Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 2.0

[immortal gypsy]

Right I've decided, the NEXT one who calls me Hobbes I'll eat

[LordKAT]

Is that a KAT outside my window?
What is he doing with that mandolin?
Oh! NO! He thinks he can sing!

[Jill F]

I'm actually a lion.  I cut my mane off and these stripes are just KATtoos.

[ElDudette]

"I didn't know the one guitar was pregnant when I brought it home... now I have a small herd!"

[V M]

I never considered that my dance moves could actually burn the barn down, I thought it was just a figure of speech

[immortal gypsy]

Umm.....a little help please.

[Jenny07]

Go the Bunnies!

[immortal gypsy]

Right who ate the piece of chocolate. You can tell me I won't get mad

[ElDudette]

"Currently reading, 101 German Jokes So Funny you Might Smile in Public"

[Miss_Bungle1991]

HOW am I going to get the cookies down from there?

[Edge]

You're gonna have to stop being so sweet. You're giving me diabetes.

[ElDudette]

"I rather like this method of fishing..."

HOW am I going to get the cookies down from there?

*dies laughing*

[immortal gypsy]

Last time a try something from a cup that says drink me

[ElDudette]

"I don't get it.. You put the lime in the coconut? Why the hell would you want do that?"

[Jill F]

Yes, these ARE nice jugs, aren't they?

[Miss_Bungle1991]

Have a seat. The guitar stands are over there.

[Edge]

Hold on. My hair got tangled in your quills.

[Jill F]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  Sometimes a rocket propelled grenade launcher is just a rocket propelled grenade launcher. 

[LordKAT]

Just like the Lays ad says, "You can't have just one."

[Jill F]

So help me, if that zookeeper brings me Frosted Flakes one more time, I'm going to eat him instead.