it has come to my attention that alot of you  could do with some random bull crap to lighten up and have a laugh with, so here is the place to put it, it's a tradition where i'm from to just muck around, take the piss out of each other and just have fun, post a joke, tell a funny story it doesn't have to be completley true, aske a goofy question and get a goofy answer, just have fun and raz on each other just be sure not to make it mean or personal enjoy

The trouble is, the only jokes I ever remember are the ones I wish I hadn't heard in the first place!

How Draco Malfoy Asked Pansy Parkinson to the Yule Ball
Goyle: Dancing is for pansies.
Malfoy: Hey, you there. What's you name?
Pansy: Pansy.
Malfoy: Perfect!

(From a Very Potter Musical which can be found on youtube.)

I put some primo jokes in the bad jokes thread, but nobody acknowledged them =c.

Maybe they were too bad...

DeeperThanSwords

I am having the massive urge to give you an almighty hugg right now!

Quote from: spacial on December 11, 2012, 08:02:42 AM
DeeperThanSwords

I am having the massive urge to give you an almighty hugg right now!

I rarely turn down hugs! 

How do you throw a space party?
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You planet.

I just know there's a joke about Uranus around here.

Did you know Uranus was initially named Georgium? 

What a probing story.