I win....I was the first post after DianaP 

Well, I was the first this instant, so there. 

Quote from: DianaP on January 13, 2013, 05:49:02 PM
Well, I was the first this instant, so there. 

Not anymore 

Dear, you posted in a later instant, so there. 

First to post while sitting on a unicycle!  (and trying not to fall before clicking "Post")

Time is a construct of our minds, more of an illusion than anything.  How can we really say who posted first, really?  Thyme, on the other hand, goes great in a chicken stock soup.

Sorry it took me so long to get here. First to be fashionably late and win. Just in thyme for dinner, apparently!

And so do puns, Jen. 

First person to post while on a bicycle! 

First Time Traveler to post!

I won!

Hmm.. yes, thyme is an excellent ingredient for soup and puns.

Stew easy to go down this path!

First person to post while in a handstand! Suckers!! 

What were you typing with? 

My toes, silly. 

I can't picture how that would work.  I'd be afraid of breaking my computer! (and I need this one to last 3 - 5 days)

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on January 13, 2013, 06:09:55 PM
Stew easy to go down this path!

Oh gosh, food puns!  If you carrot all, you'll stop right now.

No more Rhymes now I mean it!!

Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 06:22:59 PM
Oh gosh, food puns!  If you carrot all, you'll stop right now.

That's going to be tough to beet!

Quote from: EmSchuma on January 13, 2013, 06:20:25 PM
I can't picture how that would work.

Let my keyboard dangle over the top of my computer desk's shelf, then get into a handstand and poke at the keys with my toes, using a full-body mirror behind me to aid in my view. 

Quote from: Jen on January 13, 2013, 06:22:59 PM
Oh gosh, food puns!  If you carrot all, you'll stop right now.

Or I can meat you halfway, and we each bake a food pun. 

I hope Shawn Sunshine and Jen (and anybody else) aren't inSALTed that I'm joining in on the food puns.

Also... first to post with a club balanced on a finger (this post was typed before any balancing, though)