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Title: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: melissa42013 on January 14, 2011, 09:12:35 PM
Today an idea for a T-Shirt popped into my head and I thought I'd share it and see if you' all had any ideas to share as well.

:) "I got tired of borrowing my wife's pussy, so I got my own."  :)

I actually laughed out loud at work when it popped into my head. Kind of hard to share it there though.

-M


Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Colleen Ireland on January 14, 2011, 09:30:16 PM
How about "TransTastic!"

or... "Is she or isn't she?  Only her surgeon knows for sure..."

or... "Maybe she's born with it.  Maybe it's Maybelline" (okay, I couldn't figure out a good takeoff on that one.  Maybe someone else will do better).

I saw a lot of really GREAT T-shirts at last year's Pride festivities.  My favorite one was:

"Let's get one thing straight.  I'm not."

I am DEFINITELY going to this year's Pride, and this time, I'll be Myself.  Last year I wasn't even out to myself yet.
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: n00bsWithBoobs on January 14, 2011, 10:58:49 PM
Here's some:

"It takes balls to really become a woman."
"I wear my ovaries on the outside."
"The clitoris reduction surgery was a success!"
"From Football Captain to Homecoming Queen"
"Cinderfella"
"I went to Thailand and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (oh, and a new vagina)"
"Honk if you love ->-bleeped-<-s!"
"Walked a mile in her shoes and decided to go the whole nine yards"

And this one actually exists:
http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/questionable-content-lgbterrific-t-shirt (http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/questionable-content-lgbterrific-t-shirt)
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Cruelladeville on January 15, 2011, 11:49:20 AM
My favorite from here...

http://www.blackhumor.net/photos/funny-t-shirt-photos-%E2%80%93-set-4-16-photos/ (http://www.blackhumor.net/photos/funny-t-shirt-photos-%E2%80%93-set-4-16-photos/)

'I see that you've already met the twins'

(Some thoughts assuming yer recently post-op)

New Beaver
(running in)

Once had a dick
Now one hell of a vagina wiser!




Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Miniar on January 15, 2011, 12:02:54 PM
A friend of mine has the best one ever...

It says; "Warning; Contains Trans Fats"

I want one.
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Janet_Girl on January 15, 2011, 01:41:49 PM
The best I have seen shows the transformers symbol and it say Trans sexual, on the front.  The back says More than meets the eye.
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: E on January 15, 2011, 02:00:09 PM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on January 15, 2011, 01:41:49 PM
The best I have seen shows the transformers symbol and it say Trans sexual, on the front.  The back says More than meets the eye.
Robots in disguise?


I'd want one with the X-Men logo, and an "E" scrawled in before the "X".
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Rock_chick on January 15, 2011, 06:31:58 PM
I might make myself one with the words "Alternative Girl" on it
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: LordKAT on January 16, 2011, 05:10:50 AM
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blackhumor.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F09%2Fblackhumor_set04-Funny_T_Shirts_Slogans_2.jpg&hash=eb3814e9d7d5033f56a3758a81c1d48d35fb8de5)

anyone see these shirts as meaning opposite things besides me? I mean, how can sex make the lord cry if "go forth and multiply" doesn't mean math?

Ok bad humor. How about.... Mikey will try it, he likes everything. It might work for a gay FTM if you remember life cereal ads.


Going now.
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: melissa42013 on January 16, 2011, 10:27:47 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on January 16, 2011, 05:10:50 AM
anyone see these shirts as meaning opposite things besides me? I mean, how can sex make the lord cry if "go forth and multiply" doesn't mean math?

I totally thought the same thing as you. They are so over the top I thought they were making fun of the radicals. I'd actually wear the "Dancing Leads to Sex" t-shirt out just for fun, but with a different motive.....

How about this T-Shirt:    "Got Spiro?"
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: tekla on January 16, 2011, 11:42:21 AM
Dancing only makes god cry when fat white people like those two do it.
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: melissa42013 on January 17, 2011, 11:13:44 AM
And now these new ideas......
Assembled in Thailand from parts made in the USA
and
I AM the other woman.
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Kim 526 on January 30, 2011, 03:21:38 PM
T-Shirt or License Plate:

TRN6XL

K
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Sarah_aus on January 30, 2011, 10:24:32 PM
This site has a few good tees
http://www.cafepress.com/dyketees/1457 (http://www.cafepress.com/dyketees/1457)

Check boxes
Male
female
other

darwinian evolution drawing in rainbow (finishes with a woman) have seen it somewhere once

Caution: may contain traces of nuts ( Iknow bad taste right but I have actually seen this)

Yes as a matter of fact I AM in the right bathroom



Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: xxUltraModLadyxx on April 05, 2011, 07:31:46 PM
something like this: "yes, i'm a woman, but it takes more balls for me to be that instead of a man."
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: V M on April 05, 2011, 08:09:37 PM
I Am Who I Am :laugh:

Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: JessicaH on April 05, 2011, 09:24:05 PM
"I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Now I'm justa Lesbian..."

Women: Couldnt beat them so  I joined them...
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Joelene9 on April 05, 2011, 09:59:52 PM
58 years on T, t'was no worky.
On E, everything worky.

  There are plenty of older fellas with BPH wanting that "Got Spiro?" t-shirt though!
  Joelene
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: xxUltraModLadyxx on April 05, 2011, 11:32:16 PM
"as a woman, it's all about the fashion, but i'm just not into the vulva trend."
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: JessicaH on April 06, 2011, 09:09:35 AM
"female inside" with Intel logo... 

"XY-1>=XX" (male minus one is greater than or equal to female)
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Kaisa on April 06, 2011, 10:39:56 AM
XY-1 = XX makes it look that men are more (and thus better) than women, wouldn't it be better to have XY = XX-1 seen the fact that most of us here are still lacking something from being, physicaly, all women.
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: JessicaH on April 06, 2011, 11:03:39 AM
The XY-1 is a play between genetics and math and the minus 1 stands for (missing part).
(male minus one is greater than or equal to female) male minus one being TS.
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: nickikim on April 06, 2011, 05:12:22 PM
Mine says "Not just one of those girls"
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: JessicaH on April 12, 2011, 09:16:07 AM
"ctrl alt gender-shift"
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Vicky on April 12, 2011, 04:41:08 PM
     

                                                                        I'm out, but I want to be In.
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Padma on April 12, 2011, 05:08:07 PM
I'm a Cliterature Major

I don't believe in homeopathy, but I'll take a decoction

;D
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: Joelene9 on April 13, 2011, 03:38:55 AM
  I underwent an inversion conversion.
  Joelene.
Title: Re: TS T-Shirt Ideas
Post by: JessicaH on April 13, 2011, 06:10:34 AM
Im not a transsexual, I just want to be a girl!