I would love to be in a loving lifelong relationship, but I wouldn't want to get legally married, just in case. After all, it's just a piece of paper that makes it harder to call it quits if the relationship doesn't work out.
I would never have kids. Ever. They suck, and I acknowledge the fact that I was the biggest mistake my parents EVER made, so no kids for me.

I despise writing mundane papers for English class.
My dad doesn't care as long as I'm happy. My mom, as the hyper-catholic she is, expressed her disdain at my "possession" by the devil.