So it will be Xmas soon and Santa Claus has left his death fortress at the North Pole.

He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh,
You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

So lock the door and hit the floor as Santa Claus is coming tonight
You have all been very naughty! Very naughty indeed!

Merry Xmas everyone!

Jen

So Santa is a member of the Aussie Mafia as well.

Should have known

rofl!!! 

A honorary member for tonight only.

Helps us spread the workload so we can visit everyone tonight.

With the 'Ho Ho Ho' branding iron.

And anyone who leaves milk and cookies are in for a BAD night.

Malt Whiskey and a Havana at the minimum.

Quote from: Cindy James on December 24, 2012, 12:50:23 AM
Malt Whiskey and a Havana at the minimum.

darn - am all out of malt whiskey.

You *dare* bribe Santa?

Santa and I have a thing going

you've both been very naughty! I checked my list!

I have a thing for fat guys in red suits. At least that is what I told him

It's time to sit on Santa's lap, and hard!

I do try to keep him inflated

Show me a Happy Santa and I'll get good pressies. I'm just not sure about him coming down the chimney, seems unhygienic. 

You can get can soot everywhere

Dedicated to Cindy James, for Christmas

Report just in from New Zealand that Santa has tactical air superiority and is equipped with TOW misslies.

Residents are requested to barricade themselves inside as the bloodthirsty cadaver junkie can't touch you as long as you're not stupid enough to leave the building.

People are also requested to huddle in fear until Santa's reign of terror moves on to the next location.

Mommy, mommy! Santa's through the perimeter!
This is it, kids! 

Cindy, please control yourself as Santa is bloodthirsty killer but there is good in him, I can feel it.

I am in control, I'm flying the Rudolph drone.

Fully loaded with reindeer droppings.

Taking out some Westbro's as we speak. Splatt.

Laser controlled Reindeer ->-bleeped-<-. Hmm love this job

I'm not worried, Santa couldn't give a snick about me

Bender,  won't you join in my slaying tonight?