I will provide an answer, you ask the question, then leave a new answer for the next poster.

Answer: A grilled cheese sandwich.

What is the only use for american cheese?

Answer: Lobster

What's the best crustacean in the nation?

Answer: The cell phone.

The primary intention in the design of these portable devices was to allow access to distant communication throughout a wide, geographical area. While in the 1980's you may have found them large and inefficient to carry around, these days you can easily just slip them into your pocket.

Answer: Venus

What is the second planet from the sun, named after the Roman goddess of love and beauty.

Answer: Clothespins.

What are the indispensable tools for building blanket forts with?

Answer: kitty!

Blanket forts? Wow, you just sent me back to pajamas with feet!

Anyhoo, name a famous song by the Presidents Of The United States Of America.

Answer: A guitar.

What did Jimi Hendrix set on fire during a performance?

Answer: Margaritaville

Where're all the Parrot Heads?

Answer: Mistletoe

What is a magical Celtic herb?

Answer: Honky Tonk Badonkey Donk

What are the only words you can say after being bucked off a mechanical bull?

Answer: cheese

What's the best thing that ever happened to sour milk?

Answer: Marbles.

What is what you lose?

answer: moose poo

You don't want to step in this, do you?

Answer: Just a pinch.

What is the lie they say when give a shot?

Answer: In Reverse

What is the best way to back the car out of the garage?

Answer: Music.

What soothes the savage beast?

Answer: Delaware

Question: What will Dell call their line of Artificial Intelligence enhanced computers?

Answer: Bruised

How did that one leave my funny bone?

Answer: The Moon.

What is it called when a plumber bends over?

Answer: Doo-Wop