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Community Conversation => Transsexual talk => Female to male transsexual talk (FTM) => Topic started by: alexkidd on October 16, 2008, 01:23:08 AM

Title: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: alexkidd on October 16, 2008, 01:23:08 AM
Ok, so down here in Aust its getting pretty warm, I decided its perfect timing to cut all my hair off and do the buzz cut thing, my gf says wait till she comes home and she will do it for me. I (being a man) know I can do it myself
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp327%2Falextehkidd%2Fhair1.jpg&hash=b6a481ed52d445471b435e2947a5334f2587a896)
Looks pretty good, I was impressed. Happy with it. Decided to pick up the clippers and trim it a bit


(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp327%2Falextehkidd%2Fhair2.jpg&hash=e695218fd6802f982dc447ac444237788b239523)
Yes, I forgot to put the numbered blade back on.  ;D

I suppose to go to work tomorrow, any ideas on how to fix this??? What should I do? I work in the Customer Service Industry and there is about 3000 guys at work, I cant go like this!!!
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Jay on October 16, 2008, 02:31:15 AM
I couldn't help but laugh the irony!
QuoteI (being a man) know I can do it myself

I would keep shaving it off!Or cut the sides ALOT shorter!
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: GQjoey on October 16, 2008, 03:04:42 AM
I'm sorry but..........LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh man! This reminds me, of when I let my ex, cut my hair. "Oh yeah, I TOTALLY know how to cut hair" This EXACT same thing happened. Sorry bud, but your best bet is to buzz your entire head, unless you want a ring around your dome. Sucks, but, lesson learned. It looks good, besides that though :)
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: cindybc on October 16, 2008, 03:40:40 AM
A very small toupee and some crazy glue. (https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa191%2Fcynthiag932%2Fsmily.jpg&hash=0ff0ae9048fbde88a51acd2a17e3ac9a8dfba111)

Cindy deploys umbrella and says, OK, you may commence to throw the rotten veggies.

Cindy
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Andrew on October 16, 2008, 10:12:37 AM
A baseball cap couldn't hurt, could it? A nice fedora?
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: sneakersjay on October 16, 2008, 10:50:53 AM
Gauze and medical tape.  Make it look like an injury.   ;D

I did that to my son once.  Buzzed him, and a minute later saw a long strand sticking up.  The clippers didn't have the guard on, but I was only clipping that one hair, what's the harm??  Well he moved his head at the wrong moment and had a bald spot on the top of his head.


Jay
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Melissa on October 16, 2008, 10:57:34 AM
Definitely some good ideas here.  Another idea is to put one on the other side or make it into a design so it looks like it was done on purpose.  I think trimming the sides shorter is the best of the ideas though.
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: James on October 16, 2008, 03:05:51 PM
Except for the bald bit, it looks fantastic on you, but I'm suddenly glad I can't afford clippers, I'd probably be in the same fix! (grin) I "buzzed" mine with scissors... the haircut looks good, but I somehow managed to nick most of my fingers.
Why can't you just tell people you tried to cut it yourself and had a little mishap? Doing it yourself IS such a guy thing, and if you tell it with humor, maybe they'll laugh with you (instead of at you). I bet your not the only guy out of 3000 to do that.
At least it won't take long to grow back!
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: icontact on October 16, 2008, 05:44:31 PM
Quote from: sneakersjay on October 16, 2008, 10:50:53 AM
Gauze and medical tape.  Make it look like an injury.   ;D

Not a bad idea actually. Gluck man ahahahaa.
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Nicky on October 16, 2008, 06:06:37 PM
Yeah, I'm also for putting some medical tape on it and saying you got stiches or something.

Or you could just wear it with pride. I think a lot of guys will give you ->-bleeped-<- for it but they all know it could have just as easily been them.

You're a legend.
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Imadique on October 16, 2008, 06:47:37 PM
You could also say one of your friends had been watching Jackass and buzzed you ;)

Or maybe get some sort of tattoo there. I reckon shaving both sides off will look worse.
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Adam on October 16, 2008, 07:07:14 PM
LMAO!!!!

Three ideas:

1. Shave your whole head

2. Just shave the area under the accident

3. Super glue your hair back on  ;D
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Janet_Girl on October 16, 2008, 07:22:55 PM
Shave the sides, it will look like you're hip.
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Nero on October 16, 2008, 08:25:27 PM
bandannas are your friend.
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Camden on October 16, 2008, 08:38:22 PM
LMAO I've seen this done on accident so many times! I like the stitches story! That would be the best!!
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Christo on October 17, 2008, 01:21:11 AM
lmao :D :D :D its gonna grow back. gonna take years but its gonna grow back
>:-) :D
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: cindybc on October 17, 2008, 03:07:13 AM
Na, Seriously though, I knew a member here who use to wear a bandanna because of a problem with a scarcity of hair on top of here head.

Cindy
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: alexkidd on October 18, 2008, 07:59:04 PM
thanks for all your suggestions guys. While I  loved the idea of having some Medical tape on my head and faking a great injury (involving motorbike stunts or shark attacks  :D). I went with getting a barber to shave off the sides

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp327%2Falextehkidd%2Ffix2.jpg&hash=9aecb20e737b602a267f7b5fd7c64f6c6fc29d1e)

Now no-one can call me a square anymore, lol
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: JonasCarminis on October 18, 2008, 08:14:23 PM
lol i like the new cut.  looks pretty good!
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: icontact on October 18, 2008, 08:23:06 PM
Nice. I actually think it looks better now. Err. Short hair vs. shortER hair, disregarding the bald patch. :D
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Lachlann on October 18, 2008, 08:39:26 PM
Wow! I'd say it looks much better than the cut you were originally doing.

It looks great on you, very masculine. :)
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Aiden on October 18, 2008, 08:59:47 PM
LMAO!  Glad you got it fixed, but I have to brag.  I have cut my hair 4 times now and haven't managed to slip on that!  who ho!

Better luck next time by friend.
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Adam on October 19, 2008, 10:57:52 AM
lol great cut there
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: trapthavok on October 19, 2008, 12:01:20 PM
LOL Thank you for posting this. I love the "I (being a man) know I can do it myself" line, that SO sounds like something I would say.

If I'd shaved my hair though, it wouldn't have come out half as good as yours had, minus the bald spot bro, so kudos on the attempt anyway 
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Sephirah on October 19, 2008, 12:05:18 PM
Yep, it looks very nice... although you missed your opportunity to glue a black button on the spot and tell people that it was a port that had been unplugged because you'd woken up from within The Matrix, and are now your real self. ;)
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: cindybc on October 19, 2008, 02:48:36 PM
Na that's where I hide my Martian antenna array.

Cindy
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: James on October 19, 2008, 06:38:51 PM
I really like it too!
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: milliontoone on October 20, 2008, 02:43:38 AM
Looks cute now.  Great job initially but I actually really like it with the sides shaved.  It looks kind of punkish and hip.
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Jay on October 20, 2008, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: alexkidd on October 18, 2008, 07:59:04 PM
thanks for all your suggestions guys. While I  loved the idea of having some Medical tape on my head and faking a great injury (involving motorbike stunts or shark attacks  :D). I went with getting a barber to shave off the sides

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp327%2Falextehkidd%2Ffix2.jpg&hash=9aecb20e737b602a267f7b5fd7c64f6c6fc29d1e)

Now no-one can call me a square anymore, lol

Looks much better now!
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Christo on October 22, 2008, 01:21:50 AM
Thats cool bro :laugh: good job!  :icon_woowoo:
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: trapthavok on October 22, 2008, 07:11:20 PM
Didn't mention it before but I'm diggin the new do too :) It is SICK
Title: Re: The next Shear Genius - Gave myself a haircut
Post by: Melissa on October 23, 2008, 11:37:10 AM
Just to be completely honest, I think the original haircut bordered on looking almost lesbian (because of your eyes), but the new one with the shaved sides definitely looks male.  I would stay with that look if I were you.