(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's
okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to
add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever')
(8 ) Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
why must women say one thing, yet mean another
you sillies.
Because we are evil >:-)
:icon_twisted: :icon_boxing: :icon_censored: :icon_chainsaw: :icon_headache: :icon_poke: :icon_punch: :icon_zombie: :icon_blahblah: :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_invision:
Guilty - had my BF read them just to be sure there would be no future confusion :)
-={LR}=-
I'm guilty of it all...<<
LOL... *Guilty* :icon_redface: ... :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Yep... thats me LoL
I must be dificient, I don't use any of them :'(
It's not what is said, it's the whole tone/body language/eyes/scary face part of it.
I've been on both sides of this equation and I kind of like being able to communicate with short direct words.
And the guys still don't get it...
*sigh*
-Sandy
These are really good. :laugh:
This disturbs me on how acurate this actually is...
Quote from: Janet Lynn on July 29, 2010, 09:25:34 PM
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's
okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to
add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever')
(8 ) Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Omg i do all that, but dont even realize it.... O.O.... scary...
Post Merge: August 06, 2010, 11:19:45 AM
Quote from: Elijah on July 29, 2010, 09:36:44 PM
why must women say one thing, yet mean another
you sillies.
Cuz its a test for men, ingrained in our brains to choose the best mate, cultivated over time and evolution, to be the ultimate method of determining if someone is right for you. One that picks up on it will be found worthy! but fail be cast into the hell where you will be nagged alive.
Quote from: Janet Lynn on July 29, 2010, 09:25:34 PM
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's
okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to
add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever')
(8 ) Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
If any of my friends saw this they would realize that I did this EVERY day even while I was in denial XD It makes more sense now though XD
Quote from: Samantha_Peterson on August 06, 2010, 11:40:48 AM
If any of my friends saw this they would realize that I did this EVERY day even while I was in denial XD It makes more sense now though XD
i cant control myself they just happen as if hard wired.... O.O you dont realize it till you read it and go.... damn i do that stuff all the time.... why?
Lol my sister has said all of that, im amused <3
Yes... we ARE evil .... be afraid... be very VERY afraid! >:-)
I loved that, it's funny because I've both been a victim of it, AND done it.. haha.
You girls can say whatever you want to say, just quit expecting us guys to know that you mean something entirely unrelated to what you're actually saying.
We're not mind-readers you know! Not most of us anyway.
If you want us to know what you mean, say what you mean.
Getting mad at us for failing to know what you mean when you don't say what you mean just means you're being unreasonable, not us.
Now excuse me while I run for my life. !
Thank you for posting. It's soooo amazingly true.
The only relationship I ever had with a woman (long pre-transition but out to her as trans), we went through all these nine statements after tons of misunderstandings and she had to explain their meaning to me. Then she was like: "You really even think like a guy!!!" And I said: "Er, maybe, yes..." and ask her if she would object if I ever transition. Well she told me I definitely have a male brain, but she would leave me if I ever became a guy as she's into butch lesbians, but as a lesbian, male bodies don't work for her.
Worst thing about these nine statements, though, is I tended to use some of this stuff myself. But I think it's less "female brain" communication as such, but more "indirect language used by people who have less power and therefore cannot force anything upon powerful people and therefore need to leave a door open in case the powerful partner does not agree". My ex MTF is quite direct as well which I found awesome. Mediterranean matrones are often direct, too. And BDSM females tend to be more direct as well as if you are into that kind of stuff, you have to communicate your wishes and no-gos directly to avoid big trouble or at least awful sessions no matter if you're top or bottom.
Well, I thought it was obvious what those phrases actually mean...
Some guys are more oblivious then I thought, I guess.
I just realized that obvious and oblivious are very close to one another...
Quote from: Heartwood on August 07, 2010, 06:59:26 PM
Well, I thought it was obvious what those phrases actually mean...
Some guys are more oblivious then I thought, I guess.
I just realized that obvious and oblivious are very close to one another...
Not oblivious... clueless comes closer to it, unless guys don't care what women feel and think. The older the guys are, the higher the probability is that they have figured out the "female code".
The meaning is not obvious.
The dictionary definition of nothing is "nothing" not "everything" or "that thing you did yesterday and I didn't call you on because I think you should have known before-hand that I would be frustrated with you for it and so I'm waiting for you to apologize for it" (or something to that effect).
Thus, the obvious meaning of "nothing" is not the latter.
Quote from: Janet Lynn on July 29, 2010, 09:25:34 PM(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It
This is also one of the most manipulative statements somoene can use.
My dad uses this a lot when he's looking for any reason to hit someone... ya learn pretty quickly to just shut up.
Heh sometimes I don't get women. Speak what you mean and ya be ok :p
Quote from: Raven on August 16, 2010, 07:30:24 PM
Heh sometimes I don't get women. Speak what you mean and ya be ok :p
Whatever~
Whoa i meant it in a nice way...sorry
Don't worry, it's NOTHING ..... lol
I use "Fine" and leave it at that.
If it is bad, it is followed with "Whatever".
Lol confuse the goose? Heh I'm out numbered here a little help guys? Thanks but no thanks I just endured hell all night and most of the day today so I'm good. But yea I'm not going to take any of this seriously no reason to.
god I hate codes there confusing but meh I'm outta here before anything happens see ya have a good night ladies.
I know its just a joke but its so true that it triggered my dysphoria because I may have done these things :/ Idk.
Don't feel bad man I think I might have as well.
It's not just women that do these things.
That is, say single words in passive aggressive manner that do not convey their meaning and expect the other person to know what they are thinking and feeling without them needing to take responsibility for expressing their thoughts and feelings in a clear manner.
To be honest, if someone says "whatever" or "fine" instead of explaining themselves, I truly don't believe they care whether the other person knows what they really feel or mean, that they're more interested in being angry than being understood.
Quote from: Janet Lynn on July 29, 2010, 09:25:34 PM
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's
okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to
add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever')
(8 ) Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Ummm - ok... Judged by this yardstick I am just SOOOOO not a woman a lot of the time. :laugh: Alison is though! ::) Whereas mostly I say what I mean and I mean what I say cos usually it's easier that way!