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General Discussions => Entertainment => Humor => Topic started by: Leigh on December 19, 2005, 08:49:02 AM

Title: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: Leigh on December 19, 2005, 08:49:02 AM
http://www.jingleshells.com/flash_content/flash_content.html
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: Shelley on December 22, 2005, 04:37:36 AM
Your sense of humour never fails to bring a smile to my face Leigh. Merry Xmas
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: Cassandra on December 22, 2005, 03:48:16 PM
You are a sick person Leigh. I love that about you.

Cassie
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: stephanie_craxford on December 22, 2005, 03:58:30 PM
Ok again not fair - I can't view it - sucks to be me  :)

But coming from Leigh it must have been funny...

Steph
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: Shelley on December 22, 2005, 04:35:17 PM
Picture inappropriate gunshot at Santas Sleigh and Reindeer falling.

Shelley
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: stephanie_craxford on December 22, 2005, 05:32:46 PM
Ha, ha.  Started up my Linux box and saw the video,  Leigh showed me this earlier, it's still funny, in a red neck sort of way  :D

Steph
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: DawnL on December 24, 2005, 07:26:56 AM
Quote from: Stephanie Craxford on December 22, 2005, 05:32:46 PM
Ha, ha...it's still funny, in a red neck sort of way  :D
Steph

What, like the exposed butt-crack (bum-crack to you Brits) of a 300 pound plumber?  It may be funny but who wants to see it?  :-\

Dawn
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: stephanie_craxford on December 24, 2005, 07:35:25 AM
Quote from: DawnL on December 24, 2005, 07:26:56 AM
What, like the exposed butt-crack (bum-crack to you Brits) of a 300 pound plumber? It may be funny but who wants to see it? :-\

Dawn

Yep...  and nothing against them but I hope you don't think I'm British

Steph
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: DawnL on December 24, 2005, 10:48:19 AM
Quote from: Stephanie Craxford on December 24, 2005, 07:35:25 AM
Yep...  and nothing against them but I hope you don't think I'm British
Steph

You're a bloody Cannuck, but we do have some Brits here.  I lived in London for 10 years so I've always considered myself a tad English.  In the end does it really matter?  Didn't you say something about labels, about being a woman and that's it?  :icon_wink: :icon_wink:


Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: stephanie_craxford on December 24, 2005, 11:39:58 AM
Touche Dawn  :-*, But I'm still a Canadian Woman  ;D

Happy, Happy, Merry, Merry

Steph
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: Shelley on December 24, 2005, 02:09:20 PM
Speaking of rednecksI heard this version of the 12 days of Xmas the other day on the radio.

On the nth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 pack of Bud,
11 wrasslin' tickets,
tin of Copenhagen,
9 years probation,
8 table dancers,
7 packs of Red Man,
6 cans of Spam,
5 flannel shirts,
4 mud-grip tires,
3 shot-gun shells,
2 hunting dogs,
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

Cracked me up.

Shelley

I found the link I was looking for hope this works

http://www.jessiesweb.com/redneck.htm

Shelley

Oh and please no offense meant it's just funny and fits in with the term westy here.

Shelley
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: Terri-Gene on December 24, 2005, 04:41:51 PM
Quote5 flannel shirts,

No offense?  Please stay out of a lot of Lesbian territory, they will tie thier flannel shirts in a long rope and hang someone for making that "redneck" remark.

Terri
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: Shelley on December 25, 2005, 07:14:25 AM
I did have the feeling that it was possible to offend with that one but sometimes just don't know which mark you're going to hit do you. LOL

Shelley
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: Valerie on December 25, 2005, 10:40:04 AM
Quote from: Terri Gene on December 24, 2005, 04:41:51 PM
No offense?  Please stay out of a lot of Lesbian territory, they will tie thier flannel shirts in a long rope and hang someone for making that "redneck" remark.
WoW...I must be absolutely clueless!  What on earth do lesbians have to do with rednecks?  Or is it the lesbians and the flannel shirts?  Who wore 'em first, rednex or lesbians? 
Title: Re: Why Santa does not like me
Post by: tinkerbell on July 01, 2006, 11:18:31 PM
Oh my God...that's evil!! >:D (although I must admit that I always wanted to do something like that when he didn't read my letters under the christmas tree....you know which ones....the ones I mentioned on my introduction.... :icon_evil_laugh:)


tinkerbell :icon_chick:

P.S.  what were those things falling down to the ground....his head and his hat????