Greetings! It is time for the first (and maybe only) annual virtual planning meeting for the ESMAG company. Since we are a virtual organization will will use the internet to organize and conduct meetings.
Today's Agenda:
1. Review job applicants. The company is a little top heavy on management applications, so we may have to hand down demotions to level everything out. Also, some of you have applied to multiple positions, pick one main one please.
2. Current financial situation of ESMAG from our CFO applicant Rebis.
2. Decide on a product to make/sell (open discussion). I propose to create a steering committee made up of blueflare (sarcasm), ell (ass assessor), ZaidaZadkiel (Procrastinator, confusion), Lisbeth (Dominatrix), and Jen (director of non-conformity). Report is due by the end of the week.
3. Break for cookies and ice cream. Some of you can have beer.
4. Dismiss.
The current list of job applicants are as follows:
Simone Louise - company creator
pica pica - company organizer
job nominees:
blueflare - sarcasm; tea maker
nero - barrista
kinkly - creative arts
shades o'grey - professional doorstop
Nicky - Underwear tester, paid speaker
mina.m->-bleeped-<-ie - underworld liason
Rebis - IT, CFO
tekla - bouncer, union organizer, Steering committee committee, slacker, board of directors
Leiandra - head acronymologist
Zythra - Company composer (Need company jingle ASAP!), parallel parking committee
Mr. Fox - screamer and other forms of unusual publicity, possible middle management candidate
ell - will work hard for food, ass assessor
noeleena - broom pusher
Bonbi - Director of Sarcasm and Criticism; might have to have a arm wrestle with blueflare for the sarcasm job
ZaidaZadkiel - Procrastinator, confusion, Steering committee committee, Director of directors
Lisbeth - Dominatrix
Jen - director of non-conformity
Open positions:
Department of redundancy deaprtment
Director of directions
Advisor for the Advisory Group on Advisory Groups
Planner for Committee on future planning sessions
Someone should be sure to bring the report report to the meeting, too.
wait... i'm the mascot! i don't make coffee. my face is just on the side of teh building and on all our products. ;D
I'll be too busy unionizing the Board of Directors to attend.
I forgot to mention that friday is Hawaiian shirt day :D
Board of Directors Edict #1.
No casual Fridays. From now on, its Formal Fridays. I want tuxes, tails, top hats, prom dresses, wedding dresses or at least that perfect LBD for the cocktail hour that follows working hours.
And nice lingerie too. Please.
I don't like cookies, ice cream... or beer. :-\
Um... not to be a pain or anything but... could I bring a packed lunch?
So, this is meeting is... hmm *thinks* it's a... Unified Network Initialising Queried, Unrealised Endeavours?
Beer, at cocktail hour? How prole.
Sure, but why bring a lunch, we have the best catered food brought in.
Quote from: tekla on February 04, 2009, 04:52:13 PM
And nice lingerie too. Please.[/i]
Who is checking it?? Maybe we need an official pantie checker >:-)
Z
Quote from: Zythyra on February 04, 2009, 08:53:53 PM
Quote from: tekla on February 04, 2009, 04:52:13 PM
And nice lingerie too. Please.[/i]
Who is checking it?? Maybe we need an official pantie checker >:-)
Z
Your already down for company composer (still waiting on the company jingle!) and parallel parking committee. Are you sure that the rigors of performing as official pantie checker will not interfere with your other duties? :D
Quote from: riven_one on February 04, 2009, 02:35:42 PM
2. Decide on a product to make/sell (open discussion).
Love?
I'm just not sure if we should make it, sell it, or do both at the same time.
Dear Y'all,
I would humbly like to submit my application for a position in the Think Tank.
I have had years of experience in thinking about tanks. Multiple streams such as: How they are shaped...What you can put in them...Wouldn't it be cool to drive around in one and blow stuff up...Maybe not.
I have also had experience in thinking about off-shoots of tanks...How jars are just very small tanks with a removable end...Getting tanked...What works best to get tanked...How often should one become tanked. I have performed extensive research upon the last subject and would be happy to expand in greater detail if need be.
Being part of ESMAG has been my deepest dream ever since I heard it was born.
Thank you for your consideration,
Laurry
P.S. Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please
P.P.S. Pretty Please...with a cherry on top?
I'll bring the pie! :D
internal memo for directors:
Push for have Happiness and Cookies as our main selling line.
I'll tell you how later, as soon as I get my mario kart duties done.
I may have to withdraw my application for Director of Sarcasm. I didn't pay my taxes and there is no gender check box on the application.
Quote from: riven_one on February 04, 2009, 09:13:38 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on February 04, 2009, 08:53:53 PM
Quote from: tekla on February 04, 2009, 04:52:13 PM
And nice lingerie too. Please.[/i]
Who is checking it?? Maybe we need an official pantie checker >:-)
Z
Your already down for company composer (still waiting on the company jingle!) and parallel parking committee. Are you sure that the rigors of performing as official pantie checker will not interfere with your other duties? :D
I thought it should be Tekla's position since sie suggested it ;)
Z
Quote from: Zythyra on February 05, 2009, 08:24:37 AM
Quote from: riven_one on February 04, 2009, 09:13:38 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on February 04, 2009, 08:53:53 PM
Quote from: tekla on February 04, 2009, 04:52:13 PM
And nice lingerie too. Please.[/i]
Who is checking it?? Maybe we need an official pantie checker >:-)
Z
Your already down for company composer (still waiting on the company jingle!) and parallel parking committee. Are you sure that the rigors of performing as official pantie checker will not interfere with your other duties? :D
I thought it should be Tekla's position since sie suggested it ;)
Z
Whoops :laugh:
I even did it once for a Lords of Acid concert, so I'm a professional panty checker.
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Quote from: tekla on February 05, 2009, 11:21:21 AM
I even did it once for a Lords of Acid concert, so I'm a professional panty checker.
Great, you have professional qualifications. I knew you were the right person for the job! :laugh:
Z
Yeah, me and the person I was doing it with looked at each other several times and said 'we're getting paid for this' - it was rather surreal.
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 05, 2009, 11:28:30 AM
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No sleeping during the board meeting.
The dog can stay, though :D
Every office needs a dog.
i wanna be your dog.
Quote from: Nero on February 04, 2009, 02:38:01 PM
wait... i'm the mascot! i don't make coffee. my face is just on the side of teh building and on all our products. ;D
You should be in charge of security. Building security and cybersecurity because we may be a target for many attacks. Most of which may be coming from the employees...
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Quote from: Jen on February 04, 2009, 09:23:32 PM
Quote from: riven_one on February 04, 2009, 02:35:42 PM
2. Decide on a product to make/sell (open discussion).
Love?
I'm just not sure if we should make it, sell it, or do both at the same time.
if we make it, we should at least try it out for R&D purposes and Quality Control.
Decide on a product to make/sell (open discussion).
We sell peace of mind and contentment, we are the sizzle not the steak, but what's steak without sizzle. Really? How much is it worth to be happy, really happy? Well, send us that amount and we'll get back to you on how you can make that happen for you.
my new novel is about a company who make people's dreams come true for exhorbitant fees.
their motto?
With enough ingenuity and cash, dreams can come true.
With enough ingenuity and cash, dreams can come true.
(smaller dreams available at reduced rates)
Quote from: tekla on February 05, 2009, 06:04:52 PM
With enough ingenuity and cash, dreams can come true.
(smaller dreams available at reduced rates)
company slogan? :D
absolutement
I figure that we can make a fortune making the dream stop when they find out they really don't want to live it.
i have a monkey wrench.
Quote from: aisha on February 05, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
i have a monkey wrench.
oh, going to throw it in are ya ?
Virginia has become even more estranged than she already was and wont go to meetings. But she's still taking prospective investors to expensive lunches on the Co. credit card
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 05, 2009, 06:42:57 PM
Virginia has become even more estranged than she already was and wont go to meetings. But she's still taking prospective investors to expensive lunches on the Co. credit card
don't be estranger.
Virginia was last seen with a client after dinner saying: "MMMMMM, I just love Sushi"
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 05, 2009, 06:55:24 PM
Virginia was last seen with a client after dinner saying: "MMMMMM, I just love Sushi"
and then there was a fish reference in the thread :D
Now we need someone to say something about bacon.
*ahem*
Something About Bacon
My work here is finished.
mmm juicy bacon. :icon_dribble:
Bacon and sushi....MMMMM now your talkin'!!!
Quote from: riven_one on February 05, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Now we need someone to say something about bacon.
I'm chairperson of the kosher department... no bacon to be found in that section of the building darlings :D
Z
Quote from: Zythyra on February 05, 2009, 10:47:05 PM
I'm chairperson of the kosher department... no bacon to be found in that section of the building darlings :D
Z
If any bacon is found in that section, there will be
SPANKINGS. :police:
...i don't have a job here... :icon_tears:
Ohhhhhh give me a spanking!!!! While I chomp on some BACON Ohhhhh, Ba-con and sushi!!!! No bigot's gonna tell me what to eat :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 05, 2009, 11:08:15 PM
Ohhhhhh give me a spanking!!!! While I chomp on some BACON Ohhhhh, Ba-con and sushi!!!! No bigot's gonna tell me what to eat :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
My goodness! Do we have a department for sado-masochism? Seems like we should... *sends memo*
Send it to the "Bacon eating Goddess"
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 05, 2009, 11:12:46 PM
Send it to the "Bacon eating Goddess"
Oh I will. I'll send it to everyone who has ever so much as looked at ESMAG. Twice. And then I'll go around and ask everyone if they got it and hand them a paper copy.
Don't forget, I put the Co. together with Riven one. But then I left and there was a hostile take over. But I'm still entertaining investors at lunch and dinner on the Co. credit card :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 05, 2009, 11:24:49 PM
Don't forget, I put the Co. together with Riven one. But then I left and there was a hostile take over. But I'm still entertaining investors at lunch and dinner on the Co. credit card :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
riven_one cancels your company card :D
Sorry, but you can't. Because I created and still own it. And I'm going shopping tomorrow. With a a client of coarse. Not that you weren't a good secretary....
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 05, 2009, 06:42:57 PM
Virginia has become even more estranged than she already was and wont go to meetings. But she's still taking prospective investors to expensive lunches on the Co. credit card
and returning with disheveled hair.
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Quote from: Jaimey on February 05, 2009, 11:09:19 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 05, 2009, 11:08:15 PM
Ohhhhhh give me a spanking!!!! While I chomp on some BACON Ohhhhh, Ba-con and sushi!!!! No bigot's gonna tell me what to eat :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
My goodness! Do we have a department for sado-masochism? Seems like we should... *sends memo*
The Department of Sado-Masochism is alternately known as "The Payroll Department".
The Department of Sado-Masochism is alternately known as "The Payroll Department".
I worked for that company once, I swear their motto was "If we got your check right its an accident, if you can get us to fix it, its a miracle"
At this point, we all could use a miracle.
Revd Pica from the Dept of Miracles, how can I help you child?
Revd Pica from the Dept of Miracles, how can I help you child?
It's creepy that you are good at that.
I think we need to outsource some of the departments >:-)
Z
Quote from: Zythyra on February 06, 2009, 06:18:21 PM
I think we need to outsource some of the departments >:-)
Z
It is better to start a sentence with "I think" rather than "I don't think". Want some beacon? Fish? A fruit smoothie?
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:25:03 PM
Want some beacon? Fish? A fruit smoothie?
No bacon in my fish smoothie please :P
Quote from: Zythyra on February 06, 2009, 06:27:31 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:25:03 PM
Want some beacon? Fish? A fruit smoothie?
No bacon in my fish smoothie please :P
One fish and fruit smoothie pleasure coming up!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I thought we outsourced the outsourcing department.
Quote from: tekla on February 06, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
I thought we outsourced the outsourcing department.
We did. but then someone outsourced the outsourced outsourcing Dept. Now we'll have to outsource the outsourced outsourcing dept. again
no, we outsourced the sore snout department...turned out the pigs couldn't care less.
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:30:22 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on February 06, 2009, 06:27:31 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:25:03 PM
Want some beacon? Fish? A fruit smoothie?
No bacon in my fish smoothie please :P
One fish and fruit smoothie pleasure coming up!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
A round of fish and fruit smoothies for everyone! ;D
hmmmm, where did everyone go?? Why am I still working late on a Friday evening?? ???
Z
i've spent most f today wandering around Sam Johnson's house and watching musicals on dvd back to back. On the west side story interval now
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 06, 2009, 06:43:56 PM
i've spent most f today wandering around Sam Johnson's house and watching musicals on dvd back to back. On the west side story interval now
Oh, so you need a fish and fruit smoothie! Beacon with that?
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:41:49 PM
Quote from: tekla on February 06, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
I thought we outsourced the outsourcing department.
We did. but then someone outsourced the outsourced outsourcing Dept. Now we'll have to outsource the outsourced outsourcing dept. again
I thought we outsourced the insourcing department?
i've spent most f today wandering around Sam Johnson's house
I guess its a good thing he's dead then, otherwise he'd be pissed.
he wouldn't be chuffed, specially if i had my sardine and strawberry smoothie
Quote from: riven_one on February 06, 2009, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:41:49 PM
Quote from: tekla on February 06, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
I thought we outsourced the outsourcing department.
We did. but then someone outsourced the outsourced outsourcing Dept. Now we'll have to outsource the outsourced outsourcing dept. again
I thought we outsourced the insourcing department?
We did. But then we received a large shipment of sour gummi fish
You signed for them
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 07:03:47 PM
Quote from: riven_one on February 06, 2009, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:41:49 PM
Quote from: tekla on February 06, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
I thought we outsourced the outsourcing department.
We did. but then someone outsourced the outsourced outsourcing Dept. Now we'll have to outsource the outsourced outsourcing dept. again
I thought we outsourced the insourcing department?
We did. But then we received a large shipment of sour gummi fish
You signed for them
fish again....... :D
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 06, 2009, 06:43:56 PM
i've spent most f today wandering around Sam Johnson's house and watching musicals on dvd back to back. On the west side story interval now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That one makes me cry. :'(
AS the director of directors and procastinations, I've been hard at work.
Herein, I suggest we direct our attention to the direct outside sourcing of outsourcing sources of outsiders and other permutations.
And don't forget your fish.
Quote from: Zythyra on February 06, 2009, 06:42:23 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:30:22 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on February 06, 2009, 06:27:31 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:25:03 PM
Want some beacon? Fish? A fruit smoothie?
No bacon in my fish smoothie please :P
One fish and fruit smoothie pleasure coming up!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
A round of fish and fruit smoothies for everyone! ;D
hmmmm, where did everyone go?? Why am I still working late on a Friday evening?? ???
Z
That's what I was wondering--with all your talk of kashrut. You could've been at our congregation celebrating Tu b'Shevat, eating fruit and nuts and drinking white and red wine and singing--we would have made good use of your musical talents. No smoothies though.
Gut shabbos to all,
S
Quote from: Simone Louise on February 07, 2009, 01:13:19 PM
That's what I was wondering--with all your talk of kashrut. You could've been at our congregation celebrating Tu b'Shevat, eating fruit and nuts and drinking white and red wine and singing--we would have made good use of your musical talents. No smoothies though.
Gut shabbos to all,
S
Sorry I missed it!
Z
oy vey
Quote from: Simone Louise on February 07, 2009, 01:13:19 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on February 06, 2009, 06:42:23 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:30:22 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on February 06, 2009, 06:27:31 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 06, 2009, 06:25:03 PM
Want some beacon? Fish? A fruit smoothie?
No bacon in my fish smoothie please :P
One fish and fruit smoothie pleasure coming up!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
A round of fish and fruit smoothies for everyone! ;D
hmmmm, where did everyone go?? Why am I still working late on a Friday evening?? ???
Z
That's what I was wondering--with all your talk of kashrut. You could've been at our congregation celebrating Tu b'Shevat, eating fruit and nuts and drinking white and red wine and singing--we would have made good use of your musical talents. No smoothies though.
Gut shabbos to all,
S
I think a gefilte fish smoothie would have been appropriate, eh?
Quote from: riven_one on February 07, 2009, 08:44:07 PM
Quote from: Massive Quote Box on February 07, 2009, 01:13:19 PMQUOTES!!!
I think a gefilte fish smoothie would have been appropriate, eh?
I think it'd be more fun if it was inappropriate.
(This post was only meant to point out there was too many quotes inside quotes. Please, think of the children.
This reply was paid for, in cash, by the assosiation of "We don't think of the children.")
Quote from: riven_one on February 07, 2009, 08:44:07 PM
I think a gefilte fish smoothie would have been appropriate, eh?
I think I'd prefer lox (it goes so well with cream cheese) with tomatoes as the fruit, and onions maybe, in frozen yogurt. Sweet and salty, it might be OK. Just don't put it in a styrofoam cup, please.
S
Quote from: Simone Louise on February 07, 2009, 09:14:13 PM
Quote from: riven_one on February 07, 2009, 08:44:07 PM
I think a gefilte fish smoothie would have been appropriate, eh?
I think I'd prefer lox (it goes so well with cream cheese) with tomatoes as the fruit, and onions maybe, in frozen yogurt. Sweet and salty, it might be OK. Just don't put it in a styrofoam cup, please.
S
I think we should open a smoothie stand on the street in front of our headquarters, proceeds could help fund the bailout... try our specialty of the house, a nice bagel and lox smoothie... 32 flavors; gefilte fish, chopped liver or chicken soup smoothies... what's not to like! :P
Z
Quote from: Zythyra on February 07, 2009, 09:20:03 PM
Quote from: Simone Louise on February 07, 2009, 09:14:13 PM
Quote from: riven_one on February 07, 2009, 08:44:07 PM
I think a gefilte fish smoothie would have been appropriate, eh?
I think I'd prefer lox (it goes so well with cream cheese) with tomatoes as the fruit, and onions maybe, in frozen yogurt. Sweet and salty, it might be OK. Just don't put it in a styrofoam cup, please.
S
I think we should open a smoothie stand on the street in front of our headquarters, proceeds could help fund the bailout... try our specialty of the house, a nice bagel and lox smoothie... 32 flavors; gefilte fish, chopped liver or chicken soup smoothies... what's not to like! :P
Z
I think we need to also carry bacon milkshakes, and you can't forget about the ever popular tilapia ice cream with hush puppy nuggets.
Quote from: riven_one on February 07, 2009, 10:12:23 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on February 07, 2009, 09:20:03 PM
I think we should open a smoothie stand on the street in front of our headquarters, proceeds could help fund the bailout... try our specialty of the house, a nice bagel and lox smoothie... 32 flavors; gefilte fish, chopped liver or chicken soup smoothies... what's not to like! :P
Z
I think we need to also carry bacon milkshakes, and you can't forget about the ever popular tilapia ice cream with hush puppy nuggets.
OK, maybe we better expand to 64 flavors.... :laugh:
Z
I just have made this:
(warning: high eye-breaking contrast)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Zadkiel/Bubujo.png (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Zadkiel/Bubujo.png)
Quote from: Zythyra on February 07, 2009, 10:20:48 PM
Quote from: riven_one on February 07, 2009, 10:12:23 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on February 07, 2009, 09:20:03 PM
I think we should open a smoothie stand on the street in front of our headquarters, proceeds could help fund the bailout... try our specialty of the house, a nice bagel and lox smoothie... 32 flavors; gefilte fish, chopped liver or chicken soup smoothies... what's not to like! :P
Z
I think we need to also carry bacon milkshakes, and you can't forget about the ever popular tilapia ice cream with hush puppy nuggets.
OK, maybe we better expand to 64 flavors.... :laugh:
Z
True, the smoothie stand in the lobby hasn't been getting enough action for some reason. We should put one out front so everyone can get a taste of some true gourmet smoothies. The steak and potato with red snapper, broccoli and beacon is one of my fav.s :laugh:
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Quote from: ZaidaZadkiel on February 08, 2009, 12:28:23 AM
I just have made this:
(warning: high eye-breaking contrast)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Zadkiel/Bubujo.png (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Zadkiel/Bubujo.png)
Excellent, now do that with
ESMAG written in big letters across it :laugh:
I'm having the Avocado, Anchovie and Jalapeño Smoothie myself. Yumm-O, now that's good eatin'.
Ugh. Imagining all those horrible flavors could make one ill. :eusa_sick:
I recently heard a song that was five minutes of fish puns. That's it. Just fish puns. It was hilarious.
Quote from: riven_one on February 07, 2009, 10:12:23 PM
hush puppy nuggets.
Last night I dared to try Denny's pancake puppies. No puppies were harmed in the making of the pancake puppies. But one kitten was lost to the woodchipper (stephen colbert anyone?).
I assume the Goat Cheese, Whiskey and Brussels Sprouts Smoothie with the Smoked Salmon garnish isn't you thing either?
Quote from: tekla on February 08, 2009, 10:26:56 AM
I'm having the Avocado, Anchovie and Jalapeño Smoothie myself. Yumm-O, now that's good eatin'.
that actually sounds nice
For Pica - Chocolate Cake, Chile Power and Chittlens Smoothie.
Rachel Ray hates me.
sweet jesus. gross.
:o I know! We should use this thread to create the newest diet craze! Every time the dieter feels hungry, they just read through our list of shakes and they won't be hungry anymore! It's genius! And we'll be rich!
That's a great idea, we can sell the ESMAG DIET BOOK.
Also, I just did this. (warning: CONTRAST!)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Zadkiel/BUBUJO2.png (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Zadkiel/BUBUJO2.png)
now if the contrast there won't put 'em off their dinner.
Quote from: ZaidaZadkiel on February 08, 2009, 04:40:16 PM
That's a great idea, we can sell the ESMAG DIET BOOK.
Also, I just did this. (warning: CONTRAST!)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Zadkiel/BUBUJO2.png (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Zadkiel/BUBUJO2.png)
Good lord, thats loud.
Who is going to organize the printing of the team t-shirts?
Quote from: Jaimey on February 08, 2009, 03:30:17 PM
I recently heard a song that was five minutes of fish puns. That's it. Just fish puns. It was hilarious.
link? who sang it? Z must know and add it to zir repertoire! ;D
Quote from: tekla on February 08, 2009, 03:35:12 PM
I assume the Goat Cheese, Whiskey and Brussels Sprouts Smoothie with the Smoked Salmon garnish isn't you thing either?
Tekla dear, I think you're getting a promotion to the smoothie flavor development team ;)
Z
Oh Z, I have a vegan one for you, a Wasabi, Wood Chips and Wheat Germ garnished with Sea Salt and aquarium gravel.
Quote from: tekla on February 08, 2009, 06:28:10 PM
Oh Z, I have a vegan one for you, a Wasabi, Wood Chips and Wheat Germ garnished with Sea Salt and aquarium gravel.
Mmmmm, 'cept could you hold the aquarium gravel, and maybe add a little tofu froth on the side :P
my god, we really are weird ;)
Z
No, the gravel is for roughage. It will help you digest the Wasabi.
Quote from: Zythyra on February 08, 2009, 06:22:50 PM
Quote from: Jaimey on February 08, 2009, 03:30:17 PM
I recently heard a song that was five minutes of fish puns. That's it. Just fish puns. It was hilarious.
link? who sang it? Z must know and add it to zir repertoire! ;D
How do you put in a video? Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI#noexternalembed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI#noexternalembed)
It's called Wet Dream by Kip Addotta.
Quote from: ZaidaZadkiel on February 08, 2009, 04:40:16 PM
Also, I just did this. (warning: CONTRAST!)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Zadkiel/BUBUJO2.png (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Zadkiel/BUBUJO2.png)
We take care of your hunger and may quite possibly cause seizures!
Quote from: Jaimey on February 08, 2009, 09:04:38 PM
How do you put in a video? Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI#noexternalembed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI#noexternalembed)
It's called Wet Dream by Kip Addotta.
Oy, hard of
herring ... groan, for the
halibut .... hehe
This might just be required watching for the fish threads ;D
Z
Forget the cods, he's going to need a sturgeon...
So awesome. :D I was actually thinking about putting it in the fish thread...heh.
That's one crazy video :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Def. ESMAG material