Okay, my pretty fillies. Fill in the blank.
You might be a unicorn if...
Quote from: Nero on March 18, 2008, 11:04:59 PM
Okay, my pretty fillies. Fill in the blank.
You might be a unicorn if...
You live in Nero's forest ;) :D
Z
Quote from: Nero on March 18, 2008, 11:04:59 PM
You might be a unicorn if...
you expect ever thread to go off topic.
you half expect the the off topic to go off topic.
you expect a thread that has gone off topic to get so far off topic that it eventually circles back around to arrive back on the original topic.
you expect every thread to become silly.
you're horny.
"S'arright!!!!"
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Cindy
Quote from: Nero on March 18, 2008, 11:04:59 PM
Okay, my pretty fillies. Fill in the blank.
You might be a unicorn if...
...you are the
cause of a thread going of topic!
...you are always being called "cold" or "self assured" when you're feeling anything but! :P
QuoteYou might be a unicorn if...
you're only able to be tamed by a young (female) virgin, and yet are devastated at not appearing in the title role of
Equus.
Quote from: Lutin on March 19, 2008, 06:40:25 AM
you're only able to be tamed by a young (female) virgin, and yet are devastated at not appearing in the title role of Equus.
*big giggle*
you follow two other unicorns into a cave only to have your kidney stolen. :laugh:
Don't worry Jaimey. The androgyne brigade is coming to your rescue.
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Cindy
you find it very difficult to stand on your head.
Quote from: Jaimey on March 19, 2008, 09:21:38 PM
you follow two other unicorns into a cave only to have your kidney stolen. :laugh:
Who would steal kidney beans?? ??? Canned or dried? :P
Z
C'mon Harry.
Quoteyou follow two other unicorns into a cave only to have your kidney stolen.
QuoteWho would steal kidney beans?? Canned or dried?
Hannibal, maybe? (The cannibal, not the Carthaginian). He seems to like eating kidneys and beans... >:D
I think someone needs to post that video again. I would, but I don't know how *shame* :icon_no:
I know! You know you're a unicorn if you're horn keeps poking people. :icon_eyebrow:
I'm sorry. *prepares for spanking*
Good lord, I have a dirty mind. And on Good Friday, no less. Perhaps that power outage at work was actually a failed attempt to smite me. >:D
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LOL Alison this was a bit roll-worthy. :laugh:
QuoteI'm sorry. *prepares for spanking*
A spanking, a spanking! :D
And that has to have been the weirdest thing I've ever seen on YouTube. Weirdest and quite possibly the most disturbing. (Though that didn't stop me laughing maniacally).
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
Quote from: Nero on March 21, 2008, 07:42:29 PM
LOL Alison this was a bit roll-worthy. :laugh:
If anyone deserves a spanking it is you Nero for posting that thing.
John the Baptist passes you by.
Quote from: sd on March 21, 2008, 09:11:44 PM
Quote from: Nero on March 21, 2008, 07:42:29 PM
LOL Alison this was a bit roll-worthy. :laugh:
If anyone deserves a spanking it is you Nero for posting that thing.
Ooooh Charlie, a spanking... >:D
Z
The title of my next great film will be "Spanking Nero"
Quote from: Nero on March 21, 2008, 07:42:29 PM
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I will never look at a jelly-baby in the same way again...
I agree with Lutin. That is the most twisted thing I've seen on youtube.
Thanks m'lady. ;)
And can I just say, this **REALLY** sucks being in a completely different time-zone to everyone else! :P It's obviously no-one's fault or anything, it's just annoying that the afternoon here is clearly the wee hours for everyone else. Ah, the tragedies of life... ::)
Aw, if it's any consolation, I'm in London, so I'm also between 5 and 7 hours removed from the main crowd. There are a few people here from the Isles though, so hang around an hour or two and more of them should be up and about.
Posted on: 22 March 2008, 01:56:38
I love the St. Patrick's Day Parade quote, BTW!
Well Out here on the west coast the time is three hours behind the East coast, but I don't sleep all that much so I keep honest to goodness hoot own western time.
Cindy
Quote from: sd on March 21, 2008, 09:11:44 PM
Quote from: Nero on March 21, 2008, 07:42:29 PM
LOL Alison this was a bit roll-worthy. :laugh:
If anyone deserves a spanking it is you Nero for posting that thing.
Quote from: Zythyra on March 21, 2008, 10:35:26 PM
Quote from: sd on March 21, 2008, 09:11:44 PM
Quote from: Nero on March 21, 2008, 07:42:29 PM
LOL Alison this was a bit roll-worthy. :laugh:
If anyone deserves a spanking it is you Nero for posting that thing.
Ooooh Charlie, a spanking... >:D
Z
Quote from: Rebis on March 21, 2008, 11:50:21 PM
The title of my next great film will be "Spanking Nero"
*
clears throat* Ahhem. And just who will be administering this spanking?
Quote from: Nero on March 22, 2008, 03:22:52 AM
*clears throat* Ahhem. And just who will be administering this spanking?
Well, I suppose if somebody HAS to do it, I could volunteer. Very reluctantly, mind you. >:D
Posted on: 22 March 2008, 02:30:18
Oh my. I just noticed. I'm up past a thousand posts. That is very cool ... kinda ... I spend waaaay too much time around here ... ;D
Little old 125 lbs me armed with a can of sardines to slap you on the backside one sardine at a time.
Cindy
Quote from: lady amarant on March 22, 2008, 03:31:57 AM
Quote from: Nero on March 22, 2008, 03:22:52 AM
*clears throat* Ahhem. And just who will be administering this spanking?
Well, I suppose if somebody HAS to do it, I could volunteer. Very reluctantly, mind you. >:D
Posted on: 22 March 2008, 02:30:18
Oh my. I just noticed. I'm up past a thousand posts. That is very cool ... kinda ... I spend waaaay too much time around here ... ;D
I also spend entirely too much time here.
I would also (reluctantly) be willing to administer that spanking. Nero, this is going to hurt me as much as you... Well, maybe not... >:D
Will this new film be released into mainstream cinema, or will it only be seen by we privileged few?
Quote from: lady amarant on March 22, 2008, 03:31:57 AM
Quote from: Nero on March 22, 2008, 03:22:52 AM
*clears throat* Ahhem. And just who will be administering this spanking?
Well, I suppose if somebody HAS to do it, I could volunteer. Very reluctantly, mind you. >:D
Posted on: 22 March 2008, 02:30:18
Oh my. I just noticed. I'm up past a thousand posts. That is very cool ... kinda ... I spend waaaay too much time around here ... ;D
It would definitely not be me because I'm much too civilized to deliver corporeal punishment upon someone
who would probably kill me.
Posted on: March 22, 2008, 12:30:18 PM
Quote from: Lutin on March 22, 2008, 04:56:21 AM
Will this new film be released into mainstream cinema, or will it only be seen by we privileged few?
first a private screening and then the big opening in theaters across the world.
I've always wanted to go a west end première...
(Though I was invited to the atonement after party...but I was going to see a play so I said no.)
Quote from: Pica Pica on March 22, 2008, 09:11:05 PM
I've always wanted to go a west end première...
(Though I was invited to the atonement after party...but I was going to see a play so I said no.)
... and that's why you'll never be cool :P
can't have been a great party if they were grabbing oiks like me off the streets.
good point.
Quote... and that's why you'll never be cool
I dunno, personally, I think I'd rather be called "hot" than "cool"... ;)
(I gave up trying to be "cool" years ago - it's a bit hard to fit into mainstream adolescence when the newest music you listen to is by Rachmaninov, and when asked "who's your favourite band?", your reply is "I rather like the London Phil., though the Glenn Miller Orchestra had their moments... :P).
Quote from: Lutin on March 23, 2008, 10:29:44 PM
Quote... and that's why you'll never be cool
I dunno, personally, I think I'd rather be called "hot" than "cool"... ;)
(I gave up trying to be "cool" years ago - it's a bit hard to fit into mainstream adolescence when the newest music you listen to is by Rachmaninov, and when asked "who's your favourite band?", your reply is "I rather like the London Phil., though the Glenn Miller Orchestra had their moments... :P).
Hey, that IS cool. All you need to do is add some metal guitars and a grinding set of drums, and you have symphonic metal!!!
I feel :)! And 8), which doesn't happen often. Merci, chérie :-*
I love me some Rachmaninoff!
Now about that spanking...can I bring a whip? :icon_nosebleed:
Quote from: Jaimey on March 24, 2008, 07:40:02 PM
Now about that spanking...can I bring a whip? :icon_nosebleed:
YES please do bring your whip jaimey hun as it will come in very handy >:D :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_evil_laugh:
I just realized that I'm not sure if Debbie is joking.
:laugh:
Quote from: Rebis on March 24, 2008, 10:20:00 PM
I just realized that I'm not sure if Debbie is joking.
:laugh:
why rebis my dear iam shocked :P and me joke na never >:D >:D :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_evil_laugh:
Well, *someone's* going to get whipped >:D - I've had that silly Candy Mountain Cave song *stuck* in my head since I saw it. Thank you very much, whomever it was who posted that video (I think it was Nero...), for ruining what was left of my sanity. ::)
Which would you prefer - whip? Or unicorn horn? :o
...Or both? ;)
getting horned by a unicorn sounds interesting ::)
Yes, far too interesting...
On second thoughts, maybe just an eternity of listening to the Candy Cave song...
Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land,
Such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land.
They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things,
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,
It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave.
They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.
Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.
In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free,
So now Charlie, please will you go into the cave?
:icon_dizzy: Scarred for life, I tell you! :icon_crazy:
Quote from: Lutin on March 25, 2008, 09:59:55 AM
Well, *someone's* going to get whipped >:D - I've had that silly Candy Mountain Cave song *stuck* in my head since I saw it. Thank you very much, whomever it was who posted that video (I think it was Nero...), for ruining what was left of my sanity. ::)
Which would you prefer - whip? Or unicorn horn? :o
...Or both? ;)
umm no it was not nero . it was alison that posted that. maybe she needs to post it again that was too
much :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Posted on: March 25, 2008, 06:07:32 PM
Quote from: Rebis on March 25, 2008, 10:50:00 AM
getting horned by a unicorn sounds interesting ::)
na i dont think so . ;) the whip is more fun :laugh: :laugh:
A horny unicorn?
Cindy
you mean hornicorn.
Eunuch-horn...
...we are not right, i tell you. not right at all. >:D
Quote from: Jaimey on March 26, 2008, 07:28:48 PM
...we are not right, i tell you. not right at all. >:D
i have to agree with you jaimey. but i can honestly say i love it that way :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_evil_laugh: >:D ;D
QuoteYou might be a unicorn if...
you need 3 people to free you if you walk head first into a wall.
Quote from: Rebis on March 26, 2008, 08:34:45 PM
QuoteYou might be a unicorn if...
you need 3 people to free you if you walk head first into a wall.
and some hand cuffs to keep you in line :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_evil_laugh: j/k maybe ;)
Quote from: Lutin on March 25, 2008, 06:28:21 PM
Yes, far too interesting...
On second thoughts, maybe just an eternity of listening to the Candy Cave song...
Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land,
Such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land.
They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things,
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,
It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave.
They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.
Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.
In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free,
So now Charlie, please will you go into the cave?
:icon_dizzy: Scarred for life, I tell you! :icon_crazy:
AAAaall together now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybgmUUCh4EQ
:icon_evil_laugh:
Quote from: wee gerri on March 27, 2008, 06:08:32 AM
AAAaall together now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybgmUUCh4EQ
:icon_evil_laugh:
<z running, shreiking, tearing out what's left of hir hair...>
Who originally posted this song anyway? We'll have to ban singing or posting it, along with the p---p word that shall not be uttered :P
Z
oh i see thats back again :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Youtube is blocked at work for me. Anyone want to tell me what's going on?
Quote from: Zythyra on March 27, 2008, 07:15:36 AM
Quote from: wee gerri on March 27, 2008, 06:08:32 AM
AAAaall together now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybgmUUCh4EQ
:icon_evil_laugh:
<z running, shreiking, tearing out what's left of hir hair...>
Who originally posted this song anyway? We'll have to ban singing or posting it, along with the p---p word that shall not be uttered :P
Z
'twas Alison. I seen her wif my own 2 eyes. [i think] (apparently, I don't believe my own 2 eyes)
Hi Z, I already seen that video a few months back. Well what can I say? I got room under my rock for you.
Cindy
QuoteWho originally posted this song anyway? We'll have to ban singing or posting it, along with the p---p word that shall not be uttered
You *know* it was going to be asked - what's the "p---p" word? :P I couldn't see anything in the preceding posts that fitted...
to kir: A horribly cheesy song about sweets sung to a unicorn about to be eviscerated for body parts.
For Lutin, the word is Peeps. Which is a godawful sounding word, but very useful when referring to persons of no fixed gender.
Quote from: Pica Pica on March 27, 2008, 08:18:57 PM
to kir: A horribly cheesy song about sweets sung to a unicorn about to be eviscerated for body parts.
For Lutin, the word is Peeps. Which is a godawful sounding word, but very useful when referring to persons of no fixed gender.
I hope you're looking over your shoulder because I'm on my way to thrash you.
by the way,
You might be a unicorn if...
you can wander about without wearing pants and no one is offended.
I did that once.
After a night out a woke up and my trousers were missing.
I must have taken them off on the way home from going out.
You fiend! You can't keep track of your trousers and yet you want children?
Quote from: Rebis on March 27, 2008, 11:06:53 AM
Quote from: Zythyra on March 27, 2008, 07:15:36 AM
Quote from: wee gerri on March 27, 2008, 06:08:32 AM
AAAaall together now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybgmUUCh4EQ
:icon_evil_laugh:
<z running, shreiking, tearing out what's left of hir hair...>
Who originally posted this song anyway? We'll have to ban singing or posting it, along with the p---p word that shall not be uttered :P
Z
'twas Alison. I seen her wif my own 2 eyes. [i think] (apparently, I don't believe my own 2 eyes)
indeed rebis and you can belive your own 2 eyes. i see it too :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It was only once.
Quote from: Pica Pica on March 27, 2008, 08:29:37 PM
It was only once.
That you recall...
I mean really, you lost your pants and you expect us to trust your memory?
Quote from: Pica Pica on March 27, 2008, 08:26:22 PM
I did that once.
After a night out a woke up and my trousers were missing.
I must have taken them off on the way home from going out.
Must've been a fun evening ;)
Z
weirdest thing...
I always wear boots. It takes me 5 ish minutes to take them off, 10 ish minutes to put them on. I woke up in bed without my trousers but my boots on. To take trousers off I must have taken my boots off and then put them back on again. 15 minutes of boot tying.
Even worse, I was going through a period of wearing women's underwear.
Were you abducted by aliens?
Perhaps my cousin from Bealeguise, mug shot below
Pants thief wanted
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Cindy
i don't see any family resemblance.
Perhaps there are trouser gnomes...
Quote from: Jaimey on March 31, 2008, 09:18:50 PM
Perhaps there are trouser gnomes...
that could be jaimey i would not be surprized :eusa_think: