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Why are things getting so... damp >.<

Started by Biscuit_Stix, December 12, 2012, 09:56:49 PM

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This is more than TMI I know, so fair warning now, but wow things downstairs have gotten soggy. And the whole mess smells like fresh brake shoes. I'm a month on T and I thought the opposite was supposed to happen. This river was supposed to recede! I was ready to purchase stock in KY, but now what's the point?? It's just self lubricating at all times, regardless of who wants to play, be it the husband or some particularly tight pants. It can no longer tell the difference. It's really quite embarrassing. And uncomfortable. And squishy. When is this supposed to go away? I mean, it's really my only complaint. I've already got some respectable facial scruff, a passable voice and a little growth down there, but wtf. When I can get out of the shower, towel off, and 3 minutes later need more toweling.... :'( how does one quell the surging tides? And keep down the scent? I shower daily, I keep it super clean, but it's still.... gushy. Help!
What the hell was that?!                 From every wound there is a scar,
Spaceball 1.                                     and every scar tells a story.
*gasp* They've gone to plaid!        A story that says,
                                                        "I survived."
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