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Started by Jamie D, November 16, 2012, 10:27:37 PM

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Brooke777

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 17, 2012, 05:35:38 PM
Only if they're as dumb as a box of rocks. Oh, wait, wrong thread!

So...you would fall for it then.  >:-)
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Kevin Peña

A personal attack? I'll bet on this thread having 5 more minutes before lock-down.
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Devlyn

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Brooke777

Quote from: DianaP on November 17, 2012, 05:48:22 PM
A personal attack? I'll bet on this thread having 5 more minutes before lock-down.

That was a joke. She got it. I would never attack anyone on here. I value everyone far too much.
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Kevin Peña

That was a joke. You didn't get it.  :P
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Incarnadine

Quote from: Brooke777 on November 17, 2012, 07:21:16 PM
That was a joke. She got it. I would never attack anyone on here. I value everyone far too much.

Don't bang your head against a brick wall!  It's easy as pie to barge right in here and post another fine as wine tongue twister!

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right?
Now, writers of religious services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write.
Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it might be copy good copyright.
Should Thom Wright decide to write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright's right rite, and thus violate copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right?
Legals write writs which is a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right.
Advertisers write copy which is copyright the copy writer's company, not the right of the writer to copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right?
Wrongfully copying a right writ, a right rite or copy is not right.
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SarahM777

I just came across this

If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!


from the Unix fortune database, attributed to DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup
Answers are easy. It's asking the right questions which is hard.

Be positive in the fact that there is always one person in a worse situation then you.

The Fourth Doctor
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Jamie D

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 17, 2012, 05:35:38 PM
Only if they're as dumb as a box of rocks. Oh, wait, wrong thread!

You!  OUT!!
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Jamie D

Quote from: Incarnadine on November 17, 2012, 07:30:21 PM
Don't bang your head against a brick wall!  It's easy as pie to barge right in here and post another fine as wine tongue twister!

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right?
Now, writers of religious services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write.
Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it might be copy good copyright.
Should Thom Wright decide to write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright's right rite, and thus violate copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right?
Legals write writs which is a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right.
Advertisers write copy which is copyright the copy writer's company, not the right of the writer to copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right?
Wrongfully copying a right writ, a right rite or copy is not right.

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Jamie D

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Jamie D

Quote from: Sarah7 on November 17, 2012, 11:44:24 AM
Six Stick Shifts Stuck Shut

I feel there should be sufficient incentive not to fail.

Susie sells seashells by the seashore
She sits and shells and sells and sits


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Padma

I'm a sheet slitter. I slit sheets. I'm the best sheet slitter that ever slit sheets.
Womandrogyne™
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Jamie D

Quote from: Padma on November 18, 2012, 03:13:42 AM
I'm a sheet slitter. I slit sheets. I'm the best sheet slitter that ever slit sheets.

Which reminds me ...

You know why co-eds don't like to party at the beach?

They might get sand in their Schlitz.

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eli77

I can see this thread is steadily degenerating. Success!

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
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Devlyn

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Jamie D

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
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Constance

Quote from: DianaP on November 17, 2012, 12:15:14 PM
As a foreigner to the English language who can barely pronounce English words regularly, I must say that I hate this thread. You're all so evil! :laugh:
We live to serve.  >:-)

Here, try this one: Irish Wristwatch

Devlyn

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

<whistling innocently>
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SarahM777

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter –
Better than her bitter butter –
And she baked it in her batter;
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
Answers are easy. It's asking the right questions which is hard.

Be positive in the fact that there is always one person in a worse situation then you.

The Fourth Doctor
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Natkat

wow this is old thread is old. post anyway.
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Try saying: "Rød grød med fløde." (red porrigde with cream)

its pronouced like this:


good luck. :)
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