...get out of the car, power-lock all the doors, and shut the door....but just as it leaves your hand at full speed your mind flashes, "OMG THE KEYS ARE STI...."



*SLAM*



Too late.



Then the keys start laughing at you. Taunting you. Calling you all sorts of stupid key-names that only they understand...(oh, that part might be just me  )

Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 03, 2012, 10:02:43 PM
...get out of the car, power-lock all the doors, and shut the door....but just as it leaves your hand at full speed your mind flashes, "OMG THE KEYS ARE STI...."



*SLAM*



Too late.



Then the keys start laughing at you. Taunting you. Calling you all sorts of stupid key-names that only they understand...(oh, that part might be just me  )

But don't you see it's really a well thought out plot by inanimate objects to take over the world. (I always knew those chairs move all by themselves at night just so we can stub our toes on them) Now I got it (No wonder I can't always find my glasses in the morning.) 

turn your computer one morning and instead of booting up, you get ...



This is going to be a really bad day.

Did this on today.

You go to the store and do the weekly shop get to the register and unload the stuff then notice you have forgotten your wallet, no money, no credit cards, front of big queue. Start to wonder if you remember the spell to make the ground open up and swallow you.

Shave your legs quickly before you go out and forget to take the plastic cover off the Lady Shave

Quote from: Cindy James on November 06, 2012, 05:11:11 AM
Shave your legs quickly before you go out and forget to take the plastic cover off the Lady Shave

DYHIW...you realize you have 5 minutes before you MUST leave, and that's enough time to shave your legs...when in fact it's only enough to learn (after the fact) that a dull razor + rush job = bipedal hamburger.

That is why you have a electric razor.  For those quick shaves.

Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 07, 2012, 04:22:29 PM
That is why you have a electric razor.  For those quick shaves.

Yeah, but who has time for that?!

Ya gotta uncoil the cord, PLUG IT IN, check to make sure it works, switch hands...too much time for me, I'm more of a "hands-on do-it-now" kinda girl...speaking of which, I wonder if I can find the bandaids since the last time...

At least you don't need band-aids.   

...are presenting male at work, and introduce yourself during a meeting using your female name.  Yeah, I got some really weird looks for that one.

are putting on some lipstick and the stick of lipstick breaks

Don't You Hate It When You...

fail to remember your facebook login info

buy a loaf of bread and it goes moldy way too soon 

Can't get to sleep at night and then as a result can't get up in the morning

start to write a post, realize it isn't worth the effort, and cancel the post after working on it for five minutes...

...run as fast as you can to catch the bus, and it pulls away just before you get there

wake up and can't get back to sleep and just as you finally do fall back to sleep the alarm clock goes off and you have to get up and get going

Get told that you should get your hair cut because you look like a girl...

And you want to respond with,"thank you" but are too afraid that they might catch on.

Wear tight bike shorts and focus on a slight bulge from them, resulting in you thinking that you're fat when you know you're not. 

dont you hate it when you get a horrible song on your brain, like put a banana in your ear