Probably pee standing up, and then masturbate. And scratch myself. And walk around naked for a long time. And take the packer out of my underwear. I would probably break out the ruler...just to see...

I could actually get laid. I'm not young anymore, but a few people find me attractive and have said so.

Yeah, it's all about the sex these days.

Would I have chest hair? Can I please have chest hair?

I'd probably start freaking out since I'd have to explain it to my parents in hopes that they believed me and not just think I was some weirdo who broke in.

Quote from: Liminal Stranger on February 11, 2013, 10:02:19 PM
I'll try not to burn down fairytale land over there 

Well send the unicorn brigade with their rainbow lasers and unlimited horn launchers. 

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I just noticed that a lot of people really would like some gender-appropriate genitals. Here I thought that Freud was wrong about boys. 

Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 11, 2013, 10:13:01 PM
I'd probably start freaking out since I'd have to explain it to my parents in hopes that they believed me and not just think I was some weirdo who broke in.

Don't ruin our fun with rationality. 

I'm going to find a mirror, I'm going to look and I'm going to PLAY!  Then comes the new clothes. 

I'd spend the day in front of the mirror with nothing on admiring the new little bippy. 

If the first month of my HRT has been any indication, I'd probably spend the entire day standing in front of the mirror, just looking at myself, and crying tears of absolute happiness. I would just be so overwhelmed with emotion, it would be ridiculous. Like "Oh my God, I'm beautiful! ME!!! *sniff*..." Even the few minor changes that have happened in real life so far have done this exact thing to me.