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Posted: June 5, 2007
1:00 a.m. Eastern

My advice to eHarmony: Stand strong for your freedom of conscience or you'll invite a whole new batch of lawsuits from:

The Mary Kay LeTerneau's of the world because there's no "teachers seeking students" category;

The Pete the Pedophiles – for age discrimination (no "men seeking children" category);

Chris the Cross Dresser – because there's no category for cross dressers (and whatever they seek), leading people online to believe that he's just a very ugly woman.

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For those who are unaware, WND is a very right wing publication and draws many right wing people including celebs like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is a sphincter majora and a bad actor as well.

Quote from: Renae Lupini on June 06, 2007, 12:24:45 PM
Chuck Norris is a sphincter majora and a bad actor as well.

You know he'll kick you in the face so fast he'll break the speed of light to the point of going back in time and kick your mother in the ovaries thus erasing you from all existance, right?

Quote from: Mawd on June 06, 2007, 12:32:33 PM

Quote from: Renae Lupini on June 06, 2007, 12:24:45 PM
Chuck Norris is a sphincter majora and a bad actor as well.

You know he'll kick you in the face so fast he'll break the speed of light to the point of going back in time and kick your mother in the ovaries thus erasing you from all existance, right?

hmmm that could really complicate my plans on living

his tears can cure cancer, unfortunately, he's never cried.

Chuck Norris is an actor?  Really? 

Cindi

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Is this the same Chuck Norris that is in actuality a cyborg from the future, here to convert all couch potatoes into fit, military-type fighters using his patented ab-roller technology? He's a middle-aged, out-of-work, action figure come to life. WAIT!  Why isn't he an elected political odfficial? He'd be per-fect!

Why is he suing Gay-Harmony.com again?