Did someone say choccies?

Watch out, Cindy's on her way to cool off in your bath.

Who needs depth perception when they look this good?

Who stole my toy?

Hee Hee, no-one knows of my dog toy fetish

Hee Hee, everyone knows about my boot fetish

Does your owner dress you up in costumes too? I am so sorry.

So many decisions to make. Thai or Chinese?

I can't afford a blow dryer so I'm drying my hair this way.

I'm seriously pissed off with what static electricity has done to my hair.

Hmmm, if I'm up to no good, does that mean I'm down to yes wrong?

Every time you don't answer me, I will take another drink, so I suggest you start answering my questions before you are empty and I am forced to go to the fridge and have to start interrogating another bottle of Pepsi!!!

Can you tell if I'm hiding a boy or a girl in this tub with me?

OK, what joker put superglue in my pink nail varnish???

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!

So I'm looking at you cross eyed, so what, I'm pink and I'm cute, gotta problem with that?

Got my hat, got my boots. Now where's that horse of mine??

Are you sure you're telling the truth?

Who cares whether it's "round" or "around" the block. I still broke my PB this morning, smarty pants.

Forgot where I put my dentures again!!