The size of the penis? And by size I mean that the one I have is too small to fit between my legs and stay there. Its usually about an inch long, sometimes it shrinks down to about half an inch, sometimes it can stretch out and get all flabby at two inches, but it always goes back to being this short fat stub thing. As a result, I always have a little tubular lump that either lays vertically down, or worse when it shrinks to half an inch, looks like I have a roll of quarters in my underwear.
And then to make matters worse, about 4 times out of ten I'll get an erection then it bends upwards no matter what. It just sucks. Because I hate erections and wet dreams and yet I'm still having them despite HRT. Any help here?
And as for the testicles, I still haven't been able to push them into that cavity and have them actually stay up there. They just fall back down. And when they are up there, you can see them as just two giant lumps above the base of the penis. So instead, I've been pushing the whole ball sack back between my legs. It tends to stay there with underwear on. But them sometimes, it spills out of one of the legs of the underwear and is so annoying and can sometimes be painful.
My solution is about to involve a circular saw. (Kidding of course, but this is frustrating)