hey guys i figured we could all do with some fun and a good laugh, does anyone have an embarrassing nick name or has anyones girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or whatever else you wanna call it given any part of your body an embarrassing name?   
my girlfriend calls me tuddlebear and a certain part of me has been christened Snakey

come on guys don't be shy share in the fun and have a laugh

I am naturally warm and sweat a lot when outside, working out, or while being intimate with my gf (gross, but she likes it) and she calls me "sticky buns".

Quote from: Justin 21 on December 05, 2012, 03:58:33 AM
ha good one simon, my girl likes it that i sweat too, for some reason

Before my husband got all ornery about the whole trans thing, he used to call me:

I'm not even making that up.

well once I where playing a concert I had this hat which I liked with some cat ears on. I generally had that on all the time, and under the concert I also had sunglasses on (because I was shy and it somehow helped)
We where playing at a school the first day and after we where done there where a lot of kid running after me like..

"RABBIT-MAN RABBIT-MAN! (it where a freaking cat hat!)
RABBIT MAN WE LOVE YOU!, give me your autograph or I will kill myself. <--- (psyco kids)

I where very popular for 1 day and since that some of the people from the bands also started calling me rabbit man once in a while.

My boyfriend and I do a lot of weird things when we're being silly, like....pretending to be Macho Man and Hulk Hogan? (Hahahah it's embarrassing). So he calls me Macho Man Randy Savage and I always call him a "Little Hulkster."

Also, after a long, long, long inside joke about a movie, we ended up calling my parts "one-two" as in "to give 'im the ol' one-two." Hahaha.

I am "Fuzzywumpkins" and my dog is "Furrywumpkins."

Himself calls me a roly-poly kittendumpling (a reference to a Beatrix Potter story).

He also uses amusing terms of endearment such as wenchlet, slutling, kitty fantastic, kittenbeastie, kittenbear, and biteycat.

I am quite strong in kitteh nature.

my boyfriend calls me pooper and i call him gaybutt
i think we should get points for originality there

also one of my friend calls me Drew P. Weiner, because it's really similar to my actual name. Not exactly my favorite nickname.

My ex-missus used to call me Schnookums (she's Australian, I don't know if it comes from there). Made me blush. Oh, and way back, I had a gf who called me Baby Lamb, which freaked me out .

Oh no, Schnookums is at least as American. I haven't heard it out west though.

--Jay

Quote from: mangoslayer on December 05, 2012, 09:01:37 PM
also one of my friend calls me Drew P. Weiner, because it's really similar to my actual name. Not exactly my favorite nickname.

Drew P. Wiener!! I'm crackin' up so bad over here! 

That reminds me of a dog I once groomed. His name was Elliott P. Smelliot.

Weiner or wiener?

Quote from: Justin 21 on December 05, 2012, 03:43:28 AM
hey guys i figured we could all do with some fun and a good laugh, does anyone have an embarrassing nick name or has anyones girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or whatever else you wanna call it given any part of your body an embarrassing name?   
my girlfriend calls me tuddlebear and a certain part of me has been christened Snakey

come on guys don't be shy share in the fun and have a laugh

aww tuddlebear is the cutest!

I'm a significant other and I call my boyfriend (FtM) buggy, moomoo, monkey, and sweetheart puppy face when we're in an extra good mood lol. He used to call me Lulu (my name is Elizabeth, but I have lots of nicknames hence my screen name), and sometimes he calls me moomy (instead of moomoo)

And once I named one of his arms rocky, and the other balboa lol!