On a farm any day. Sure it may be simple, yet more complex than the tycoons fabricated facade.

Would you rather
A. Work in a cemetery all day, burying people

or

B. Work in a hospitals maternity ward, delivering babies

work in a cemetery..

babys comming out of the vegina.. is........... not my type of thing...

would you rather

love the hate you get
hate the love you didnt get

love the hate I get

Would you rather:

Swim with sharks

or

Swim with crocodiles

Well, I killed a shark once, but I could just stick a pole in a crocodile's mouth. Crocodiles.

Would you rather eat a puppy or a kitten? 

Puppy

Would you rather:

A.  Waste water

or

B. Waste electricity

Waste water. Electricity is more expensive.

Would you rather

Live in a boat

or

Live in a tree house

Tree house! I can be a monkey. 

Would you rather get into a tickle fight or a pillow fight?

Pillow fight!   

Would you rather:

A.  Wear snake skin

or

B.  Wear monkey's fur

snake skin.

Would you rather

eat a cheeseburger

or

eat a hamburger

Cheeseburger please. I would hate a plain burger.

Would you rather:

A. Attend a rap concert

or

B.  Attend a rock concert

Depends on several factors. I guess rock, just because if the entire song is just rapping without any singing then odds are it's boring to listen to. I tend to get annoyed when people bash rap though.

Would you rather be Chinese food or Italian food?

Chinese food please!

Would you rather:

A.  Be a stand up comedian

or

B.  Be a professional bowler

A professional bowler thank you. Better career opportunities. Comedians tend to come and go.

Would you rather
A. Ride a camel

or

B. Ride a horse

Horse please-I always wanted to ride one

Would you rather:

A.  Play in dirty snow

or

B  Play in sand

Eww how did it get dirty? That is your answer.

Would you rather drive a really ugly rainbow, fairy princess motor-scooter to the grocery store and have random pedestrians on the sidewalk laugh at you, or, walk?

I would ride a rainbow pony bicycle.

Would you rather wear a skirt or pants? Be honest.

pants please

Would you rather:

A. Pet a lion

or

B. Pet a bear

Bear.

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

That video was too cute!   I want a baby bear now.

I would rather lose a leg.

Would you rather:

A. Have your own stripper pole

or

B.  Have your own rake

A rake please. To clear up the mess I made with the stripper pole. 

Would you rather

A. Hand in a half finished assignment on time

or

B. A fully completed assignment, 2 days late, having incurred the 10% per day late penality.