I've tried following Susan's how to, along with a couple of other sites, but just can't seem to do it right.

Where exactly do the testes go If I put them between my legs , they bother and/or hurt when I walk or try to sit, If I try to put them up, I'm left with two 'mounds' that don't hide under anything.

I don't seen to have a problem with the penis but these darn testes are killing me.

Here is what I did

I had two pair of size 5 briefs at the knees, ready to pull up, tape cut and handy. I proceded to pull all excess skin from the scrotum and wrapped the skin arround the penis and taped, tried to push my testes up, (the only way to describe it is, they went under my skin right beside the base of the penis) then tucked the penis/skin taping between my legs and pulled up the panties....

and....

it looked like I had boobs in my crotch area. I also tried this using size A control top pantyhose as described, again same results.

I've heard of there being 'holes' where the testes can push up into, but I'll be damned if I can find them. Is it because I have very little bodyfat, 5'9", 143 lbs or

I can't afford (and don't know if I want to/am ready yet for) surgery, but swear to god, sometimes just want to grab the butcher knife and chop the darn things off .

Please help me figure out what I'm doing wrong 

Youve almost got the right idea... the thing is the testies before HRT are kinda large, you push them up into those socket areas like you have,  with alittle work you might be able to get them further up...  Instead of wrapping the scrotal tissue around your *ahem* try pulling it all the way back and kinda clenching it, then pulling your *ahem* back over top the scrotal tissue and then pull up what ever your using to keep things in place....

As far as those mounds go, over time they will shrink as the body heat will start to kill off and reduce the size of the testicals... once you start HRT they can get to the point of being small slightly shrivvled grapes.. <just alittle bigger than a rasin>

Hope that helps...  Good luck

So I am doing it right then, because I looked nothing like the pics in the how to, I thought I was doing it wrong. Although
I have been doing this for a bit over a year, I'm still a newbie.

OK, silly question, what is HRT? Some kind of pill?

Also you state that heat will shrivel them up, about how long will that take, I only 'dress' once or twice a week as time permits.


Kathy/Karen/Keri?

I'm not sure outfit your wearing have consider firm support body briefers, shapeware, or girdle. For me they kept things tuck in. Just make sure they support the lower abdomen and have a very strong panel.

Hormone Replacement Therapy

Anna

Sorry first post, apologies if I screw this up....LynnER, are you saying that the more you tuck, your testes will shrink?

HRT will shrink them by about 50%, but it is possible to get them to go back into the inguinal canal, the same way they do when they are cold.  I wear a G-string/thong about 4 sizes too small under a pair of panties, and it works okay now.  Practice will do it, the same way Sumo wrestlers learn to retract theirs before a bout.

Karen.

I perform drag in my state and I know exactly what you are talking about. Iv'e only noticed that girls NOT on hormones have this problem as mentioned above their balls have not shrunk.

We call this the MOOSE KNUCKLE. Because well, the balls pushed up make these big swollen mounds where it should be smooth in a genetic woman. (almost like 2 knuckles)

I'd say give it time and let those hormones work if you are taking any, and try a gaff if you aren't taking hormones or want quick results.. Be warned the gaff is not the most comfortable contraption.

I personally don't tuck with anything except my panty or thong, but it is still incredibly hard to wear long jeans without SRS or using tape..
I stick to shorts LOL

The reason I asked the question is that after a couple of years of very frequent tucking, I think my testes are shrinking.   Of course I could just be getting good at it or be crazy.

Great advice. Thanks girls.

Thanks for this thread... as a newbie i am pleased to report that after two weeks, tucking is much easier, and i stay tucked routinely now no matter what i'm wearing, simply because it feels better.  I sit, stand, walk and even drive stick better... think heel-toe double clutching.

Even found that i'm slightly knock-kneed

Last night i slept tucked.  I worry about circulation though, posted something on the forum, was referred to the wiki which didn't answer the question.

Anybody on long term, 24/7 tucking... good, risky, bad, indifferent?

Cheers,
Karla

I have tucked the past 6 months nearly 24/7, however I do take it off for night, so that the skin gets a bit air and can breath. The junk doesn't bother me as long as I'm able to sleep and I have extremely good gift to sleeping 

I could really swear that tucking constantly decreased sex drive significantly.

the thought of pushing my things back in me is like the thought
of scraping fingers on a black board...

I tried once when i started HRT it was well not pleasant
... after HRT is it really as uncomfortable as when i was pre HRT?

i mean my style for years has just been to pull it back and wear tight tight panties...

how far up do they get pushed? UGGGH im already getting the butterflies thinking
of it...

Christine,

So far i have learned that there is no one way. What works for you, is the right way. As a newbie i have looked at what others did, and found my own way. 

Whatever gives us
camel toe instead of 'moose knuckle' must be correct.

I have read that there are medical risks involved with tucking 24/7.  Depending on the placement of the penis, you could be exposing it to additional bacteria, and potential UTIs.  And testicles are not designed to remain up in the inguinal canal.  It increases your risk of testicular cancer.

I know the butcher knife thought. They are a problem, for sure. Since I love to wear tight womens pants it's important to have a nice smooth crotch. Luckly mine are now small & hopefully getting even smaller. I just tuck the little things all the way back & wear tight panties & or a girdle sometimes. My little p is so small it just goes away almost. It works for me, no knife please.