I'm so bloated.. unfortunately they don't do maternity clothes for men

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5/20/2008

"He added: "To our neighbours, my wife Nancy and I don't appear in
the least unusual. We're a happy couple deeply in love. My belly is
growing with a new life inside me. I am stable and confident being
the man that I am."

Why are you so bloated sometimes?  Did you purchase maternity?