They showed two guys kissing on "Days of Our Lives" and my mom said "Eck. That's nasty. It's unnatural." Way to go, mom. Thank you for that. You're perfectly aware that the person sitting in the room with you identifies as male and has homosexual tendencies.
Then when I said, "Except it happens in the animal kingdom all of the time." she said "Shut up, [legal name]." She irks me so much.