Mom: Are you wearing a bra?
Me: No
Mom: You've got perky breasts.
Me: No, they're sagging a little and have stretch marks.
Mom: Well, you should wear bra. You don't want saggy breasts.
Me: I don't want perky breasts either. It's not like I plan on keeping them.
Mom: Yes you will.
Me: No, I'm not. I don't want them. I want them gone.
Mom: No, you don't. You're going to keep them.
Me: No, I'm not.
Mom: Yes, you are.
Me: No, I'm not. It's not like I have any use for them anyway.
Mom: Yes, you are.

Honestly...they're my breasts and if I want them gone then I want them gone.