Arrrrrrr, it's true, mateys! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

[ pirate voice]ARRrr///*cough cough*///...rrrkk...[ /voice]

I can't get my voice that deep! When I try to pirate-speak, I don't sound intimidating!

Maybe I'll just wear an eye-patch...

Everyday is pirate day for me, I find at least 10 minutes a day to talk like a pirate and listen to some Alestorm.