When I was in junior high, I had this big, bright red clunky backpack that was filled to the brim with school stuff. I've never liked purses, as I easily forget where I left them and it generally feels unsafe to use one (not to mention femme as heck). I just jam everything into my pockets, which is why I love my military trousers because they have lots of big, nice pockets. I wear my key on a carbine hook and a chain, like most guys my age do. I am a major dork and put my wallet in my right front pocket because I don't like sitting on something big and clunky (what looks like fat wads of cash is just receipts I haven't thrown away yet for some strange reason). The key hook is really uncomfortable to lie upon if I have to lie down on my side.
