So IRL I have one rook piercing (a cartilage piercing) in my left ear. I dreamed that I got my right rook pierced, except the jewelry was a different gauge than the left one, so I had to stretch the left one so that they matched. Now that I'm awake, I still kind of want to stretch the left one.

Quote from: Padma on September 02, 2012, 02:05:49 AM(do you have regular dream venues? I have loads...)

I do, but I don't think any of them are real-life places. And I don't know what any of them are. I just know in the dream that I've been there before.

I've got a whole range of (fictional) venues that I keep visiting in dreams. The Russian city (seen from the top deck of a red London bus), the Russian train station in the middle of nowhere, the rural boarding school (that one crops up a lot), the international food market (where I never get to stop to eat)...

Oh, and I used to dream regularly of a school with a swimming pool in the basement that had a benign killer whale in it, who would give me sage and sardonic advice .

I also have (and goodness knows why there's no escape, even in sleep) whole dreams that are just a setup for a pun. Early this morning, for example, I dreamt I was fighting (in a Jane Bondesque manner) a terrorist organisation whose aim was to stop all MTF gender transitions - they were blowing up hospitals, firebombing surgeons... the thing is, I can't tell you directly what they were called here without breaking the ToS - let's just say that in the UK there's an organisation that interferes with fox hunting who are called The Hunt Saboteurs, and I'll leave you with the task (should you choose to accept it) of substituting a letter until... well, you'll see. Sorry.

My mind is warped, even in sleep.

*****

That one is right up there with The Artichoke Dream, in which I and a friend were eating artichokes - my friend had never had one before, and said to me "How do you start this thing?" and I quipped "You pull the choke out..."* and she replied "That's a hearty joke..."

Sometimes I wake up shaking my head.

*Note: this may be meaningless to younglings, who have never seen a car without an automatic choke. Look it up. My age showeth.

I dreamt I was a model with two faces and each loved the other...it was a very strange and complex dream with many levels (oooohoooo) and it involved a lot of random people. I woke up thinking, wtf.

I dreamt I was in an abandoned swamp (though "abandoned" is an odd descriptor for wetland) and I was climbing thought a maze of a treefort someone had built. There were ramps and floating bridges and everything was dark and dank and smelly. I found a large skink-like creature, and I caught it without much struggle. Then I came across a mammalian weasel-like thing and it tried to fight my giant skink. It was really weird. A guy walked in on the scene and started messing with some stone statues that had buttons, and I was worried the animals would get hurt, and then the alarm clock cut in.

I had a dream awhile ago about a transgender mafia. Guys... we should totally start a mafia.

Quote from: Edge on September 09, 2012, 07:41:31 PM
I had a dream awhile ago about a transgender mafia. Guys... we should totally start a mafia.

Ok, Im in.

Quote from: Edge on September 09, 2012, 07:41:31 PM
I had a dream awhile ago about a transgender mafia. Guys... we should totally start a mafia.

I will totally join this.

I always wake up within a half-hour of the alarm. This morning I was dreaming that I was at some huge facility, like a factory or something. I decided to go in the kitchen to do some spying and see if I could eat the food (without having to go through making myself look like a prick by asking if they had vegetarian stuff). I got in there and passed as staff, which was nice but I had to pee. It was an all-male kitchen for stupid dream reasons. The bathroom stalls didn't have doors, and I was peeing when my "boss" comes and starts lecturing me about needing to speed up the food orders. He doesn't notice my privates and doesn't comment on my sitting down. What woke me up was that I peed for a long time and then still needed to pee. I realized I was dreaming so I got out of bed.

Dreams are weird but I love the navel-gazing involved with recounting them.

I had a dream where I was sleeping  . Weird...

I dreamed that I traveled back to the 90's and dated Sailor Mercury.  She's a very sweet girl.  I tried to take proof of it with my cell phone but the proof was blurry since my type of cell phone didn't exist back then.

I met the guys from Smosh to warn them that they had accidentally shown Anthony's penis in one of their videos and that it would probably get flagged by some teenage girl and taken down from YouTube. Ian was grateful for my information.

Then I met Daniel Radcliffe. Can't remember the details too well.

I dreamt I had stubble. It looked pretty bad because I was still female looking in every other way and the stubble itself was weird looking.

Quote from: edderkopp on September 18, 2012, 11:51:16 AM
I had a ton of dreams last night...a nasty one involving the undead. One where my mother told us she was going to die.

Then I dreamt that I had a basketball and it rolled over to the park. As it rolled down the hill, I ran to grab it and this girl sort of got in my face saying that it belonged to her younger brother. I said that there was no way, but decided to go back to the house to see if maybe mine was still at home. It wasn't, but then a few minutes later she came and had the ball and a small little bag. She said that her brother had been messing about and stole my basketball, and that she was sorry for being mad at me. She held out the bag and it had an invitation to a party. She wanted me to be her date. She was real cute, I bet I said yes. Blonde, athletic, cute Aussie accent.

That second dream is actually pretty cool. I actually had a dream about the undead last night and it was ick. I woke up and had to pee but lol I didn't want to walk through the dark house.

I liked and disliked my last dream. I dreamed of my wedding and everything was perfect: The beach, my cheap dress, and barbeque steak  . I went with my new husband to the hotel room where newlyweds do what newlyweds do. As he was lifting my skirt, I woke up and - PENIS. Son of a biscuit!!! I don't like it when my dreams tease me!! 

Me and one of my college friends were gathering other friends for an epic battle against Slenderman and Republicans in general.

It was weird.

This was kinda trippin'...

I was driving a large UPS delivery van, but instead of having a bunch of packages to deliver the van had seats in the back and was full of folks from here at Susan's and we were all going out to a club

I was back in School / High School, and I was constantly bullied without being able to do anything. Hit, insulted, thrown things at from behind...

It was the same horrible feeling I haven't experienced in more than 15 years. Some years ago the worst ones were the ones were my dick was missing (waking up and checking that everything was in place), and recently just claustrophobic ones  on which a broken wodden lift shrinks until it turns into a coffin and crushes me...


This was even worse.

I was visiting old friends in Atlanta. I think I was at Gaylaxicon. A bunch of guys were suddenly getting frisky and hooking up for sex. (This is not how it goes, btw! I mean, it's not quite THAT crazy, hehe) Anyway, this guy comes up to me who looks exactly like Cillian Murphy, though I don't recognize him as such in the dream. He looked familiar, like I had met him previously, and I found him attractive, so he's not a complete stranger to me. I remember thinking that I hope this isn't just a one-time thing and that he'll want to date afterward, but I realize it doesn't seem very likely from the situation and that makes me kind of sad. We immediately start getting undressed and are feeling each other up and he has an AMAZING body, very lean and fit. Then he drops his pants and I realize he's trans. This doesn't matter to me but I get the feeling that he is trying really hard to act super-confident and it's almost like he's testing me to see how I'll react and I'm really worried about reacting the wrong way and upsetting him and I definitely don't want to stop what we're doing. He appears to have had some minor bottom surgery, just enough to change aesthetics a little. I try to just carry on and not make an issue of any of this but he seems to suddenly lose interest and gets up and leaves like I failed whatever test he was doing. I tried to find him again later in the dream to talk to him but I didn't see him again.

I had a scary dream that was too close to reality. Dreams like that confuse me and I end up mixing my dreams up with real life >.> but anyways, I dreamed that my significant others father placed the blame on me for my love coming out as trans. I really don't want them to think that but I am so afraid they will because a few years back, my love and I were having a rough patch and I nearly left him and told him that I thought I wanted to be with a woman.. thankfully it's all so much better now, but I know he told his parents and I'm afraid that may be why they think he's making the wrong decision, because of me. But I know he's always been like this..

Waking myself up from a dream, getting bitten by a golden retriever, then waking myself up from that.