, with love.
Ugh... allergies!
Toodles from TN,
Ales
Right this way folks, to the great egress!!
You interrupted my catnap for this?
Yup. Just gonna stand here and keep being awesome.
And here we see the rare fireflower in it's natural habitat. Native to the land of the "Mushroom Kingdom". As Lore has it, some believe this plant to have rare medicinal properties, giving the one who consumes it the power to control fire.
Yeah?? What!!!
Sure you did......
Okay, the next person that thows a pokeball at me is in for a serious beatdown!
Methinks it is time to lose the purple helmet.
I love to randomly go Trick or Treating at my senile neighbor's houses just to see what they do
And here you wondered how I bathed when I never take my hat and boots off.
... And I'm all outa gum.
.......... I'm watching you ..........
Is my smile camera ready or what?
I'm not wearing pants.
"we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands."
Aaaaaaannnndddddd POSE!
I think therefore I ........forget.
This is my rock, it is my favorite rock, any more questions?
It is actually filled with warm baby oil. Don't share the secret to my soft skin, OK?
Frosted flakes, more than good...... actually they're just good.
Say "Hello" to my little friend.
You.... I like you
Honey, I shrunk the avatar.
Theres a pink one and a yellow one and a blue one
all made of ticky tacky but never sound the same
This is pride pebble. I was going to call it pride rock... But you know... Lions.
They call this camouflage? It doesn't even have tiger stripes!
I swear if that zookeeper tries to give me Frosted Flakes one more time, I'm going to eat him instead.
She is gone guys, Let's Party!!
Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen
-Ronnie James Dio, "Holy Diver"
Welcome to Jill's House Of Music.
But first, let me take a selfie!
... I don't do "selfie"
Is the hurricane gone?
A hard nut to crack.
Did you have to wake me.....
No... it.. wasn't me... I didn't sneak that turd into your sandwich...
*snickers*
I got my eyes on you.
This is my 'stern look'.
I'm really a softie underneath. ;)
Thanks
But first....
Leme take a selfie •)
Goddamn you muscle atrophy, I can barely carry this acorn!
You meant what by that?
Fear me, I am the king of the jungle atop of my fearsome rock!
very small? or a long way away?
I'm the kind of girl your parents warned you about.
2 weeks worth, guess I need a few more to get through the month.
You. You over there, I'm watching you. Don't move a muscle.
Hey, wanna see my Clint Eastwood impression?
What happened to the blue ones?
Here, human, human, human... Such a pretty little girl... Who's a pretty girl? Yes, you are. Let me scratch your ears. Yes, you like that, don't you?
S this is snap shot of last weeks, how to play a human, lessons
My glasses are cooler than yours!
Staring contest champion 2014
This collection costs more than my house.
What house, I live in a cave. My cave is my castle.....in the clouds.
You can't hide your lion eyes
Math with Jill:
Hmmm,
if 'X' = The number of guitars I own
and 'Y' = The optimal number of guitars
Then it must be that 'Y' = 'X' + 1!
See this necklace? It was a gift from a very special friend.
"it's the eye of the tiger"
My poses are SO good.
if I stare at you hard enough I bet I can catch you on fire
fish or parrot?
........... What?
errant alien hair monster coming in for the kill.
Stripes are in this season
My wings! My glorious wings!
I wonder if you taste better with or without salt and pepper.
...... I don't get it.
I may have a tiny head, but I'm still smarter than you.
Wanna watch my guitar soloS? Like..I can shred these all at the same time, no problem.
There is a ghost lurking. I see it out of the corner of my eye.
And this one time I stuffed a taxidermist.
Yes, our music store is rather laid back
Does anyone have a shoe horn?
This camera can't seem to center pictures very well.
Hmm.. wonder what my meal will be today.
That KAT is looking at me with a hungry eye.
I'm staring right back at the guy staring at me. Grrrrrr..
Is that a palm tree or is it a mirage?
Hey, squirrelfriend, I'm bored. Let's flash our ta-tas to truckers and maybe see what bands are playing at Skinny's later. I totally promise not to stage dive this time.
Hey fellow fenders, let's get this party started.
(I have no idea if any are 'fender', I had an ignorant music muse.)
Don't mess with me, I've eaten entire villages!
(And yes, that's a pic of all the Fenders I have.)
Jill never played dolls, she played with her guitars:
"Hey Red, tell us another scary story!"
"Ok, let me tell you about the dreaded... fender bender!"
Quote from: Alaia on September 10, 2014, 09:26:40 PM
"Hey Red, tell us another scary story!"
"Ok, let me tell you about the dreaded... fender bender!"
I can't come up with a caption but I have to ask: Is that a Fraggle Rock reference?
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on September 10, 2014, 09:29:59 PM
I can't come up with a caption but I have to ask: Is that a Fraggle Rock reference?
LOL, no, I was just imagining Jill having posed all those fender guitars like they were talking to each other. What would they be saying?
Quote from: Alaia on September 10, 2014, 11:12:53 PM
LOL, no, I was just imagining Jill having posed all those fender guitars like they were talking to each other. What would they be saying?
:D Oh.
I just thought that was what you meant. Especially since you said "Red", which made me think of Red Fraggle. Plus, it totally sounded like something she would have said.
*whisper, whisper whisper*
^Meow. :3
I hope no one notices the porn on my monitor.
I think I found all the pieces.
Hehe, they said I'd never be a boss, and just look at me now....
Mug shots are the worst....
Duh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh
KATman!
No, none of these are for sale. They are just out for display to make you feel bad that I have these rare pieces and you don't, haha.
Son, I've lived through more than you ever heard of.
OK, the last line from the bottom: E P T U, crap... Is that an O or a Q?
*Guitars murmuring quietly*
((Jill, that one made me laugh. Thank you :laugh:))
Not quite certain if 'While my guitars gently murmur' will work or not, sounds kinda familiar for some reason
This is the boot that kicked him all the way down the driveway.
You think I didn't earn these stripes?
And his name is Bob, and the red-white one is Fred, and the camouflage one is Arnold.. Point is, my collection is better than yours. It's so good I name 'em.
I can make your head explode.
Welcome to Guitar Group Therapy, take a seat and tonight's topic is Who and/or What has got you strung up or strung out and does it ever cause you to purposely dead fret during live shows?
Who would like to start the discussion?
These boots were made for walkin'.
I think I hit the bullseye. He seems to be charging at me but staggering a bit.
I have these stripes so I am not so easily spotted. A bit of KAT humor there- HA! Get it? I'll be here all week. Tip your waitstaff and bartenders...
I'm tossing every single one of those guitars out to the crowd tonight.
Huh... I can't even remember my birthday. Weird.
I want to be in the new Street Fighter game NOW!
These men are armed and considered dangerous. If you see them, do not try to apprehend them. Call the FBI immediately.
Uhhhh I think I have a problem budgeting my money....
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to bring these men to justice. If you are captured or killed during this mission, our secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Good luck, Jim.
Buy 1 guitar and get another free!
Hi, has anyone seen my bespectacled squirrelfriend's nuts? She can't seem to find them anywhere.
Chose your wepon carfuly. then the rock battle shall beguin
Mr. DaVinci, how much for a portrait? I hear you do good work.
Now which one went with the wii?
Mmm yes. I will eat that one.
I am neither fish nor fowl.
MusicaL SKITTLES mock ups. What do you think? Maybe better for M&Ms.
Kitty wants his tummy rubbed. Yes he does!!
The beauty of Grace.
Hey, I am the one who's in charge here!
But first, let us take a selfie.
Darn it. I forgot my sunglasses.
BOOM! Goes the missile fodder..
But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
So....what tuning are you?
Quote from: Jill F on September 22, 2014, 01:42:05 AM
Hi, has anyone seen my bespectacled squirrelfriend's nuts? She can't seem to find them anywhere.
:D :D :D
So that what happens when you go in a wind tunnel with fresh dose of mousse on your hair.
So Eeyore and I swapped medications and we both feel much better now.
Now I can shred ten times at once.
HAH! Little do they know that I'm not wearing pants right now.
OK, I'm going to capture my own avatar (And nobody can stop me! Mwahahahahaha!).
Rocktopus' garden.
We advance on the army of Flying V's at midnight.
While the zookeeper with ADHD opens the cage, I'll distract him by being a squirrel and you run out the back door. Then I'll hit him over the head with his own shovel.
"Honey, I think you may have too many guitars."
"Nonsense!"
I love the smell of napalm in the... wait, what time is it?
I actually play bass.
Braaaaaains!
This is my purple nurple Halloween costume.
hmmmm what color should I pick today?
Care for a demonstration of my telekinetic powers?
I can make all of these guitars play through my amp. using just my MIND!!!
This desert air does not do wonders for my skin or leather boots.
"Send another zoo-keeper, the last one was tasty.."
And you can have my jugs.....
No that type guys
I've got that Mona Lisa smile.. yup, I can see it.
We're not gophers...We're SeeD...special forces.
I'm not zombie honest. I'm just a undead creature walking who wants to eat brains. But I'm not a zombie
The face of immortality.
Darn kids have drawn all over me again....
Is this the power drill or the death ray. I really don't want to make that mistake again
Seeing the world through rose coloured glasses.
Nothing sounds better in this world then a big BOOM
"If I smile more than this people get suspicious, and start asking silly questions such as 'how many idiots did you kill this time?' "
So, where's the keg?
Somehow I signed up for the guitar of the month club. And now I can't figure out how to cancel it.
Has anyone seen my invisible plane? UGH! Never mind...
I hate when I do this.
I was going to play the yellow Strat, but it clashed with my nails. So pink Tele it is!
BTW, it's hard to tell from the avatar, is the pink Tele paisley?
Quote from: katiej on October 03, 2014, 01:48:12 AM
I was going to play the yellow Strat, but it clashed with my nails. So pink Tele it is!
BTW, it's hard to tell from the avatar, is the pink Tele paisley?
Yes, 68 reissue. Actually my nails match the blue one perfectly.
My caption:
Ewww, put your tights back on Superman- before I shove a load of kryptonite where the sun don't shine.
We all survived from being on stage with Pete Townshend, and are proud of it
You're not a cop, right? Because you totally have to tell me if you're a cop.
Look all I really want to know. What colour sounds the best
Your future told! Palm reading, tarot & tea leaves.
I forgot the tea leaves but this smiling face should be good for a reading.
(something that doesn't me out one of the worlds most wanted. I was starting to think you where all reading my mail)
King of the jungle! Three rocks down hang a right, then keep walking till you reach the savanna. You can't miss him
I've never lost a staring contest.
"And now to find an amp that goes to 11.."
What IS that up there?
Hey, get your hand out of my... hee hee, never mind. You might as well keep going now.
"The 19th Annual Guitar Congress shall now commence..."
Quote from: Jill F on October 04, 2014, 07:31:03 PM
Hey, get your hand out of my... hee hee, never mind. You might as well keep going now.
:D :D
Oh....If you only knew what went on in some of the fanfics.
"Wait.. why do you want to know if I have a school girl uniform?"
My my grand ma ma. What such a...tall body..you have
Is red my color?
Right I've decided, the NEXT one who calls me Hobbes I'll eat
Is that a KAT outside my window?
What is he doing with that mandolin?
Oh! NO! He thinks he can sing!
I'm actually a lion. I cut my mane off and these stripes are just KATtoos.
"I didn't know the one guitar was pregnant when I brought it home... now I have a small herd!"
I never considered that my dance moves could actually burn the barn down, I thought it was just a figure of speech
Umm.....a little help please.
Go the Bunnies!
Right who ate the piece of chocolate. You can tell me I won't get mad
"Currently reading, 101 German Jokes So Funny you Might Smile in Public"
HOW am I going to get the cookies down from there?
You're gonna have to stop being so sweet. You're giving me diabetes.
"I rather like this method of fishing..."
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on October 06, 2014, 02:25:44 PM
HOW am I going to get the cookies down from there?
*dies laughing*
Last time a try something from a cup that says drink me
"I don't get it.. You put the lime in the coconut? Why the hell would you want do that?"
Yes, these ARE nice jugs, aren't they?
Have a seat. The guitar stands are over there.
Hold on. My hair got tangled in your quills.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Sometimes a rocket propelled grenade launcher is just a rocket propelled grenade launcher.
Just like the Lays ad says, "You can't have just one."
So help me, if that zookeeper brings me Frosted Flakes one more time, I'm going to eat him instead.
Hey buddy, are we interviewing for the same gig? The one with Jill sans Jack?
Do you think Susie Derkins will like me more now that I have my own rock?
Redheads have the most fun of all.
Ok everybody, say cheese!
I always tell the truth, else I'd be a Lion......
One more short joke and you will wear what is in these jugs
Rose filter on my camera really does make everything look 'rosy'.
I'm actually a white tiger. I just sunburn more easily.
"G'it G'it Guitarzan!!"
Stop using me as a drink stand
Quote from: ElDudette on October 07, 2014, 08:14:13 AM
"G'it G'it Guitarzan!!"
"Rumors of what you done, Rumors of what you do......" ;)
Ally :)
I have a full house. Now take off YOUR pants.
I don't actually play.. I just make YouTube videos talking about guitars while I tune what ever one I pick up.."
Wow, two pitchers of margaritas and my color vision goes straight to hell.
Please don't buy a new guitar this Christmas.
Adopt one of our many abandoned guitars you see here today and give them a proud home
I see a long journey in your future...
Give me twenty more dollars and I will tell you where you're going.
GUITAR SOLO DUODECTET!
Quote from: Shodan on October 07, 2014, 07:05:51 PM
GUITAR SOLO DUODECTET!
Awesome!
I'm not a super-heroine, I'm just really envious.
We escaped the guitar case only to be lined up for the firing squad.
I'm too lazy to even give you the middle claw.
If you can pick out which of them thar gitters is a bass, you wins a prize :D
And in these parts, this is how we shrinks our boots to fit. Yee-haw!!!
And here we have the Pete Townsend's guitar que.........
Why do my ankles swell up every time I drink pitchers?
Here she comes guys, stand up straight!
Quote from: Jill F on October 07, 2014, 06:52:32 PM
I see a long journey in your future...
Give me twenty more dollars and I will tell you where you're going.
$20, please Jill, that would probably get you two words "I see"
The reason why I'm on my own is because everyone around me is Lion, a Cheetah or just wish to plain Monkey around.
(anyone else find my excessive use of puns bearable around here :P)
Bearable? Honey, I'm terrible! ;D
Caption: This meeting of the string addiction members will now come to order.....
Drats, I been had by a bunch of guitars.
(I'm rather drawn to it, and Jill's sense of humor as well.)
Another Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon joke. Really? Come on, that was so 1999.
Umm, no, Batman. I'd rather date the Joker. At least he has a sense of humor.
Insert witty joke involving Bob Dylan going from acoustic to electric...
Wow, a Heineken keg! I'd love to tap that.
What do you mean we are fired! We can play jazz!
Eating someone who is carrying a torch might not have been the best of ideas
This is the way we wash our boots, wash our boots, wash our boots
My deal. Jokers, aces, twos, fours, sixes, one-eyed-Jacks and middle fingers wild.
Now if only I knew how to play these
Hmm, Jill has a collection of guitars. Wonder what I can collect. Maybe these dust bunnies can be a collection.
Tar pit baths. It's a thing.
It is fall in guitar tree land. See all the pretty guitar leaves.
Rare yet majestic.
What does that say? I can't quite make it out no matter how hard I squint.
"I am the dark king and I say.. Harumph!"
Female dwarves do exist!
Bend over!
♪ Red and yellow, green and white, they are precious on THE COUCH! ♪
Oops! Wrong drug!
Take that you cretin!
Black is the new orange.
Try JITTLES. Hear the colour of the rainbow
I only want to hear red, thank you very much.
Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again...
Damn, I've got to stop listening to so much Simon and Garfunkel.
We want the funk
Give up the funk
We need the funk
We gotta have that funk...
Washin' off that funk...
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCEQ3ywwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dqe1ScoePqVA&ei=5ik_VNWEGOWj8AGFz4HgDQ&usg=AFQjCNFDP9DrgONI0L7wihH_9A8UL1b9SA&bvm=bv.77648437,d.b2U
And here we see the rare melanistic lion
"I'm just going to..." *yawns* "rest my eyes..." zzzZZZzzz
Psychedelic fish
Are you seeing anything? I'm not seeing anything. I think those mushrooms that guy sold us were really just shiitakes.
It's pretty cool how my guitars dance about on the sectional sofa... Huh?
If you're going to have a bath in the desert, you had better make sure you're properly attired.
I think I'd like to dissect you now! (PS I love Soul Eater)
The big bad wolf better watch out.
(Me too.)
How many transsexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but they have to sit in the dark for a long time before they realize it needed changed.
Relaxing after a fender pride parade.
Whats the owner talking about the old jaguar here for?
I thought this place just had lions, tigers and bears
The bloody hell?! Who turn the gravity to 90 degrees from perpendicular?!
I just watered the flowers and NOW it decides to rain?!
And there were fifteen million fingers
Learning how to play
And you could hear the fingers pickin'
And this is what they had to say. ......
This sleeve is so roomy. It's like a wing!
I'm actually stuck sitting like this 'cause my butt & legs fell asleep...
Did I leave the iron on?
With this many guitars... We'll need more amps then the sound will be glorious!!
Little red riding hood grew up.
So I woke up this morning, only to find some joker dyed me black while I was passed out. I gotta stop drinking.
14 guitars and all I can play is the piano!
Aquarium glass distortion is ....odd.
mew. UH UM, <GARGGLE>, spit.........ROOAAR!! ;D
Smiley, blue busty, blonde?
I own Bette Davis eyes
I never will forget the way you look tonight...
The lady in red, the lady in red,
The lady in red, my lady in red,
-Chris DeBurgh
..... Wha.. Where am I?
Welcome to the Bureau of Reasonably Unimportant Facts. How may I help you?
You said we were leaving in ten minutes, twenty minutes ago.
What's your problem?!
Now that is one juicy secret!
Humans; can't live with 'em, can't eat them.
What Jill wished she saw in the mirror...
Yes officer that's the guitar that played out of tune. That one there
Can you guess my favourite colour?
The artist lost his color pencils, so I remain in shades of grey.
I'm so hungry that I think it's time to cross a very unlucky person's path.
Some guitars, some more guitars, even more guitars
I love you, Laura, but you constantly test my ADD. What could possibly distract me more than having a squirrel around 24/7?
Oh, these are just replicas. I would NEVER put my *real* guitar collection on display.
Stop right there, criminal scum.
I hate it when I'm craving nachos but I'm too lazy to make them
I very much enjoy bathing with clothes on.
Blue eyed brunettes rule!
I'm so glad they put 'Monkey Island' directly across from my enclosure, free entertainment is priceless
Mario just how did you make going up and down these things look soooo easy
Dude, get that camera out of my face. I'm trying to take a dump.
John Lennon? Never heard of him.
Some people like to collect cats, can you tell what I like to collect?
Watch ya step. Yeah, that's right!
Do you having any idea what they are on about? No, and neither do they
Are you done painting yet? This is starting to get kind of really uncomfortable.
And this is my "I don't care what you think" face
Can I interest you in a slightly used Rolex? I have many to choose from.
No, but you can interest me in one of those guitars.
Wait!! This chair is has been backwards this whole time?
Guess how many gummy bears I have in my mouth right now?
All these guitars for sale. No strings attached
Where in the world did I leave my hat!
Eat your heart out, Laura Squirrel!
So wait, you're telling me that Fantasia isn't based off of a true story and I can't have my own personal 102 string guitar army
When they said caution. "Contents are extremely sour". They where not joking
My closet has grown considerably.
Apparently I CAN hide my lion eyes. *blinks*
Look at my new Barbie Dollhouse. It is the Rock N' Roll Edition.
Please approach with caution. This King is considered armed and sexy
...and so is the gypsy queen.
A little L'Oreal Feria hair dye and *BAM!* Instant Halloween costume!
Newest Disney land adventure pet playhouse. You can let your cat run in and out of these authentic looking guitar houses.
Why are people confusing me with a seal? Do I look like I'm bouncing a ball on my nose?
Why yesss, my Halloween costume is THAT of a Mad Scientist. Now do you mind if I borrow a cup of your brains
Ironically I feel like I have nothing to wear.
Actually, I'm addicted to Bass
Dang, how did I manage to turn that sneezing spell back on myself?
Do you like my amplifier stack costume?
I was going to wear this for Halloween but moving the barrel is hell
Hehehehe, now who is going to be my next branding victim? >:-)
I can take pain, try me!
Look at you, all tied up. Oooo I am going to have so much fun with you, my little precious darling....
I'm looking inscrutable, that's because I left my scrut at home
You had me at "Hello."
I've lost my G-stirng
...and isn't it interesting that if you say "bacon" with a Jamaican accent, it sounds just like saying "beer can" with an Australian accent?
I'm after the bee sting look for my lips
If I dangle my left earring slightly lower than my right then I can carry three schooners in one hand. (Schooners out of shot, as is the small cheetah rubbing my left leg....)
So not a morning person...
A severe case of catarrh (with apologies to LordKat's pundits thread)
And the winner for best administrator on a forum board is.......
Cindy, wait ME! Oh I won ;D
Does this make my butt look flat?
Alright, which of you geetahs smashed up the xylophone? Les, Rick?
Ros is not a dentist, morning Ros.
This is why we can show you her face on T.V
But she still uses the same toothpaste all dentist use.
Hi there, yes this dressing room is occupied... Thanks for asking
Darn, I stared at Medusa again.
Tina Turner called. she want's her hair back. :P
Sly am I?
Please don't touch any of these rare guitars or security will have to escort you out of the building. Thank you for understanding.
the face of Boe has spoken!
What do you mean this is "art"? She's missing an eye!!!!
Snake? Snake!? Snaaaake!
You want me to do what!
How do you use this place a bet app?
Honest officer, I haven't touched a drop.
I love Halloween, I can dress up as myself
I have four of a kind, now kindly take off your trousers.
Quote from: Jill F on November 03, 2014, 02:09:48 AM
I have four of a kind, now kindly take off your trousers.
If only :embarrassed:
I used Jack Bruce as bait in a Bass fishing contest and ......
(I think I'm having a stroke, oh sh-)
Hurry up in there, I really have to pee!
This one can feel it coming in the air tonight, this one is an easy lover, this one is just in another day of paradise, this one is the result of something that happened on the way to heaven...
See this car? it's mine. I wish I could drive a Semi truck though. Like Rainbow Brite can. A big truck to match my big hair. ;)
Bet Wolverine doesn't have a truck like mine!
"The Way You Look Tonight"
Some day, when I'm awfully low
When the world is cold
I will feel a glow just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight
Yes, you're lovely, with your smile so warm
And your cheeks so soft
There is nothing for me but to love you
And the way you look tonight
With each word your tenderness grows
Tearin' my fear apart
And that laugh..wrinkles your nose
Touches my foolish heart
Lovely ... Never, never change
Keep that breathless charm
Won't you please arrange it? 'Cause I love you
Just the way you look tonight
[instrumental]
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose
It touches my foolish heart
Lovely ... Don't you ever change
Keep that breathless charm
Won't you please arrange it? 'Cause I love you
a-just the way you look tonight
Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm,
Just the way you look tonight
-Frank Sinatra's inspiration.
Now you have me in tears you big gorgeous fur ball you.
Hugs
You wouldn't know it but I like torturing my new staff members. ;D
ahhh....
ahhhhhhh.
WAAAA-CHOOOOO!
I wonder which one of us she's allergic to...
While the aspiring musician was at work, her guitar collection would meet in the living room to watch musicals.
Think calm chaotic thoughts, think calm chaotic thoughts.
Crop, color adjust, aaaand rotate!
Pick a key. Any key.
My glasses got tangled in your hair again.
"Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 and hotdog buns come in packs of 8??" --Loki
We are here to drink your beer!
Honey, do we have another yellow guitar? This picture doesn't look right.
I auditioned for AC/DC back in the day, but I never got a call back. Should've worn the black dress. *Dammit!*
The acoustic is the one taking the photo...
Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy your baby Groot.
Quote from: Jill F on November 05, 2014, 09:51:07 PM
We are here to drink your beer!
And steal your rum at the point of a gun!
Ommmmmm
...and if you push this one in, you put the single coils in series and it gets really tubey!
This flower smells like butterflies.
If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended. That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
Hmm... should I call this thing I do "Loga" or "Yoki"?
If you request freebird one more time I will garotte you with my E-string.
OK, so I planted the magic bean, and now all it does is listen to J-pop and give me the finger. I so want my cow back.
We'd like to do for you now a tune entitled 'Shama Lama Ding Dong.'
And now to Devlyn with our weather forecast...
Mmm maybe if I grow my hair a bit longer, I can use it let me play two guitars at the same time
H
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L
P
M
E
I
A
M
S
I
D
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W
A
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(also *dies laughing* at the magic bean comment from last time!)
And a one a , and a two a.....
Hey Susans, here are the lucky numbers for tonight. Good luck!
I'm feeling a little green today.
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair.
Devlyn with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, Devlyn with the blue dress on...
I hear violin bows work better with human hair.
...and I'm not lion!
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair
I wonder if I can get this elegant blouse in red... ;D
I think I need new razor blades. I still feel the stubble.
You just try to shave me. I dare ya!
You have no idea how boring it is back here in the warehouse, besides, somebody has to test the products
dadburned things keep fillin' up with water...
Sorry about your other eye. I swear it was an accident!
Just give me the meat and no one gets hurt.
Is this pose good enough for photo booth pictures?
Did I leave the iron on?
The great white guitar, or the one that got away from my previously shown collection.
That contact lens is there somewhere!
Camera, camera in my hand,
Who's the fairest in the land?
In preparation for boarding, we ask that you have your photo identification and boarding passes accessible for inspection.
New meaning to 'flower girl'
I'm a black cat, here comes the bad luck for everyone.~
Damn, I'm hot!
When are you going to get it together and play in time?!
RUN WITH US... RUN WITH USSSSS!!! :icon_headfones:
Please transplant me, this pot is waayy too small.
I'm gonna get that motorcycle!
And now back to Devlyn with today's weather...
What's in your wallet?
I wonder what they mean by that
NO, really. I got knocked in here by a bum steer.
It's about time they let me out of the bag.
I wonder if this lipstick color would match my outfit.
.....then again, I wonder if it would match MY outfit.......
Where's the lipstick that matches MY outfit?
I need an outfit that matches my lipstick. It is more fun shopping that way.
Should I get up and do something or should I lay here and think about it. Yawn
Get up, you lazy KAT!
(huggles ,Cindy. You know how to make my day.)
I'm not getting up, I rather enjoy lion down.
Happy Birthday Mr President
It's nice, but do you have something with more straps?
Guess what I'm not wearing...
Time for me to work a little magic.
Now I will slay the dragon!
Do you think they'll notice that I farted? - Just say the one who smelt it dealt it
Caption for my avatar:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1188.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz403%2Frjairam%2F19200A3D-882A-47A6-8B54-A079C43F1EF7_zpsdfadlbq5.jpg&hash=b8ead639af34b372361c17243e513b2a369334f4) (http://s1188.photobucket.com/user/rjairam/media/19200A3D-882A-47A6-8B54-A079C43F1EF7_zpsdfadlbq5.jpg.html)
And yes I love it. Need to get another bottle when I can. Best honey ever. I have some when my voice cracks or I feel my throat drying.
I am so going to rear-end that jerk who just cut me off.
Santa Claus is NOT my uncle.
Seriously, La Brea Tar Pits is a thing.
D7#9? Seriously?
Georgia O'Keeffe? Never heard of her...
... and if you bought that load of crap, just wait to see what I sell you on next
Come on in, boys! The water's nice and warm.
Jessica Rabbit, eat your heart out.
Who ate Jessica Rabbit? This guy!
Right! First one who annoys me is going to be the angel understand
Ye should not wait in line at chemist at lunch time in Pitt st. ;D
I may only have one eye, but I can still see whose been naughty and nice throughout the year boys and girls
It is the New Year, so I decided to reflect on things.
If I hear a knock on my door I know it will not be Santa....
Would you like to unwrap your present now?
One used Christmas Tree. $1
Psst, I have a secret to share.
And then this one time, I stuffed a taxidermist.
One Christmas tree for sale. One careful lady owner.
Blegh! This coffee is cold....disgusting.....
I'm Jill's 8th grade bully's nicer twin brother.
Sorry, that lady in the pic is not my sister. I don't recognize her at all.
A scout is trustworthy, kind, uhh, line please...
I've seen some things going down that path, lady. Believe me, you don't wanna travel alone....
Whaddya mean, I can't join the scouts?
Eat me, I'm nutritious!
Of course I'm trust worthy
just taking a picture of my door way~
Hey. Be quiet.
Let me go, I have to go too the loo
I was recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists. For what, I can't say.
A lady and her stalker.
Seriously, Jill, you look much younger and happier in the newer pic.
I feel like making somebody REALLY unlucky today.
"Tonight on "Alternate Timeline..."
Colleen Callie and I were separated at birth!?
Suspect wanted - photo at the time of the crime and most recent photo. Suspect known to be armed and extremely sexy.
Be vawy vawy quiet, I'm hunting WABBITS!!!
The killer awoke before noon / She put her boots on / She took a beer from the ancient fridge / and walked right down the hall...
Yes my name is Jill. Anyone game enough to call my buddy over there Jack?
Come on! This Chess match is taking forever! Are you going to make a move or what?!
"He's got a cute but"
"Quiet he's looking"
Quote from: Jasriella on January 18, 2015, 11:20:40 PM
"He's got a cute butt"
"Quiet he's looking"
Wrong. :D They're lesbians.
O.T.: Behold my wrath!
She's got a cute butt
Quiet she's looking
:laugh:
:D'
Wrong again.
They're a couple.
Sorry. I don't have a funny caption. :P
Portia, I have a confession to make...
I can't find my nuts.
Yes I starred in 'Kill Bill' got rid of that shady character no probs
I co-starred in "Fill Jill" and nobody even noticed. I'm going to need a bigger _______.
No we're not twin like Danny and Arnie.
Susan's Place
Jenny 07
in
Purples are Forever
Let me read your future - I see bigger boobs
Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth as long as it was frozen.
Jenny shoots a sleeping dart into another stud. "Take him away, I'll play with him later"
Of course I'll go to the prom with you! I thought you'd never ask.
This demonstrates the difference between trying to look sexy (first pic) and being sexy (2nd pic).
Ahh, another day of just lion around...
Peek a BOO!!! - Oh you, ya got me again!!!
Spacious one bathroom apartment. Sunny views, resonable price
The band? The band......the band!
I wonder if red really brings out the color of my eyes.
I don't always flirt with older women, but when I do.....
I'll bring the wine this time. >:-)
This guy thought he'd been there, but now I am there.
No, I don't breathe fire. That's what the AK is for...
I knew that guy once, used to see him all the time.
If you declare that whatever you end up hitting was the target all along, then you never miss.
Jill is sent into Federal protection, watch out for this guy, he is stalking you.
We'll be back after these short messages with the Aussie Thunder male strippers on Breakfast With Cindy! Don't go away...
The new stars of Beauty and the Beast are saying.....
Don't be lyin'! I look fierce, don't I?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? So help me, if you don't say "Damara", I'm getting my sledgehammer out!
"Hey sexy, come over here and sit on lap........OWWWWWWWW okay, I get your point. Please don't hit me again."
I'm a Falcon scout, not an eagle scout.
I was a seal in my former life.
I'm all dressed up now I just need somewhere to go
What the heck is going on over there?
You ain't in the Boy Scouts no more soldier now fix that cover and front leaning rest!
It's a good thing I have wings and can fly, cause Ol' Bessie here is out of ammo
That's weird, I put on the rose-colored glasses and now everything's just off by 90 degrees. I so want my money back!
I'm watching you
That's okay, I'm watching you watching me
The taxman took all but her boots and hat.
Is that a mouse?
Hi, and welcome back to Breakfast With Cindy. It seems that the male strippers we had booked for right now will not be performing this morning. I have it on good authority that they are tied up somewhere and that two of them need spankings. Film at 11.
Well done , Jill.
That strange guy next to you looks pretty angry. Or is it Jealousy.
So I was talking to this unicorn yesterday who informed me that I don't really exist.
Most awkward skype conversation ever.
Shhhh... be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits! Huhuhuhuhuh!!!
The super model, who had been kidnapped last week, was rescued by local man while hunting.
In other news, a big game hunter was eaten alive by the very beast he was hunting. Film at 11.
These two are wanted for questioning regarding a series of unfortunate events. If seen, please check on your rabbit foot, horseshoe and leprechaun for safety.
So not fair...
Why do all of the other beasties in this zoo get to be part of a "breeding pair"? Could they at least give me a freaking subsription to "Playlion"?
These tow formerly bitter enemies, have decided to resolve their issues and work for the betterment of society. They also, sometimes, plan concerts to raise funds. There is some talk of alter ego stuff due them still never being seen together.
Not only is this KAT out of the bag, but has never been in one and plans to keep it that way
Howdy! I'm Priscilla, queen of the desert. Would you like to sing with me?
Tune in to 'Shredders Are Us' to watch the two finalists compete for the championship then register to win a 'Shredded Strat' in the Grand Prize Drawing!!!
VM in her stunning role as host of 'Bathing with the Stars'.
You just try giving me a bath... I dare ya!
Before and after a bath
and this is the new 'desert bath' style bath tub. It is perfect for that cowgirl ranch home of your dreams.
Quote from: V M on February 19, 2015, 07:13:42 PM
Before and after a bath
LOL... I guess I cleaned up OK.
Caption:
Pssst... Hey, you, on the other side of the fence... Wanna make baby ligers?
I always wondered who that was staring back at me in the mirror but he seemed to have vanished over the years.
None shall pass !
And now for something completely different- a man with three buttocks...
This is your body....
This is your body on estrogen
If you want in, you need to do the secret knock...
Or just give me ten bucks, it's cool.
Superman can learn a few things about disguises from me, mine lasted years! Eventually though they found out, superwoman to the rescue!
These wings do more than fly.
How close will I let them get to me before I pounce on them today?
Dammit! Woke up on the floor again. That's totally the last time I ever swill with Jill. Oh well, at least my clothes are still on this time.
Proof that happiness makes it's own halo.
Wonder what happened to the snow?
Can you tell? My favorite jewelry is made from silver.
(white gold - if only)
I saw a you tube of a lion opening a car door. mmm I fancy a spin in that Ferrari.
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.autoblog.gr%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Fferrari-458-italia-with-lion%2Fferrari-458-italia-with-lion-2.jpg&hash=a8a4564c92227ba03aa8ee59e619056eff037d93) Mine!
Caption: Lady worth more than gold. Mona Lisa, eat your heart out.
Now that is how KAT should travel!!
I will totally make you write bad checks.
Long as those checks pay for my ferrari.
According to snopes.com, I don't actually exist, but at susans.org I clearly do. What's up with that?
Wow, that chick just beat me in arm wrestling. That's impressive.
I really must clean this mirror
Her smile outshines all the pretty jewels.
Ahahaha! Look at all those other lions other there being jealous because they don't look like me......HA!
Don't even think of touching my sweet mullet. It took like forever to get it to hang this way.
Belching contest....NOW lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course you can trust me.
Trust me on that or else!!
Hi, and welcome back to Breakfast With Cindy! Our next segment involves men who refuse to wear trousers and the women who put up with them.
Hey, you know that hot lady right above us???? You think you could get me a date with her?
Looking like that! In my nightmares!!!
After these messages, Chef Jill will show us her melons. Stay tuned!
Baby, join me, and we can become king and queen of the caption the avatar thread.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You scratched my Camaro. Prepare to die.
Or just give me like fifty bucks, whatever...
What the heck are you smiling for, lady? I don't see anything funny around.
Whatever you do, just don't blink!
This is what hard work and exercise does...it gives you a new and improved body!
I was Winger's head roadie back in the day. *wheedlie wheedlie wheedlie*
Come on, this is serious stuff - Okay, if you say so :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Silly me, I forgot to take off my boots BEFORE I got in the tub....
America's most wanted cereal killer... for eating an entire box of Wheaties.
Someone mixed up the photos in this "Find the difference" game.
Dis my lawn....
" See this globe? I know all the global trivia. Now to win the contest."
I find you GUILTY and hereby sentence you to be a feast for my lion family! HA!
Duuude, I totally got front row for Poison, Warrant and Winger! Too bad for you I only got one.
The whereabouts of this man are still unknown. This woman is being questioned in regards to his disappearance.
I can see the real Dee.
His name is jack Hammer and is wanted in connection to the discovery of this woman
Hi, welcome back to Breakfast With Cindy! <applause> In this segment, we have Chef Jill back to show us how to make burritos out of tacos and vice versa.
In other news, this set of conjoined twins was finally separated today in a marathon 14 hour operation. When asked why they went through a surgery generally performed in childhood, the female twin, Jill, stated "he's been cramping my sex life for years." He confided, "I've been sleeping with her wife and she doesn't know."
Hockey, baseball, football or basketball... Meh, who cares about sports anyway? I'm just digging my new bra.
Have You seen these people?
So this is what make up can do for me.
Is that Ben Hur? Mmm I feel like a snack
While accepting the Web Forum Admin of the Year ;):
"And finally, I'd like to thank all the rabbits out there. I mean hell, with all that breeding there's just no one that gives more [censored] than you!"
What do you mean I'm a super model?
I survived the cricket world cup with only minor slurring.
Jenny posing with her new Wrist Assistant for self defense.
I'm holding my cards and ready to call, so lay 'em out on the grass
I found the Mod lounge!
New Years Day was just yesterday... It wasn't? What day is this? Ooooh, my head!
OK, I'm going to turn the lights out and count to ten. By the time they go back on, whoever took my blouse can return it without consequence.
Tomorrows episode will tell who wins the contest on Survivor. Vote for who you want to win!
Wanna have some bad luck? Try crossing MY path!
"lean in close darlin' I have a secret to tell you..."
So that is where they hid the camera.
Whoever called me the black sheep of the family is sure in for a shock.
Why hello there! Might I interest you in buying some shoes?
You woke me up for what?
Amelia Bearheart's journal:
So I crash landed on this remote Pacific island and the next thing I know they crown me queen. I never want to leave this place.
(OMG, Dee!!! I have the same bear!)
(Sorry to derail.
Sweetie bought him for me when I was flying solo. I always put him in the right seat.
You are now returned to your regularly scheduled thread.)
Hey lady, can you spare an estrogen tablet?
Get a band, you bum!
Amelia Bearheart's Journal:
Day 2-
The natives are building me a palace, which is basically a double-wide tiki hut. I must show them how to make a proper mai-tai. No...scratch that. I must show them how to make rum first.
Hey!
Hey you!
Yes, you....
We're watching you.
Pretty in punk.
That woman can sure shoot a pistol!
Thor as a young man.
I can afford to lay around, I've had a promotion.
You can't put chicken in the autoclave..
Green is luck of the Irish,...and the color of money.
Those gazelles look rather tasty, but they are sooooooo cute!!! Why must I feel so conflicted?
"They will have to pry these boots off my cold dead body before I ever take them off! Darlin' these boots are made for walkin'.
Hello, my name is Rainbow Dash... you killed my father, prepare to die! I don't have a sword, so could you kindly stand in the way of my truck?
That isn't a deep fryer, is it? Those things scare the bejabbers outta me!
Does this make me look fat?
This hat really brings out my eyes...badum/tsh!
Bad guys beware... There's a new Super Hero flying about town!!!
Go ahead.....make my day.... it'll be the last bucket you ever kick!
Devlyn with the blue dress, blue dress, blues dress, Devlyn with the blue dress on...
Does this bag go with my shoes?
Captains log: 2015: I told the crew to make my quarters on the new spaceship feel like home, I think they did rather well but it is difficult to remember to not open the window and get sucked out into deep space
If'n I had me a can of beans, I could have a bubble bath!
(*blush!* Sorry!)
Who thought a wicker toilet would be a good idea?
Dee, I love this: "Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death."
Weren't you the woman in Red?
Scrunchy? No, I'm just happy to see you! >:-)
Sorry officer, you're not going in there without a warrant, but we can sure have some fun with those handcuffs.
For the love of Mike, you cut my head out of the picture again!
And this room will be painted a blue that matches my eyes,....and dress.....and shoes.......paint the whole house.
Ironically, my favorite hair metal band was White Lion. That singer was yummy... literally. *slurp*
I was told there would be strings attached to my transition but what happened?
We'll all float on, sometime's life's okay!
Alas, the pale princess looked in the cupboard and found that her stock of jelly beans had run out!
wishing that poltergeist would leave her books alone.
I saw the poltergeist!
Night at the Oscars.
(Cough) Hi, My name is Oscar
After we come back from our commercial break on Breakfast With Cindy, we'll have Chef Jill showing off her meatballs. Hang in there!
Now introducing the the world's first talking guitar. It talks in zings and other strings, and will be sure to entertain your guests while they're enjoying your meatballs!
Margaret Keane? Never heard of her...
Is this guitar purple or have I gone colour blind?
Hee hee, little do they know that the "man behind the curtain" is actually a woman!
Buy this guitar now for $19.95!
Hey squirrelfriend, are you ever going to give me my top back or do I have to spend the day half nekkid again?
(Actually, I paid exactly $1995 for that axe.)
This guitar is special because it has a seventh string!
hmm..what does that next avatar do all day?
What a strange KAT!
Do I need SPF 15 or higher?
I love getting dressed up for TV dinners. :D
So this is what a big skirt is like.
Now that I've bleached my hair I'm camouflaged on the New York Public Library steps. The next wildebeest that saunters by is in for a surprise!
Grounded from the Teddy bears picnic. Bummer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDndFOtBy-E
Siegfried and Roy, get in mah belly!
You strike a note with me!
Is that a $20 bill over there?
Who knew a 'Planet of the Squirrels' film would be so big!?! - Just smile and wave girlfriend and hope the apes don't figure it out
I'd better get out of this bath, these boots are made for walking..
The wind is in my hair, my dress is falling off and the possum in the tree is about to poo on me.
Ah Australia!
I mean, have you seen those baby huskies?
What do you mean I don't have a body?
It is fifties day at school.
This isn't the lunch I ordered!
OK, which one of you left the seat up?
Red is for playin Chili Peppers songs, Orange is for Tangerine Dream tunes..I even got Blue Oyster Cult covered.
I was recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists. For what, I can't say.
A purple guitar! Only for playing Hendrix tracks..
The only things I sugar coat are delicious.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a guitar by the NECK AND SHRED IT!!! SHRED IT!!!
SHRED IT!!!
SHRED IT!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Dammit Claire, this position is giving me some wicked leg cramps. Can we just do this in bed like normal people?
Now all I need is an amp..
Isn't that just a beautiful sight?
I really can't be....hypnotized.
I'm the mane attraction at this zoo, and I'm not lion.
I want a G-string. Just can't decide the colour.
After this commercial break on Breakfast With Cindy, we're going to show you how to make tacos out of sausages and vice versa. Chef Jill coming up next!
Just one more...and I'll have a guitar for every day of the week!
For my next trick, I will escape from this straitjacket while solving a Rubik's Cube with my feet and singing "Ave Maria".
I plan to start a 6-man band using nothing but guitars!
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke or Pepsi?
Give me all your acorns and no one gets hurt.
Now this is beautiful summer day!
Singing their big hit, When The Children Cry, It's White Lion!
*BUUUURRRRRPPP*
Quote from: sigmafan on June 18, 2015, 01:05:02 PM
Singing their big hit, When The Children Cry, It's White Lion!
I went out to refill my pepsi and forgot to come back.
<Welcome back Hon!>
Is this dress black and blue or is it gold and white?
A rather colourful individual? Why yes, why do you ask? Have you looked at the Strats in my gig rack recently?
I just had the weirdest dream. I was wading in this shallow lake trying to teach monkeys water ballet...
I've decided to stop fretting about things
Why yes, I do look like a Blue Raspberry candy stick. But that's because I'm super sweet!
Water?? Pfffft...yeah....right.
pssst..hey! isn't that Caitlyn Jenner over there?
But officer, he was so cute I just had to kiss him
So who ran me over while I was sleeping?
They said it was the latest style of vibrator, but it just seems to laser hair off.
Does my bum look big in this dress?
Oh I hope so.
The next person who makes fun of my eye is getting some laser treatment, and I don't mean the pleasant kind.
Aww! How the frick am I supposed to open this thing?? I mean, Jus look at my hands!
A reminder to use sunscreen. This is what can happen if you don't. Ouch!
..and they call my home a "zoo" ... just look at the way those people dress!
(yea..the Irish in me..I tan red)
This was the last face The Penguin ever saw before I took him out and turned him into nothing more than a tuxedo.
Just say "No!" to Coke.
The new Pride line of guitars by Gibson.
The king is back, AND I have my royal bottle of Pepsi as my scepter again!
"Grim news indeed."
I went to the hairdresser and they said I would look good if they dyed my hair.
When I looked in the mirror:
I ate them
I actually did buy that color changing dress. Wait 20 minutes, it'll go from this to Green and White. It looks adorable on me.
Line up the shot glasses- I want to do a line of Pepsi.
Okay. Which one of these guitars assaulted your Marshall amp?
You know, Portia, I think Ralph has his nuts in his mouth again..
Ugh, I HATE this background lighting!
Bet I can out-stare ya..you're gonna blink first!
Yeah? Well Imma tell a joke what's gonna make you fart first
Just back off horse! You''l jus havta wait till I finish my bath here. Then you can get a drink of water
Sorry, Youtube. I seem to be having problems with this camera. Just let me fix it real quick and we will get back to the topic. There!
Out of the gloom came the harsh features of the King; be afraid, very afraid.
Ah my hair finally matches the red hot pokers.
My hair matches my bike wheels!
Now turn off that TV...you're taking me out to dinner!
Really? He told you that? Get out of here! No way he did!
Do not be be alarmed or adjust your television screen for I am a friendly ghost from television past...
Now then, in the news tonight...
I guess that is why they call it a dunk tank.
Hello, I am Aslan. Welcome to Narnia.
NOW OWNED BY DISNEY!
What, your princess? I had nothing to do with it, wanna hang or watch a movie or something?
The guy at the auto shop said this was a great car if you get the drift.
I put the "XY" in sexy!
Guitars of the band called "Rainbow"
That's strange... I part my hair on the left, but when I look in the mirror it's parted on the right. My head hurts just thinking about it.
(and yes, I'm a big fan of Rainbow and that a*hole guitar player whose name rhymes with "b*tchy crackwh*re")
Even my guitar rack supports LGBTIQ people..
Why yes, children, my house IS made of candy. Don't worry, I'm not a cannibalistic witch or anything...
Sometimes even the simple act of selecting a guitar confuses me.
I have earned my stripes. What about you?
I'm glad you earned your stripes. I'm still waiting on mine.
Time to kidnap this pepsi bottle! I hope no italian guy kick my ass this time!
Bowser will have no idea what hit him when I get that bottle of pepsi. Isn't that right, Wubzy?
(I wish I knew where your av came from)
Umm, hello, a little help here? Does it look like I can get that cap off without any fingers?
The Rainbow Connection now has its guitars ready.
I need some hard drugs. He gave some coke, I'm sorry officer it was my first offence.
Don't dare ask me what color this dress is.
That's not what i meant by "turning japanese"
I dunno....I woke up this morning after a night of partying...and here was this tattoo on my forehead!
Sure, I can be ready around 7ish tonight
Shrink-to-fit bikini... It's totally a thing.
And as we wind on down the road..
No, you don't have X-ray vision. This is a see-thru top, you dolt.
My fav amp arriving soon...hmm...which one to plug into it first?
Say Fuzzy Pickles!
maybe this'll give me the needed advantage...
OR
Nintendo to introduce product placement in Super Mario RPG 2
Help! I've made into a bad cartoon!
I just got my new DMV pic!!
This photo of Princess Cindy was done by an amateur on tour of the palace.
whatchu staring at?
I'm undercover for the FBI. My task is to infiltrate an evil gang of cartoon characters.
Black And Blue was actually written about me.
Beware the self-captioning avatar!
when i ordered rainbow from the music store i didn't mean this, but i'll take them.
Now I'm in your head!
Yes, FYI I Do Like Playing "Rainbow In The Dark" on these.
is it me? Or is the room spinning?
i see....
That's the last time I go foraging for wild mushrooms.
I especially like my orange gui- Hey, where'd the strings go?
Do these purple contacts make my eyes look big?
..and then he actually told me a story....
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the coolest KAT of all?
She looks as good now as she did the day of high school graduation.
There's no way you just said that.
I have a cold but can't find my nose!
I can't believe this dress got me kicked out of prom. Apparently you're supposed to keep it on.
They make music like this. (https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNrsW1-9nuRXyhoJy-RuAEOduiA1tQmlokh-gLk5RS_yMKwHqJ8TegOsO3)
You have two choices: Be my dinner or walk away.
Don't look now, but, I think we are being stalked by a KAT!
Which one for mains and which for dessert? Mmmm
You're my date? I was expecting tall, dark, and handsome.
good god, he's serious. god no. how many times do i have to tell you i am not Kimba?
Studying for my stats exam
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
So help me, if you don't say "Marlee" this time, I'm gonna smash you with a brick.
Mirror, mirror on the wall which guitar should I play.
Take up the banjo
I hate this TV show..I'm getting up and leaving...oh! but wait,I gotta find out what happens next.
Oh no, is that lettuce on my tooth?
My new watch is great, just not the diamond bracelet I was expecting.
Meow.. OK then, how about RAWR!
I think I'll hold a birthday party!
Kelly didn't invite me to her party.. Oh shoot, that's right, she's 700km away.
*Sings* Happy birthday to you, I live in a zoo,......
I'm sure Australia would import an albino Lion. Come on guys.
The new STAR TREK Captain in her new STAR TREK Captain's dress
I found the Admins wash room!
I just superglued the seat down. If you tinkle on it, I'm gluing your butt to the seat.
They should of asked me what colours I didnt like when choosing my guitar.
Hmm..think I'll go get a mani/pedi :)
Ive just won a free makover, from a trans friendly parlor, and my travel is payed too.
I like my coffee like I like my men... Ground up and in the freezer.
If only I had twelve hands...
Life is like a rollercoaster...and mine just got really hot!
I have a straight flush. Now take off YOUR pants.
Six guitars, one string each!
Wait, something tells me this isn't the stairway to heaven.
Now I just need to figure out how to grow five more pairs of arms...
Edit: I just read the previous page and saw my caption wasn't original, so I'll try again.
I like the red one, but do you have it in ukulele?
I found my vibrator!!
"Check out my white and gold dress!"
I'm in 'one of those moods'
That sounds so interesting! I'm just going over there for a second to... take this phone call, that's it Now, where's the door? I'm never letting Jill set me up on a blind date again...
Sorry about what happens later.
6²
When people get on this rollercoaster they all look different. When they get off, they look the same. >:-)
Told you I had a nice rack
Nothing happens! until I've had my coffee.
Ive had too many coffees
I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem WITHOUT caffeine!
They're all tuned the same, I just need them to match my outfit!
What? Wait.. Where am I? I could've sworn I was at a casino..
The light!!! It burns!!!
I have this blue ghost behind me
Oh, I've turned my dress off already, I'm sorry I scared you.
I tried exposing myself to other cultures, but then I got arrested.
well yes, they do taste like candy...cherry,orange, lemon, green apple, blueberry and grape
Undefeated staring contest champion.
I cant teast the rainbow
so i sTARTED PLAYING IT
Is that who I think it is?
Yay, I WON!
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I like fire... a lot >:-)
Think this will work for my new passport photo?
Damn, I was warned not to rub the Minoxidil on my face
Told you I would beat ou black and blue,
now lets see what other colours my wardrobe has, to beat you to.
i'm thrilled to see you...just thrilled...
OK, just one last selfie before the UFO in the backyard abducts me.
Wanna hear something in Technicolor?
Where did my Christmas tree go? I have nowhere to perch!
"You did WHAT now?"
Kawaii desu!
OK, guys, I drew this for the anti-drug campaign. What do you think, will it do? Or should I double my doses and try again?
Are you ready for your rectal examination? I hope my hands aren't too cold.
Those brownies were amazing!
Would you be a sweetheart and do the laundry?
Someday we'll look back at this moment and plow into a parked car.
Yes, yes, I know. The local music store isn't the best possible one. I asked for multi-color guitars, and I got multiple differently colored guitars.
I want one THIS BIG!
veldig søt
On an alternate timeline, Professor Brown successfully activated the DeLorean, attached to the front of a roller coaster train, killing 16.
Yes, in fact, I do not mind the grey areas...
"welcome home honey How was your day at work I'm ready for you to take me out to dinner now."
Ahh, it feels so good to finally have that ten foot Christmas tree out of my butt.
Dude, we should totally start a band that mixes Beatles covers and scat singing! The Skeatles!
No, I'm not coming on to you. This is my "trying-to-stop-the-hiccups" face.
A collection of guitars in a high security bank vault is a bit odd you say? Well now, what exactly do you mean by that?
"Sir, I will have you know I am a lady, and I am decent! I have my boots and my hat on!"
Finally, I have had my bells removed!
Would you prefer being tied up or tied down?
Mary Poppins launches her new line of six in one guitar cases.
My mom was right. I made this face and it stayed that way forever.
The rainbow band has plethora of guitar players in it.
I shall avenge thee, Cecil, my brother. Eating the dentist that killed you will be my honor.
Some folks like M&Ms, some folks like starbursts, I just happen to like to rock
I fell and now I cant get out. But hey, I'm still smiling :P
I'm a friendly ghost :)
Good morning, sunshine! Waffles or pancakes?
Will the real Green guitar please stand up...
Take a seat, I'll learn ya something!
The breeze, oh the breeze!
I need some help with my poetry :(
"I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"
When I finally get my mugshot taken, I want to look just like this!
Oh, my farts smell so good!
I fart rainbows and pixie dust.
you should see my collection of picks
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you cannot pick your friend's nose.
Hey stud, can you help me put my sunscreen on?
"For some reason, the HOA was a little upset after I painted my house."
Is this a portal to another universe, or just a doorway?
Scratch behind the right ear please
"Wait I got dressed up and it's only a Monday?!!"
(Not my best. Sorry.)
who needs an invisible jet with boots like these
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
How much longer do I have to hold my breath in this pose?
No one will ever know that it was I who killed Mr. Body. In the parlor with the candle stick.
Damn. I'm sure I parked my invisible motorcycle somewhere around here... Note to self- invisible transportation may have not been such a great idea.
Sure you could taste the rainbow. But why not shred it instead?
Meanwhile, outside the bar...
Drunken Wonder Woman tags the wall in the alley, lifts her skirt and tinkles on it for good measure.
"Take that, you sexist bastards!"
"News Flash! Rainbow Metal Now Darker Than Black Metal! Film at 11."
I'm going to buzz your house in my invisible jet. :P
Hey, it's not a fashion faux-pas to show one strap. It's a fashion faux-pax to show two straps.
"What do you mean, "where's my Pepsi?" No, I totally haven't seen it. Why don't you try my Koopa-Cola instead?"
If I have to sing "Let It Go" one more freaking time, I swear I'll sh*t an iceberg.
Quote from: Jill F on August 14, 2015, 05:27:05 PM
If I have to sing "Let It Go" one more freaking time, I swear I'll sh*t an iceberg.
No, no, THERE IS NO GUITAR THAT TASTES LIKE SNOZZBERRIES!
itzzzz FriDay!
Ah, yes, everything is going to plan!
Jimi, snap out of it. The purple haze is all in your brain.
What are these you ask? They are relics of an ancient advanced civilization that grants power to those who wield them! Join me, and together we will be The Fooly Cooly Rainbow Rangers!
I don't always take pictures, but when I do. I wear my amulet of proteciton.
I don't snort Coke. I snort Pepsi. Deal with it.
The spectrum of sound is usually a completely different thing from the colour spectrum.
"Usually" being the keyword here.
I may look like an ice queen but deep down inside I have the fiery passion of a great artist.
The only thing that can defeat Mario is Pepsi. Take this.
Sigyn's verison of "singin in the rain"
Here's to a new life: Well, California here I come!
"I want my memory, my existence to remain. Unlike an intron of history... I will be remembered as an exon. That will be my legacy, my mark in history. But the Patriots would deny us even that. I will triumph over the Patriots and liberate us all. And we will become-- the "Sons of Liberty"!"
So I remember the hot tub full of jello, dancing topless and singing karaoke death metal style, but what happened after that second bottle? Oh well, at least I didn't get tattooed again... Crap. Never mind... Is that supposed to be a dog or a horse?
I totally want life savers now after looking at those guitars.
M-M-M-M-M-M-MAX HEADROOM!
You need deodorant
White and Gold.
Things always seem greener in a pretty dress. :-)
"My boots are stuck to the ground in the most peculiar way."
Crap, it just occurred to me that you only tied me up naked so you could steal my wallet and Rolex.
Select your weapon of choice and then we'll have a go at it!!!
Dang, I reckon it was real hard retrieving this here boot from my ex's butt and even harder to get it clean.
"With the power of metal/rock, and your colors combined, I AM CAPTAIN METAL!! Shred On!!"
Eat your heart out Superman!
Do I have something in my teeth?
Guitars on acid Vol. 1 :D
Whats that you say? Im not a power puff girl, and no these are not shrumes either
Orange is the new black
"Its been over a week since the last post in this thread, I win"
They're heee-eere...
The music has colors...and taste!!!
How the hell did I wake up with a tattoo on mah face? I swear that's the last time I ever go barhopping with Jill.
Look like women, talk like men, and PLAY LIKE M------F------!
We should totally do it on this pile of rocks.
Jill notices that after a few drinks her prized collection of violins had been changed.
Moths got my favorite dress... Well, nothing that some electrical tape can't fix!
At last, peace...my what you are wearing looks exquisite! May I ask where you bought it from?
"Why yes, I did win Miss America. Thank you for noticing."
You are supposed to be on bended knee to ask for my hand in marriage!
Hmm..where did I put my keys?
"Misery"? Never read it.
The higroponic tuner berries are almost ready for harvest.
"I can see into your souuuullllllll"
I can't help it. I just have to know what's in your medicine cabinet...
I've had this collection for so long I really must get a new avatar :laugh:
(Sorry Jill!)
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the genius who hung you crooked?
The benchmark of a guitar collection
Think you can out run me?
I now have a car. Ho Ho Ho.
I'm the one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater your mom warned you about.
Day 786...
The Fenders still dont know I'm an Epiphone...
I really can't stand these awful glasses; where are my contacts, I can't see them.
Really? That's what you're doing? Really?
Ah yes. Pin the tail on the donkey. .................. Now where's that bloody donkey gone. It's here somewhere.
You're in trouble now...
One bandana, two bandana, three bandana, four.
Coming to get you ready or not
Ready to go? C'mon it'll be fun, even my car is smiling
YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA
I'll be there as soon as I get ma boots on.
Hold that cab!!!!
Really? You're wearing that?
Stop fighting; I am going to polish your nails!
It's the car, that's for sale; NOT me.
Ooooh, hunnie. I just brought these fabulous pair of shoes that I just HAD to have. Just don't look at the bank statement, please. Love you!
And this was my great grandfather... He made some really big money back in the day. Unfortunately he made it about a quarter inch too big and went to prison for counterfeiting.
Pick the guitar that is not like the others.
I can't quite focus properly or did I have one too many last night?
<googlishly> he he he. And you think I'm evil. Just wait till you see what I've in mind for ........you
You're not going out looking like THAT, are you?
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dearie me!! Which one will I play today? Maybe I can glue them all together and play them at once. Why didn't I think of this marvellous idea before.
Mmmmmmmmm, even after all these years, mamma's cookies still taste the best.
I'm not actually wearing pants.
As Jill's friends gather near the couch to watch Lolapalooza videos once again.
Hi friends ;D
Guess what time it is 8) You are correct!!! It's time for The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0 (https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,198451.msg1764851.html#msg1764851)
YAY!!! :icon_dance: