So let us look at this logically

Only Australians can tell the end of the Earth ( Builds a shield to protect her from every other Pacific Nation)
The only reason that Australia will ever end is if we run out of beer.
Oh did I mention the Hop menace?
Seemingly in Mid 2013, I'm working on the dates. the hop harvest fails.
Oh my Goddess No beer!!!
The world will end!!
I can save you, cash only please to PO Box 123